We must have scrolled through two dozen stories about how the Eagles were thisclose to signing Randy Moss … but not one of them floats an actual salary offer. Not even John Clayton! Hmmmm. Anyone find this fishy?

Take Asante Samuel’s signing. He’s a top-tier CB and said he wanted to win … and then when the Eagles offered him a few more million a year than the Patriots, he immediately backtracked and let it be known that it was all about the money (In Peter King’s wettest dream!). “The Patriots were only going to pay me $6 million a year. The Eagles went to $9.5M a year. Do I look that stupid to turn down all that money?”

Where are we going with this? It’s that nettlesome conspiracy theory side of us that sometimes bubbles up when our defenses are down. Were the Eagles “talking” to Randy Moss to give the appearance that they really are trying to improve the team and calm their anxious quarterback, Donovan McNabb, when in reality, they were never close? Who knows. Obviously this is an argument that could last forever, until more proof is unearthed … but take a look at this list (surely one of many) of potential places Moss could land. It was compiled Monday morning. No Eagles.

Get Back on the Phone, Andy (City of Pain)