NASCAR’s Top Off-the-Track Talent
Athletes and Celebrities, NASCAR February 12th. 2008, 9:20am
Five days to the Daytona 500! Easiest way to identify the best talent in NASCAR? Find someone who has covered many races and ask them for their thoughts. (Although, now that the SI Swimsuit issue is out, one really doesn’t need an eyewitness account to verify the hotness of Jeff Gordon’s stunning wife, Ingrid Vandebosch, who totally blows Jeff Garcia’s playmate wife out of the water - probably because the latter donned one of the most hideous swimsuits in SI history.)
So reader Nick Bromberg, a journalism student at Missouri who has covered NASCAR for the KC Star, volunteered his services to break things down. After scrupulous research, his findings are as follows (in no particular order):
Ingrid Vandebosch: It’s only fitting that NASCAR’s richest driver has the hottest wife, right? After divorcing former Miss Winston Brooke Sealey, Gordon rebounded nicely, marrying Ingrid Vandebosch in November of 2006. Jeff and Ingrid quickly got down to business, and daughter Ella was born in June.
Athena Barber: If the reports that Clint Bowyer and Athena have broken up are true, it’s a sad loss for NASCAR’s top series. Clint and Athena had been dating since Clint’s days at Lakeside Speedway in Kansas, when Clint was beating up Athena’s dad on the track.
Ashley Judd: The newest NASCAR wife is the most obvious - and not just because of her pit attire. Ashley scores bonus points for calling out Milka Duno last year, and for saying this about what she thought of racing before she met Dario. “I didn’t know anything about it, except it looked really dumb on TV.”
Tara Gentry: When was the last time anyone made fishing look this hot? The on-again, off-again girlfriend of the ever-expanding Tony Stewart (they had supposedly broken up, but I swear I saw her next to his car Saturday night) reportedly works for Tony’s sponsor, Home Depot. When Tony and Tara started dating, Stewart lost a bunch of weight in an attempt to shape up, but started to get bigger once they broke it off. Now that they appear to be on again, maybe it’s time for Stewart to cut off his mullet and lose the gut again, and the irony of Tony Stewart in Subway commercials congratulating Jared on his 10-year non-fat anniversary will cease.
Crystal Hornish: Former IRL champion Sam Hornish moves over to the Sprint Cup series full time this year, and thus the blonde Crystal (below) joins the stacked stable of hot NASCAR wives. Even though Sam is locked into the field for the first five races, he may have trouble later on in the year making the show. Here’s hoping that Sam does, so we can see more of Crystal.

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February 12th, 2008 at 9:22 am
dear lord, thats a nice stable of gash.
February 12th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Ok TBL, we need to get organized and do something about this STAT:
Friday Night Lights NBC Final original episode aired Feb. 8 EW: “NBC has yet to decide whether to order any more episodes this seasonâ€
February 12th, 2008 at 9:31 am
The bodypainting section is titillating.
February 12th, 2008 at 9:31 am
Damn who knew? As much as Alissa Milano want to hang, she knows she is out of this league.
By the way that “Swimsuit” on Garcia? WTF?
February 12th, 2008 at 9:35 am
Danica Patrick, while overexposed is still quite attractive
February 12th, 2008 at 9:36 am
This may be the only NASCAR post I read all year.
It’s like a tractor beam of hotness
February 12th, 2008 at 9:39 am
JPM’s wife, Connie is pretty solid too:
http://images.forum-auto.com/mesimages/203158/44.jpg
Notice a trend here? All the open wheelers have the super hot broads, and the NASCAR guys have hot chicks, but they just can’t compete.
I had to rewind the DVR and pause it when Tony was getting in his car Saturday night… Still can’t tell if that was Tara or not. She’s pretty darn hot, though.
February 12th, 2008 at 9:41 am
How come no one told me it was Larry hughes birthday yesterday
gordon wife is the #1 stunna
February 12th, 2008 at 9:43 am
If this is what NASCAR posts are about, then I love me some NASCAR
February 12th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Hey irish, too bad Dwight Kaman couldn’t double-double last night and try to help his team win.
February 12th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Somewhere deep inside a dark vault, Brooke Gordon faintly smiles while counting a stack of Jeffy’s money.
Meanwhile, Jeff continues to stare at his current wife’s picture #8 of 17, laughing out loud at his ridiculous fortune.
February 12th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Gordon is a bitch…but his chick is hot so I will tip my hat..and that will be the extent of my NASCAR conversation
February 12th, 2008 at 9:50 am
“This may be the only NASCAR post I read all year.”
It’s the new angle they stole from non-US soccer. Start promoting the hell out of the Wags and at least the hit count goes up.
