PM Roundup: The Case of the Twisted Testicle
Baseball, Media Gossip/Musings, NASCAR, NFL, Video March 5th. 2008, 2:52pm
This is Saira Mohan, who was once plastered on the front of Newsweek under the headline, “The Perfect Face.” After googling her, your first stop should be the FHM photos of the nanny Beckham bedded.
Savvy NFL players are going back to school and taking business classes so they’re not at Jason Caffey in a few years. (OC Register)
Large breasts save woman. (AP)
The 20 stupid faces of Patrick Swayze in Ghost. (Best Week Ever) Sad news about Swayze. (NYP)
The networks are clamoring for Brett Favre. (USA Today)
KSU senior guard hits the trifecta: scores nine, Wildcats win, and his girlfriend accepts his proposal. (Fanhouse)
We may be the last bloggers on the net to hear about Felix Pie’s twisted testicle. (Bleed Cubbie Blue)
George Karl is trying to have his lawyers shut down FireGeorgeKarl. (Deadspin)
It is the day of the Big Vote in Oklahoma City. (Oklahoman)
Not a fan of Carl Edwards’ backflip. (Flotsam Media)
Chris “Birdman” Anderson has been re-instated into MLB NBA after being banned two years ago for drug use. (Hornets Locker)
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March 5th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Speaking of Swayze, I heard on the radio this morning that he is supposedly on death’s door. First, Jeff Healey and now Swayzee? The Roadhouse curse?
March 5th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Beckham nanny link doesn’t work.
I linked to the Cubs testicle injury yesterday, guess I should have sent it directly to you.
Anderson was reinstated to the NBA, not MLB.
March 5th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Stat boy alert!
March 5th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
I wanna see Beck’s nanny. Fix this now.
March 5th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
man if i was Beckham, i would pull an Ethan Hawke on Posh spice. that chick is unreal, like this bathing suit above. But why the need for the patch in front, should be all strings
March 5th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
First, Jeff Healey and now Swayzee? The Roadhouse curse?
Terry Funk better watch his ass.
March 5th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
god damn early March slow sports time
March 5th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
I see bush.
March 5th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Irish, what does “pull an Ethan Hawke” mean?
March 5th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
I googled Beck’s nannie, Rebecca Loos. Smoking hot. Blows his plastic wife away. I love the Brit godzilla biscuits.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Nanny link is fixed. My question, how does Posh let him hire this girl? It’s obvious he’s gonna bang her right? When I get a nanny that’s what I’m gonna do. Isn’t that what nannies are for?
March 5th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
ethan hawke divorced uma thurman to be with his nanny. sad that i know that..
March 5th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Surprisingly, my work blocks access to a website called “hornyoyster.com”.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Not to be weird but how do you get a twisted testicle? Speaking of those..driving the other day to practice and what is hanging from the vehicle in front of me…truck nuts..silver truck nuts! High class!
March 5th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
+1 412. Solid.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
That’s why I didn’t even click that link, 412. I don’t want IT coming for me.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Why was that Beckham’s nanny interview in jibberish?
March 5th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Rebecca Loos also plays for the other team. Imagine this, she is a bit of an attention whore. When the Beckham’s moved to LA, she actually moved there as well trying to ride on their coattails. Unfortunately for her, no one really paid much attention to the Beckham’s. Do a search on this chick’s story. She appears to be seriously deranged.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
What happened to Pie, happened to me a few years ago. I wouldn’t wish that experience on my worst enemy. It was the worst month of my life.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Thank God MLB has reinstated the Birdman. Now if the NBA would just follow suit, we could see him miss some more dunks.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
You see guiness, a twisted testicle happens when the male spots godzilla biscuits on a hot nanny conducting an interview in jibberish on hornyoster.com.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Boner killer alert: Read about Saria Mohan at your own risk.
“What would people be most surprised to know about you (other than you are married with a kid?”
“That I just recently spoke at the World Economic Forum.”
Insert sound of air leaving the room now.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
the godzilla biscuits look nice in this picture
March 5th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Wasn’t she on the cover of Newsweek because they transformed her from average looking to really good looking with computers? Doesn’t look like she needed that much help.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
During The X Factor, Sharon Osbourne publicly humiliated her after one of her performances saying, “You should try doing tomorrow’s performance with your knickers on, because it will help warm up your voice… You have a very bad vibe that comes from you… you have nice boobs, though, you’ve had a very nice boob job. Can I suck a nipple?”
Hahah, classic.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I saw an episode of The Venture Brothers that dealt with a twisted testicle. Very enlightening.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
GuinessGirl. Men’s testicales cannot switch sides. the one on the left stays on the left. same for the right. I imagine his did the tango.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
@GuinessGirl - I’m not sure if this is exactly what Pie has, but I’ll bet it’s close enough:
http://men.webmd.com/testicular-torsion
In a word, ow
March 5th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
not
good
times
March 5th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Just reading that hurts my balls.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Thanks..you guys are a veritable plethora of testicular info…
March 5th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Forget getting a network gig. Brett Favre has to be near the top of the list in the “next ex-quarterback to get drunk and grope a sideline reporter” pool
March 5th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Brett Favre and Mae Young get it on at Wrestlemania.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
@Gonzo:
+1 for the out of nowhere Maw Young reference.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
That Swayze link was hilarious. I almost cried laughing
March 5th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
i heard swayze only has 5 weeks to live. is this for real?
March 5th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
@Benji–The National Enquirer reported it…that’s the only source. They also reported that he is pregnant with Wong Foo’s baby.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Did Swayze also just sell his house and visit with the AD at Penn State?
March 5th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
i heard swayze only has 5 weeks to live.
…a lone tear runs down Demi Moore’s cheek
/late ’80s movie references
March 5th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
I heard the Swayze story from Tim Benz on his morning show today. This is the same guy who insists that “The Real World” is coming to Pittsburgh.
March 5th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Oklahoma City’s vote to renovate the Ford center was yesterday, not today. It passed 61% to 39%.