The Sad, Tasered Tale of Legendary Josh Booty
Courts, Legal, NFL, Tasers February 14th. 2008, 11:54am
By now, you’ve surely heard – former QB Josh Booty was arrested for DUI Wednesday morning. After getting belligerent with cops at the Orange County jail, he was tasered, and on his fall to the ground, hit his face on a table, resulting in a black eye. He then fell to the ground, and split his head open, according to TMZ. This required a trip to the hospital, where he was stitched up before spending the night in jail. Many people have already blogged about this sad, sordid tale. Why the melancholy tone for a drunken lout?
Because Josh Booty was the subject of one of our all-time favorite features in ESPN the Magazine. Back when we were in college, we started a ‘great sports stories’ folder (major nerd alert) and a Bruce Feldman piece on Booty was one our favorites. The writing is tremendous, and at a time when our friends were going the IT route for easy riches, it was the kind of story that reinforced our interest in journalism. Plus, it got us rooting for Booty! (Not that you’ll care, but other pieces in the folder: Sally Jenkins on Kwame Brown in Washington Post magazine, April 2002; Mark Rowland on Kobe Bryant in the LA Times Magazine in Jan. of 1999; Michael Leahy on Michael Jordan from the Washington Post in Feb. of 2001; the Art of Choking, Malcolm Gladwell in the New Yorker, August of 2000 and a few Norman Chad columns.) At any rate, here’s the intro to the Josh Booty story, which we couldn’t find online.
Sept. 22, 1999
ESPN the Magazine
By Bruce Feldman
When a legend comes back to life, word travels fast. But late this spring, a story spun its way through the Louisiana Bayou – from the fried catfish joints down in Lafayette to the Baptist churches up in Natchitoches – in record time. The great Josh Booty was at it again, or so the story goes: Freed at last from a six-year commitment to the Florida Marlins, the home-grown passing phenom uncorked a football so far it cleared the rim of Tiger Stadium and landed in the parking lot. Not bad for a guy just trying to knock the rust off his arm.
Too bad no one – not even the Bayou Bunyan himself – knows where the story started. By now, though, Booty is used to the hype. You learn to expect it when Bill Walsh calls you the greatest high school QB he’s ever seen, when you’re talented enough to play third base for the defending World Series champs. “Some throw, eh?” Booty asks, pulling a baseball cap over his hazel eyes. He pauses to think about it, then leans his thick 6-3, 225-pound frame forward as if he’s got a secret to share. “People around here want to believe,” he says, a sheepish grin crossing his face. “And ya gotta love that.”
We’re too tired to keep tying, but perhaps ESPN will yank it up from the archives to coincide with this arrest. Besides the tremendous writing, the story actually mentions two of Josh’s brothers: “His youngest son, Jake, could pilot Evangel’s spread attack right now. Lil’ Snake is only 10, so he might have trouble seeing over the line, but that hasn’t stopped LSU from sending him a recruiting letter. John David Booty, the third of four boys, is a 6-3, 175-pound eighth-grader with an 87-mph fastball. He pitched three straight no-hitters this summer.”
Booty, booty, booty, booty, booty everywhere!
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February 14th, 2008 at 11:57 am
You post this instead of signing up for baseball?
February 14th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Booty
February 14th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Cleveland Brown great…Josh Booty.
February 14th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
So what is this dudes story, he was a great HS QB, ended up playing Baseball, and now does something for Fox?
February 14th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
I saw him in the minors once and he was great.
WHERE IS ABRAM?
February 14th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
if you had his phone number, would you consider a Booty Call ?
*Knee Slapper*
February 14th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
As an ASU alum, this is great news. Go Sun Devils
February 14th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Why are we all so happy all of a sudden?
February 14th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
CRM…because it’s sunny in Cleveland right now and I havent seen sunshine in 2 months.
February 14th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
“After being Tased, he was fully compliant,” Brotheim said.
Ya think?
February 14th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
It snowed at my house this morning…I live in Southern California, about 35 miles east of LA.
WTF is up with the weather???
February 14th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
The Sally Jenkins profile of Kwame Brown is legendary. It’s still one of my favorites…
February 14th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
@Hef: what’s great news? This sinus infection has really knocked me off my A game.
February 14th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Personally, I would have used this opportunity to put up a link to the always fun http://www.booties4booty.com. I’m not sure if that’s the right link since I’m going from memory because my work blocks the site.
February 14th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Try http://www.booties4booty.com/ with out the extra period
February 14th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
what ever happened to using the baton or billy-club?
February 14th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
irish,
I think the baton went the way of Jeff Gillooly and Tonya Harding.
In fact, I’m abso-gillooly positive.
February 14th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
@coop247 – DO NOT CALL HIM DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 14th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
hahaha, Dont tase me dude
February 14th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
To put in perspective how big Booty was in Louisiana — when Peyton Manning was a senior, he was considered the second-best quarterback prospect in the state. Booty was No. 1.
February 15th, 2008 at 8:26 am
Jake is now at Calvary in Shreveport as his dad, John is the Athletic Director. The Booty’s will finish through Calvary. Doug Pedersen, former NE Louisiana QB (now Louisiana Monroe..defeated Alabama last year) and played behind Farvrah in Green Bay. What a genetically blessed family…almost the “Mannings” of Prep Football in Louisiana.
February 15th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Damn head cold..Pedersen is the head coach at Calvary.