And we return from vacation to your friend and ours, Minka Kelly and her surprising decolletage … we probably will end up covering some of what we missed in the last five days, but we’ll try not to bore you too much, since Cousins of Ron Mexico and Patrick Imig did a splendid job filling in … it’s probably too late for this, but what the hell … RIP Roy Scheider, who was tremendous in Jaws – one of our favorite movies of all-time … here are your Grammy winners, should anyone care …

Michelle Tafoya and Suzy Kolber will have their MNF roles greatly reduced next season – and this has nothing to do with Tafoya calling Paul Pierce ‘Bruce’ Sunday on National TV. (USA Today)

What’s happening to sports radio in Chicago? (Sun-Times)

Damn, we totally missed clutch freshman Eric Gordon treated like crap before a win at Illinois, including a shocking rough ‘chest-bump’ prior to tip-off. (Can’t Stop the Bleeding)

Jimmie Johnson grabs the Daytona 500 poll. (LA Times)

Much debate over the use of the word ‘great’ by sportswriters. (Charlotte Observer)

This Derek Jeter interview pales to the one in Allure Magazine in which – according to a reader – the Yankees shortstop apparently flirts with the writer the entire time. (NYDN)

In case we don’t get to a college hoops post today – UCLA was stunned in Washington last night, 71-61. (Seattle P-I)

By now you’ve probably seen the video of this nutty brawl in NYC, in which it looks like two drivers ran into people. (CBS 2)

A poor showing in the Pro Bowl for Derek Anderson. (Kid Cleveland)

Potential NHL trade-deadline moves. (Sports Opinion)

The San Diego Padres will not be going after Barry Bonds. (Union-Tribune)

Hey, why not have ESPN cover the elections? (HNT)

We’ll have more on this in Top Shelf, but damn, that Richard Zednik incident looks scary as hell. (On Fronzen Blog)