The Puzzling Defense of Chris Berman
ESPN, Media Gossip/Musings February 18th. 2008, 5:36pm
Very, very strange media column this weekend from Bob Raissman of the New York Daily News. As far as we can tell, he’s the only “mainstream” media member to staunchly defend Chris Berman in the wake of the hilarious, profanity-filled blooper reels that emerged online this month. It’s almost as if … well, read the quotes first:
Bad behavior? You bet. But not as abhorrent as that of one who would actually sneak around, tape a colleague and either give the video to someone (or hold on to it himself all these years) before releasing it in order to embarrass Berman.
No, what Berman did on those videos pales — big-time — in comparison to the covert actions of the lowlife who taped him and made sure the video was widely distributed. If Berman is such a bad guy, and someone had a beef with him, they should have gotten in his face. Or taken the problem directly to ESPN management. That would have required guts. Anyone who would basically spy on a colleague is lacking in that department.
Before this creep — or creeps — decided to release the tape, then get their kicks at Berman’s expense, they should have asked one question: Would they like the same thing done to them?
Allow us to briefly put on our conspiracy theory hat. Ok. USA Today wrote about the Berman videos. It was neither positive nor negative, but surely ESPN would rather have not had it mentioned in the largest newspaper in the country. Today, the Chicago Tribune wrote about the videos as well – with a headline and everything! (Believe it or not, the people who read blogs each day, while seemingly large, is infinitesimally small.) Here’s where the out-of-left-field theories come in: Knowing that the ESPN PR department couldn’t get their spin into the NY Post (which currently lacks a sports media reporter; we’re not counting Mushnick, he’s his own entity), and unable to talk USA Today and the Chicago Tribune out of running items … was Raissman a last chance for some positive light? How could Raissman – or anyone – know what the deal is with the videos and why they’re just emerging now? It’s just an incredibly odd stance to take, no?
BERMAN TAPE-GATE (NY Daily News)
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February 18th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Fuck Al Michaels
February 18th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
How is it spying if it all took place on the set in front of countless people and cameras?
Sure it was off the air, but it’s not like the guy taped Berman in the bathroom.
/thanks god for that
February 18th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
How is Mushnick not the media reporter at the Post?
/puzzled.
February 18th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
He makes it sound like he was crouching behind a bush or something. They were ESPN cameras being run by ESPN cameramen/camera(harassed)women.
February 18th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Perhaps he’s a Grand Duke.
February 18th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
I mean jesus. I really can’t believe what I just saw. I mean…JESUS!
February 18th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
If anything this was good for Berman’s image in the blogosphere. There were a couple moments in those tapes where he seemed like a real human being. Sure he was a douche most of the time, but he elicited a couple intentional laughs.
Of course people reading about this in a newspaper who don’t use the internet are saying “Oh goodness! Chris Berman talks like that!? Why I never!”
February 18th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Yes, the Berman clips are entertaining. But if the guy releasing them thinks he’s somehow destroying the guy’s career or knocking him down a peg, he’s just wrong.
Love or hate Berman, he did what most of us do–say/do things that he expects to maintain a certain level of privacy (for Berman, meaning not broadcast). I understand a public figure can’t be so naive to assume that he’s not getting picked up on camera and that someone somewhere doesn’t have a copy of his darkest on-tape moment.
But if he (and any of us) acted like we knew someone was always watching, then 99% of us would be dutifully filling out our TPS reports instead of looking at naughty Cheryl Cole pics and saying what terrible things we’d do to her, if only she didn’t have that awful tattoo. And that just wouldn’t be fun.
February 18th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
“…sneak around…”
I suppose, maybe the guy was sneaking around, directly behind the big camera that Berman blabbers into when on-air. I call bullshit on the whole article.
February 18th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
I also agree that the tapes didn’t do anything to hurt his reputation. He’s already viewed as more or less a mockery of himself and a general douchenozzle, so what changed because of the tapes?
February 18th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
I’d do terrible things to her if she didn’t have that awful tattoo.
February 18th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
In his next column, he’ll defend Roger Clemens and Bill Belichick against those friggin low-lifes who are clearly afraid to confront their mild mannered, extremely trustworthy victims.
February 18th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Dor – IMO, Mushnick doesn’t handle the news side of things – he’s more observational/columns. Once they lost Marchand, they replaced him with some guy for a short time … but I dont know what happened there.
See Harold Reynolds, Woody Paige, etc. Right now, the Post doesn’t have an attack dog media reporter
February 18th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
I’d do terrible things to her anyway.
February 18th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
CORM:
Yeah, the tattoo is the deciding factor ? LOL
February 18th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
my god, that is an awful tattoo, but i’d overlook it.. who is she anyway?