February 12th, 2008 at 9:50 am
If this is how NASCAR conversations are going to be, then game on.
February 12th, 2008 at 9:50 am
nick p calling my boy Dwight Kaman, funniest thing today
nick you better get in what you want now because i got the day off
February 12th, 2008 at 9:56 am
irish…what was with Stan Van callin out Dwight?
February 12th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Chris Kaman thanks you for piquing his interest in NASCAR.
February 12th, 2008 at 9:57 am
The magic got spanked by a dilapidated Cavs team…oh the laughter must begin
February 12th, 2008 at 9:57 am
They should trade Dwight Polynice and build around Foyle. We’ll give you Larry for him, irish. He apparently kills it in that building.
February 12th, 2008 at 9:59 am
Don’t forget, Jeff’s wife is also like a billionaire heiress, which probably takes a little pain of the divorce settlement away
February 12th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Nothing wrong with Carmella’s retro-60’s swimsuit. Retro is in… ever heard of Dita Von Teese?
February 12th, 2008 at 10:02 am
I of course like Jamie McMurray..and not just because he finally won again at the Pepsi 400 last year.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:02 am
an mvp candidate getting called a lazy pussy by his coach
February 12th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Carmella has looked beyond incredible in virtually every photograph ever taken. However, in the SI photos, she looks downright matronly. Is she trying to rehab her image - from crazy playmate to something else?
February 12th, 2008 at 10:05 am
WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THE BALLIN POST. YESTERDAY IT WAS AT 8:45 AM.
yes the MAgic lost by 7 at home to a Larry Hughes led team. no typo larry hughes led them. who lit a fire under his ass last night. Larry Hughes was killing it more than Kelli rowland
February 12th, 2008 at 10:10 am
For the record, saw Judd last night on Real Sports. She’s not a bad lookin babe.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Lebron > Larry > Dwight Olowokandi
February 12th, 2008 at 10:12 am
a lazy pussy huh maybe that is what the news in bum fuck ohio told you mmnost. i wish i was actually at work so i could debate this with you.
the season series is tied with the CAVS. Good game by LArry hughes was the difference and you CAVS fan know that. My boy, well i ll say it played like a lazy pussy. only threw down 5 dunks and grabbed what 7,8 boards ITs okay trust me
February 12th, 2008 at 10:13 am
ASU, you just now are seeing what Ashley Judd looks like?
February 12th, 2008 at 10:13 am
eman yes they sure did but what happened last time the pistons came to town. thats right…
February 12th, 2008 at 10:14 am
hahaha… bum-fuck ohio, thats priceless.
9 boards, but come on, that was a bad performance by Dwight. Z and half-groin gooden and he gets 9 boards and 16 pts? not good.
and yes, we owe last night’s win to LH, tho lebron was no hack either.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:15 am
I wanted to put her in there–I think she’s fantastic; but I was persuaded otherwise.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:15 am
@cbh: I think someone made the comment yesterday that she had been falling apart and she was not was she use to be. I should have provided more context to my statement.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:16 am
It’s cool and I would argue with whoever made such a ludicrous statement about Judd not looking good.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:18 am
spence i know i put the blame on Jameer Nelson. i dont like him too much
alright boys i will see you tomorrow
February 12th, 2008 at 10:21 am
hey irish im just reading between the lines from what SVG said after the game
February 12th, 2008 at 10:22 am
irish…id take jameer in a heartbeat. how does SUPERSTAR larry hughes sound? straight up.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:26 am
never was a big fan of gordon’s wife…..until now
February 12th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Looks like Carmela has had some work done…
February 12th, 2008 at 10:36 am
irish…you are going to relish the 1 win against the pistons this year? Bro…the season is 2-1 pistons and since the loss to the magic on the 21st the pistons have won 8 straight. Sorry but it will be another long off season for the magic
February 12th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Saw Danica’s picture on the front page of SI. No. Just no.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:38 am
SI.com, that is.
And Gordon’s wife is deceptive–she’s WNBA-sized. But looks good.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Image makeover for Carmella, TBL? Why? Because she thinks she’ll have to be the breadwinner after Jeff crashes and burns again?
Nice NBA hi-jack, Cavs fans. Please try to stay on the Ballin’ post.
February 12th, 2008 at 11:08 am
That last photo in this post just screams Ricky Bobby.
February 12th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Not sure who she is but Carl Edwards appears to be dating a hottie as well and I don’t mean mean the FHM girl he WAS dating.
They showed him standing with her before the race on Saturday.
February 12th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
How on earth did the hideousness which is Jeff Garcia pull such a fab looking wife?
Oh yeah, he’s an NFL QB!