Yes, it’s Wednesday, and Peter King MMQBing is a Monday thing, but when we were alerted that PK updated his photograph, we couldn’t resist. He’s got a Bill Parcells look to him – except for that white tuft of hair in the front, which would give him the look of a skunk if he had darker hair.

So sit back with the mid-afternoon coffee and bear witness to the greatness that is Sports Illustrated’s Starbucks-loving, Brett Favre-filleting football writer who enthralls the masses on a twice-weekly basis (but we only bother with Mondays).

We boil down his gripping four pages of prose into seven quick points, to spare you the 30 minutes that you should be spending banging out TPS reports.

* PK is downright disgusted that Buffalo’s Thurman Thomas didn’t get into the Hall of Fame the first time around. He’s also pouting and stomping his foot about Michael “Shit Ain’t Mine” Irvin and Roger Craig.

* Not only is PK soon going to be a TV star, but he also attends high-flatulent weddings in places like Cape Cod, where roads are named Sleeping Dog Parkway.

* If you see PK on your flight, and you’re with dog, there may be an altercation.

* If Vince Young isn’t starting at some point next season for the Titans, heads (specifically Jeff Fischer’s) may roll.

* Peter King, he’s just like us – he plays fantasy baseball! And he weeps when Albert Pujols goes down.

* More on his “hoity-toity” Cape Cod visit – he mentions many family members, then plugs the hotel (surely in return for a comped stay).

* Finally, something we can agree with: “I yawn at Michelle Wie mania.” Too bad this for the last line – because we’re the one ones who read the column in its entirety.

Let Them In (SI.com)