February 18th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
What bothers me, though, is this idea that any stranger, if annoyed, could post a video/news story about an athlete online, anonymously, and get them in trouble. Look at that old Pedro Martinez cock-fighting video that mysteriously found its way on-line right around spring training. Look at this Berman video. If Berman is calling us fans idiots, sure, I want to see the video, because he’s being hypocritical. But if he’s yelling at TV guys who aren’t doing their job–that’s part of day-to-day work. I’m more disturbed at the person who released those videos than I am at Berman’s activities.
February 18th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Yeah, I just found the Berman videos funny, not actually bad for his image. The only thing that was bad was the creepiness with the wine.
February 18th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
because it’s been clearly established ESPN will rightfully reprimand Berman, Tirico, Salisbury etc… and commend those who file complaints against them.
February 18th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
I would like to slip that girl some 222’s and…
/Falls into hell
February 18th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
raissman is beyond biased. he is the polar opposite of neil best. he has his favorites, like SNY (Mets channel) and hates everything to do with YES (Yankees channel). he’s always pumping up certain personalities, obviously someone from espn got to him. he also said that any of the giants playoff games would get horrible ratings, then never said he made a mistake after the ratings were through the roof.
February 18th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
I don’t like All Night With Jason Smith. Has anyone heard this guy? I swear he says stupid stuff just for the hell of it, just to see if anyone’s paying attention to him. Last week he had a fifteen minute dialogue in which he swore that the Pedro Martinez cockfighting deal was going to blow up. As in, Pedro was going to be villified by PETA and everyone else under the sun. He guaranteed that it would be a huge deal for weeks. Guess not. He sucks.
Sorry, end of rant.
February 18th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
TBL, Mushnick is my first stop on Sunday and Monday. Whatever he is, I usually like his take.
But I’m curious if Mushnick isn’t a media guy, who are the media guys I should be reading, besides Heistand and Best?
February 18th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
deux-deux-deux
February 18th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
I just thought the videos were funny. Like no one has had a bad day at the office and gotten upset. Leave the guy alone.
February 18th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
cbh49er — Where are you coming from, you doucheface?
February 18th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Like if this guy approached the higher ups at the WWL he wouldn’t have bee Sh**canned. Berman is a complete A-Hole and the way he gets away treating people should be aired.
February 18th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Still not as good as the guy who taped Casey Casem melting down and gave it to Stern years ago. “Hi this is Casey Casem. Don’t forget to join me this and every Saturday at 2, 2!!! Jesus Fuck! This is fucking ponderous! And who the hell is giving me an uptempo record after a god damn dead dog dedication!? I want someone using their fucking brains around here!”
February 18th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Ask, and you shall receive Brian Billick,
February 18th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
It is funny to me how everyone makes comments like “Oh who hasn’t had a bad day at work?” I don’t know about any of you, but “having a bad day at work” and using more explatives than Dice Clay are two very different things. I could never see myself doing anything like this. How awesome do you have to think you are to reem somebody like that? People fuck up, I have done it and I will surely do it again, but Berman thinks it is his duty to make whomever screwed up feel like shit about it. That is the definition of a dueche-hole.
February 18th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Like I’ve said before, I don’t know the entire context of what caused him to go off, but I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. Throughout my schooling and my career I have worked with people who are so incredibly stupid and/or unprofessional that it becomes enraging. Here’s what we dont know…how many times did the object of his anger screw up prior to him losing it? Not just that moment but that day, that week, that month. These kind of things can be cumulative in nature. People at the top of their profession often didn’t get there by accident and there are reasonable expectations they have with regard to competence and professionalism. If reaming someone causes whoever it was to “get it” and results in Boom not embarrassing himself or the network, then ream away.
February 18th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
I’m partial to the clip of Barry White going off when he has to do the spot for an event happening at some school in the south. “Join us on Friday, Saturday, Sunday ain’t this a bitch?”
February 18th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
“That is the definition of a dueche-hole.”
You’d know.
February 19th, 2008 at 1:10 am
The one where he was cussing everyone out was bad, but the other clips weren’t that bad in my opinion. I mean they were just kinda bland.
February 19th, 2008 at 1:21 am
Dornock:
I believe what TBL is trying to say is Muchnick is an attack dog media columnist, NOT an attack dog media reporter.
BTW, anyone else notice how Mushnick, in his style of writing, called out BSPN for trafficking in death? LOL
February 19th, 2008 at 8:05 am
@Dornoch
Ouch man! What did I do?
February 19th, 2008 at 8:23 am
Hello!
February 19th, 2008 at 9:59 am
So let us blame the whistle blower instead of the prick who treats his coworkers like crap. OK Buddy. It sorta of reminds me of the Bush Administration’s relentless search to finding the whistle blower and punishing the reporter who uncovered their illegal domestic spying program.
http://www.perrspectives.com/blog/archives/000920.htm
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/02/02/nyt-reporter-that-broke-nsa-wiretapping-scandal-subpoenaed/
February 19th, 2008 at 11:24 am
So now we’re comparing dropping video on Berman to dropping the dime on the President pissing on the Constitution? When it comes to Berman, you guys have totally lost it.