Reggie, Look Out For that Gigantic Caboose!
Athletes and Celebrities, NFL March 6th. 2008, 10:29am
Saints RB Reggie Bush doesn’t have the ability to show up for his scheduled deposition, but posing up for photographers in the Dominican Republic? No problem! After the jump, one for the scrap book, and one photo where she forgot to cover her ginormous ass (she definitely looks better in clothes). As Vince Vaughn said in Swingers – that butt’s business class. Way too big for coach.
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March 6th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Wow, that last picture might have severly altered my view of Kim K.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:32 am
dam thats some jelly in the bottom pic
March 6th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Holy cow — that thing needs it own zip code!
March 6th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Beef cake. BEEF CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 6th, 2008 at 10:35 am
“she definitely looks better in clothes” TBL
Um, not exactly what I expected to hear out of you seeing how this is your dream gal. Chick crushes are supposed to look better out of clothes.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Egads!
March 6th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Does adidas know that he’s wearing Jordan shorts?
March 6th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Somebody call the airbrush tech, stat!
March 6th, 2008 at 10:39 am
The amount of slack in the strings on her bottoms suggests that she is expecting further growth in the, to be scientifically-correct, ass-region.
Gross.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:40 am
abandon all hope ye who enter there
March 6th, 2008 at 10:40 am
“Dream gal?”
in the same way that i’m the best monopoly player on the East Coast
March 6th, 2008 at 10:41 am
No wonder those airbrush tech’s for playboy get paid so much. They did some serious work for that spread a couple months ago.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:42 am
/Sir-Mix-Alot
March 6th, 2008 at 10:42 am
That last picture did Kim K wrong.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Who knows. That photo could be misleading like the one a few weeks of ago of a portly Josh Beckett, who, by the way, is appearing on the cover of “Shape” or some other similiar magazine this month.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Gonzo…that beefcake thing made my day.
Jennifer Love Hewitt thinks she looks great!
March 6th, 2008 at 10:53 am
I think it took the whole zebra to make the bottom of that bikini
March 6th, 2008 at 10:55 am
NDub, you could have a point … but that’s not a bad angle or a bad pose or bad light … that’s just a massive rear.
lol @ spencer
March 6th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Does this put to bed the theory that she had butt implants? If she did, she needs to get a new plastic surgeon. Sweet fancy Moses…
March 6th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Yeah Im sure we are all kicking her out of our beds for eating crackers!
March 6th, 2008 at 10:59 am
i have to ask, “is that ass made for speed or comfort?”
March 6th, 2008 at 11:00 am
how anyone can like this guy is beyond me. mario williams was definitely the right choice.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:01 am
That ass is made for providing shade for small children.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Sweet Jesus that last picture is the evidence many of us have suspected for some time. There is a reason why in every beach photo she has some type of sarong draped around her waist (I mean, who does that?). It’s because she is packing some serious blubber in her trunk. It also makes sense now that if she wears industrial strength stress resistant tight pants that all of that blubber could be molded into an attractive and hilariously huge shape. It all makes sense now.
I still think she looks jawdroppingly great when she is all done up for the red carpet, but now I can see that it is 100% not the case elsewhere. Yikes.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:02 am
How is it physically possible for the same person to have a flat toned stomach (first picture) and a ginormous kaboos (last picture). When I was a personal trainer, I was always taught that spot reduction is not possible.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:03 am
what are the odds shes disease free? 10:1?
March 6th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Also, based on that last pic, he is way out of her league.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Work in a salad now and then. Lay off the crackers.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:04 am
@Mole: I watched RB absolutely work ASU for two years (I don’t remember his freshman year. All the Vicodin, hookers, herb, and blow I did could have some thing to do with my memory loss) and I thought he was the closet to being a “sure thing”.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:05 am
St. Bear: She doesn’t have a flat toned stomach I don’t think. It’s not a gut, but it’s certainly not toned. You can see the semblance of her stomach blubber in the last pic as well. It’s just more of her weight went to her waist/butt/thighs area, as it does with a lot of girls.
It’s awful to pick apart a chick like this, but I think we can all agree she is a pretty worthy subject.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:06 am
How is the one sister so skinny and petite and the other two so, umm, unpetite?
March 6th, 2008 at 11:08 am
I’m sure Nick P approves of Reggie wearing a Reds cap. I know I do.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:08 am
benji: Cake.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:11 am
we all did im sure.
but williams is an all pro in his second season, bush is a mediocre rusher and quality receiving back with off field problems and is in love with himself. if he were playing anywhere other than new orleans the sports media would turn on him
March 6th, 2008 at 11:11 am
White people are funny.
When I come through with “StuffMinoritiesLike”, I’ll drop a link to the kadunkadunk post. It’ll have lots of pictures of nice big asses like this.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:12 am
how anyone can like this guy is beyond me.
He is to running backs what Brady Quinn is to quarterbacks. It still pains me as a Saints fan when they still describe the team as “Reggie Bush and the Saints.” It’s like saying “Michael Pittman and the Bucs.”
