Though he didn’t say it, the reason Ozzie Guillen was muzzled last season was because he was losing. Often. You can’t mouth off when your team is winning games at the same rate as the Royals, so Ozzie closed his yap and got a 4-year extension. Good thing, because now that he’s got some job security and Nick Swisher’s bat in the lineup, he’s letting the expletives fly!

Among the many gems Guillen unleashed in a recent interview with the Sun-Times (via Can’t Stop the Bleeding):

* ”I’ll be cocky. If we win this year, I might run naked down Michigan Avenue like people expect me to do.”

* A couple of times I said, ‘We’ll be OK.’ [Expletive] OK, and I went off in Texas. You can only take so much.”

* ”I don’t give a [expletive] what people think about me”

* ”Then if you’re a nice guy, they are going to treat you the same way. [Expletive] it, be an asshole then. I would rather be an asshole winning than be a nice guy [expletive] losing. Give me an asshole who can win, don’t give me a nice guy who can [expletive] lose.”

* ”As long as I don’t rape anybody, as long a I pay my taxes, I don’t beat my wife … if I am going to be on the front page of the newspaper because of [expletive] baseball, I will take that. ”If more people treat baseball the way I treat baseball, this [expletive] game will be better.”

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