Throw It Down Brittney Griner, Throw it Down!
Video, Women's Sports February 12th. 2008, 5:46pmWe were going to close with a post about the Redskins and Chad Johnson, but we all know that’s junk and we’ll save it for tomorrow. Instead, we offer up video footage of the fierce dunking exhibition (you’re darn right two dunks in a women’s games counts as an ‘exhibition’) high schooler Brittney Griner put on last night. She’s Baylor-bound. You’ll want to lower the volume – no need to hear those Cold Pizza grads prattle on – and enjoy the beautiful sounds of dunking silence. Impressive? Almost as much as Steven Gerrard’s sizzling wife.
19 Responses to “Throw It Down Brittney Griner, Throw it Down!”
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February 12th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
6′8″???
I realize she’s still growing and maturing, but at 6′8″ you’d better damn well be able to dunk a little harder than that.
February 12th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
It’s like God stopped halfway through and thought: “Wouldn’t it be funny if we made it a chick with a deep sounding voice? That would be hilarious.”
February 12th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
That first dunk not fierce enough for you?
February 12th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Alex Curran’s bikini tap tag has slipped out the side of her gigantic boobs…I’ll just have to jump in there and tuck it back in for her.
February 12th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
How many other girls have you seen throw it down like that? Oh, that’s right-none. She didn’t just kinda toss it down, there’s some chocolate thunder behind that. As LeBatard would say, ‘BAM’!
February 12th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
I’m not impressed. Where’s the 360? Reverse? Give me some thing out of NBA Jam, then I will be impressed. BOOMSHAKALAKA!
February 12th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
She needs to grab her chunk next time when she vagina-bags some chick.
February 12th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
I’m sorry what happened in that video I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw Dana Jacobsen
February 12th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Because of her name, this story reminded me of how ESPN did an actual news story on the Colorado women’s team this weekend, just because they have a Brittany Spears and a Whitney Houston on their team. It was like one of those retarded Kenny Mayne stories, except that this one was real.
February 12th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
It was nice to see a legitimate dunk as opposed to a dunk/lay-in where the chick puts the ball over the rim, lets it go, then grabs the rim on the way down.
February 12th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
T-Mac is not impressed.
February 12th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Juwanna Mann is not impressed.
/fixed
February 12th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
The first dunk was legit. The second dunk less so, but still better than the other “dunks” by girls.
@ASU: probably the most underrated calls in history.
February 12th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
It was like one of those retarded Kenny Mayne stories, except that this one was real.
fantastic
February 12th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
If anything ever reminds me of Jason Krauss in real life I’ll slit my own throat. Just sayin’…
February 12th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
uno ftw! as a beagle owner this was one of the best nights ive had in a while.
February 13th, 2008 at 9:46 am
in another news, women can now vote and hold equal rights to men. back to you.
February 13th, 2008 at 10:58 am
The dunk notwithstanding, I’m a little more alarmed by the fact that this chick is 6′8″. That is full on freakish. How is she ever going to get a date? And she is still growing? Oh my god.
February 13th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
How is she ever going to get a date you ask? Obviously you’ve never people watched at a state fair. You’ll see some of the least attractive people on earth holding hands with even less attractive people. I think she’ll do fine.