March 6th, 2008 at 11:13 am
moleman…while i agree that Mario is quickly becoming an elite player, i still think we need to give reggie time to adapt. lets face it, the first year he was there, the saints O-line was great, last year, they played like absolute dogshit. deuce wouldve sucked behind that line too. then, when they actually DO start playing well, both guys were injured and stecker looks decent.
if bush blows it again this year, then he’s a bust, but patience is needed when assessing skill guys.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:15 am
oh im not saying hes a bust yet, im just saying that the texans definitely made the right call. especially with how notoriously bad their o-line was at the time.
but as a notre dame fan i hope he gets everything thats coming to him, including a swift kick in the balls from me
March 6th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Puke.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:17 am
texans absolutely made the right call. good teams are built in the trenches. not in the flats which is where RB is at his best. he’s a decent player but still young. didn’t he set a rookie record for catches in a season? hard to call that a bust.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:20 am
oh wow looking at the stats ron dayne averaged more yards per carry than bush in both of the last two seasons. shit darius walker averaged more per carry than bush this year.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:20 am
spencer I hope you are right, but I think it’s a cop-out. If he was the “transcendent athlete” that they said he was, he shouldn’t have had a problem. I agree that the Saints O-Line was below-average in run blocking, but Aaron Stecker and Pierre Thomas managed to get more yards per carry than Bush. In fact, Pierre Thomas (an undrafted free agent rookie from 2007) already has a longer career run from scrimmage than Bush. You can’t excuse that.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:22 am
“Miss Kardashian, your head of lettuce and bucket of water are ready.”
All she is missing is Brooke Hogan’s schlong.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:22 am
moleman…agreed.
one more thing. can we just agree that RB/CB positions are now virtually interchangable? for every established star like LDT or Champ Bailey, there are guys like Ahmad Bradshaw, Ryan Grant, Leigh Bodden and Dawan Landry, guys who aren’t quite elite, but are much less heralded and pretty damn effective.
hasnt recent history shown us anything? why are teams signing CBs and RBs to HUGE contracts when its well established that an RB is only as good as his O-line and a CB, no matter how great, can’t cover any NFL WR if the front 7 cant generate pressure?
im definitely an advocate of building lines first. I feel that WR’s and safeties are much more important than RB’s or CB’s because there is more mental aspects involved. enough of drafting RB’s in the top 5, theres just no need.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:24 am
jgp…the saints O-line drastically improved after bush went down. it was like night and day. you or i couldve gone for 80 yards when they were blocking like that.
i also shouldve prefaced my last comment by saying Im the proud owner of Joe Thomas and LeCharles Bentley jersies.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:26 am
Unless it’s D-Mac
March 6th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Texans made the right move because Super Mario will be terrorizing Peyton the next 6 years
March 6th, 2008 at 11:28 am
White people are funny.
When I come through with “StuffMinoritiesLikeâ€, I’ll drop a link to the kadunkadunk post. It’ll have lots of pictures of nice big asses like this.
White guys dont like big asses?
March 6th, 2008 at 11:29 am
@Spencer–couldn’t agree more with your comment about RB/CB positions, and building up your O-line and D-line first. It’s a long held belief by my friend and I (who is incidentally a Browns fan, and from Tallmadge OH). That’s why he loved the drafting of Joe Thomas, and why I hope the Falcons draft Jake Long (if he’s still available).
March 6th, 2008 at 11:32 am
The stories in New Orleans are that the Saints were going with A.J. Hawk if Bush went first. I’d say that Saints fans are 50/50 whether they would rather have Hawk or Bush right now. He’s very polarizing down there. Some fans still think he’s going to come around and lead them to the Super Bowl. The rest are already finished with him and want him gone. There are very few people like me who take the middle ground with him.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:33 am
I am white and I love Big Asses…I would still fuck that…jelly in all…nothing like a fat jelly ass slapping you balls…keep pimpin Reggie …keep Pimpin
March 6th, 2008 at 11:33 am
@TBL:
With the exception of certain white people (*cough…you…cough*), I think white people appreciate proportionate asses. The bottom of her ass and her leg form a 90-degree angle. That’s not right.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Ben – That was awesome!
Don’t think for a moment that TBL wouldn’t still walk through fire to hit that.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Did anyone read Florio’s comments in the PFT rumor mill that he predicts that Brady Quinn will request a trade to the Packers? Hilarious.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Ben, I couldn’t have said it any better myself. That’s no J-Lo ass.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:40 am
As a white man…I appreciate her ass.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:42 am
atlanta…as an OSU fan, it pains me to say this, but Jake Long is a beast. i havent really seen much of Clady from Boise State to generate an opinion on if he could go 3, but if the Falcons draft Matt Ryan, theyre gonna regret it.
jgp…i always thought the saints wouldve gone with mario if reggie went first?
March 6th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Nice of Reggie to jump on the Reds preseason bandwagon.
Although I’ve seen him pictured in a Reds hat before. Maybe he was an Eric Davis fan growing up.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:46 am
spencer, the Saints had no LBs (and still didn’t until the Vilma trade). They have Charles Grant and Will Smith at DE.
