Ballin’: Greg Oden’s Distinct, ’80’s Style Mohawk
NBA February 22nd. 2008, 9:32am
Portland 92, Seattle 88: Brandon Roy’s career high in rebounds … outstanding balance … Travis Outlaw pumps in 19 off the bench … all anyone cares about is Greg Oden’s mohawk. Early reviews are negative, but the guess here is that he bet on Rudy Gay in the dunk contest. Brutal game for Seattle’s Robert Swift, a 2004 lottery pick who has been plagued by injuries … and left with a sprained right knee last night.
San Antonio 100, Minnesota 99: Ordinarily, the talk would be of Tony Parker’s return from an ankle injury after three weeks on the shelf … except Manu pumped in 44 points, including a smooth game-winner with six seconds left. His last four games (all wins): 34, 46, 18, 44.
Houston 112, Miami 100: Guess they’ve got no choice now but to hang that “Rafer or bust” sign on the back of the bandwagon, since they went and traded Mike James (the third time they sign him – strictly for comedic value – will he last two weeks?). Skip to My Lou had 16 points and 11 assists and the Rockets have won 10 in a row.
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February 22nd, 2008 at 9:36 am
Greg Oden is a funny mofo. Dude is impossible not to love.
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:37 am
Also, Manu is posting career highs in Points, Rebounds and Assists this season.
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:38 am
enough with the faux-hawk…at least sac up and get a real mohawk
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:40 am
even this guy thinks oden’s haircut is awful
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:40 am
Did I mention 3pt% and minutes too?
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:40 am
Greg Oden is the man.
Manu had 44 on only 18 shots. He is sick.
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:41 am
Why is Bill Russel wearing a mohawk?
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:43 am
None of the new Cavs are playing tonight, so looks like we’ll be rolling six deep with LBJ, AO, Dwayne, Z, Devin, and Snow…those are the only healthy bodies we have.
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:43 am
@CRM – All while coming off the bench with the rest of the bench scrubs (re: J. Vaughn and Horry’s corpse)
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:43 am
Greg Oden’s looking like Vernon Reid–and they’re both 50, go figure.
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:00 am
game on the line and a bassy telfair jumper is all you can get?
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:03 am
broseph…vernon reid? EXCELLENT refernce.
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:09 am
@CORM- fixed
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:10 am
cant wait to see all the d league scrubs the cavs sign today
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:12 am
I didn’t like Oden when he was Ohio State, he had this aura about him that made him seem disinterested and unlikeable. However, ever since he became a pro he has been great and he is actually funny unlike the Big Cactus Shaq. The ESPN commercial where he is saying he is marketable and they have him advertise different things is pretty funny. Especially because he has the same deer in headlights face in every picture.
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:14 am
No one wants to say it? Fine I’ll say it: Kobe>Lebron. Enjoy.
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:15 am
Dammit Hef don’t do it!
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:16 am
nice hef, i agree
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:20 am
@Hef: You hit the nail right on the head. What else is there to say?
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:20 am
Hornets next six games: Houston, San Antonio, Washington, Phoenix, Utah, Washington.
God, I hope they can go 4-2 in that stretch. Somehow, I doubt it.
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:20 am
and God exists.
It’s funny to be delusional. Yay!
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:22 am
I thought that’s what we talked about every morning. Am I wrong?
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:32 am
jgp…i like them against houston, SA, Wash 2x. they should be fine. who knows, maybe they can even steal one from PHX?
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:34 am
Kobe > Jordan
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:35 am
mugsy bouges > manute bol
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:38 am
yinka dare > ruben boumte boumte
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:39 am
Pops Mensah Bonsu > Yinka Dare
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:39 am
Neo…thats fucking bullshit and im going to write 6 paragraphs telling you why.
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:42 am
Rafer > nobody.
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:46 am
No wants to say it? Fine, I’ll say it: Brian Cardinal>Brian Scalabrine
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:49 am
eric piatkowski > brian cardinal
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:50 am
@broseph: That’s the final straw, pal.
Serge Zwicker > Calvin Booth
Ken Johnson > The World
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:52 am
Ademola Okulaja > Serge Zwikker
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:55 am
ok, i have no idea who any of those guys are other than calvin booth. are you guys just making up names now? i refuse to believe there is actually someone named Serge Zwikker and he isnt a porn star from former Czechoslovakia.
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:55 am
The entire draft of 2000>Nobody
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:56 am
Pops Mensah Bonsu
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:56 am
sergeFebruary 22nd, 2008 at 10:57 am
Still think a big man can’t sell?
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:59 am
3some > Sex > Jerking
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:59 am
Duany Duany = Xray Hipp
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:59 am
who?
can’t sell what?
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:00 am
god shamgod > jesus shuttlesworth
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:03 am
@e man: Mark Madsen and Erick Barkley would like a word with you.
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:03 am
@TBL – Oden Commercial
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:07 am
Yuta Tabuse is the man. All five foot three of him.
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:15 am
Spencer, Serge Zwikker played on UNC in the late 90’s I believe.
Good recall on God Shammgod, he was a beast in the tournament in like 96 I think it was.
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:19 am
Tell Mark Madsen and his 2.3 ppg to leave me a voice mail
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:23 am
@e: but the dude can dance
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:25 am
His blog was priceless. Full of his own blog quotes…can you blog in third person?
February 22nd, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Houston is looking impressive.