A shorter, slightly more famous version of AC Green. Except he’s married. But could he resist Brooke Hogan in a bikini?

Because after riding for five days with NASCAR’s Carl Edwards, TJ Simers will appreciate this photo. (LA Times)

Tony Kornheiser, very, very upset at bloggers. (DC Sports Bog)

Depressing news about the comeback of Gilbert Arenas. (Outlet)

Weekly reminder: Norman Chad, still, by far, the funniest sportswriter. (Post-Intelligencer)

Any Roots fan in the house? (Tom Brady is My Baby Daddy)

A story that lends more credence to: Pennsylvania has Philly to the East, Pittsburgh to the West, and Alabama in the middle. (Post-Gazette)

That nutty cop who terrorized the skateboarders in the Inner Harbor strikes again. (You Tube)

Somewhat old story, but a new photo that … well … it’s not as funny as this speech. Artie Lange had a howler this morning: “I haven’t seen a black man beat a white women like this since OJ.” (Canada Free Press, Drudge, CNN)

Rich Eisen’s email friend Alycia Lane gets no punishment for calling a cop an F’ing dyke. (Philly Inquirer)

Old badasses will always pull young wool - Sean Penn and tsunami survivor Petra Nemcova. (Page Six.com)

Sports Editor teaches class at the University of Alabama … loses his job as SE due to allegations of sexual harassment. (Tuscaloosa News via Romenesko)