There was a column written by someone (Peter King?) who was with Payton and Loomis when they heard at dinner that Houston was taking Williams. I believe that the writer was saying that they had settled on Hawk until that message.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:46 am
While it is clear she does have a ginormous ass, if you look closely, you’ll see that her right leg appears to be slightly crossed in front of her left. It is in my “expert” opinion that this is most likely what creates the illusion of a larger, fatter ass than what may be real. I’m a skinny white guy, so when I cross my legs while standing, it makes no difference. But if you had 20 extra pounds of beef jangling around back there, that could make a difference. Or at least, that’s what I will continue to tell myself.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:50 am
jgp…they had both those guys, but charles grant was in the last year of his contract and a threat to leave wasnt he? plus, he’s good, but he’s hardly worth the big bills the saits are giving him, especially when they’re probably losing will smith as a result. hawk would be an interesting fit tho its hard to justify giving that kind of money to an OLB who doesnt get any sacks.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Reggie Bush can’t pull something better than her?
She better lock him down soon because that fat ass isn’t going to get any smaller as she gets older.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:53 am
It’s just what was written and reported. Payton is a big “character” guy, and Hawk definitely fit his player mold.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:57 am
RomanWarHelmet got a little too comfortable on the boards. Easy partner.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:58 am
I usually appreciate tight cheerleader type ass, but there’s nothing wrong with a little more cushion for the pushin every now and then. I can’t even imagine the ball slap that would produced while hitting that from the back…..pap pap pap pap pap
March 6th, 2008 at 11:59 am
hef, i agree. there could be children on here.
March 6th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Take a timeout there RWH. Head to the sidelines, rehydrate and sit out a few.
March 6th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
That ass backing up on you, and that face looks back at you and says give it to me? Yeah, I just lost it…
March 6th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Other than RWH’s comments, this entire thread has been rated E for everyone.
March 6th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
im not sure what you guys expected. Surely you didnt think that an ass with its own area code was solid muscle, right?
gotta say, im digging reggie’s reds hat.
long live Jay Bruce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 6th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Personally, I’m a Texans fan and I was delighted as hell when they passed on Reggie Bush. I thought he would be a bust as a running back all along, and that it would be just a matter of time before he got moved into a kick returner role with a few plays to get him in space (think Dante Hall and Devin Hester).
I watched him all through college, but wasn’t all that impressed. He benefited hugely from being surrounded by great talent and playing against Pac-10 opposition. I’m not saying the Pac-10 is bad, I’m just saying they should be playing pee-wee football and leave the rest of the NCAA alone.
Sorry, the rest of this post was too reasoned, I needed to throw in something completely irrational.
March 6th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Kim K is like the Seinfeld “two-face”–but it applies to her face and body. Depending on the angle, lighting, clothes, etc., she can be a 4 or an 8 (don’t think she’s ever 9 or 10). I think that’s too unreliable to be anyone’s dream girl. I’m pretty sure a Marissa Miller (and others) are so universally hot that, short of dropping a deuce on the camera or the meth head mug shot, there wouldn’t be a moment of doubt.
And before anyone says it, yes, if she ever gave us the time of day, we’d all definitely do it. We’re trolls, she’s attractive. Got it.
March 6th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Nah…it’s over. I, for one, have moved on. And, I wouldn’t hit that with your dick for practice.
March 6th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
412..you could hit her with mine
March 6th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Yeah, RWH, I got the distinct impression that you still…ahem…like Miss Kardashian.
Nevertheless, no thanks.
March 6th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
xv43…youre dead on about the pac-10. its also great how theyve produced 3 legit NFL players throughout their ‘dominant’ era. you’d think with the way ESPN blows USC, theyd have more than carson palmer, polomalu, and lofa playing big roles for an NFL team. who else is there?
Roman…under no circumstances whatsoever would i bang KK.
March 6th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
spencer – There is Willie McGinest. Though he’s not really from the dominant era.
March 6th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
im talking from the carroll era. granted, its still relatively early to call some of these guys busts.
March 6th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
I’d still hit Kim K.
March 6th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
I’m not ready to call Reggie a bust yet. I don’t foresee him being the next Walter Payton, but I would be surprised if he didn’t have an above-average NFL career.
He probably needs to move on from Ray J’s sloppy seconds though…
March 6th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Can’t believe anyone is surprised by how big and (relatively) unattractive her ass looks without clothes covering all of it.
I mean, looking at the red carpet pics with that thing a mile long and wide, what did you think it would look like?
March 6th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
More like this, perhaps? Obviously NSFW
March 6th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
412…remember…unless you are bagging a virgin…every girl is somebody’s sloppy seconds…
March 6th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
THAT WAS A NICE LINK 412
March 6th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
412 is the king of the links
March 8th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Not so bad in this rear shot in same bikini.
March 27th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Missed this when it was originally posted but had to reply…
Reggie…bruh…first this season, and now Ray J’s sloppy seconds? And she looks like this with fewer clothes on? Ugh. Pretty face, sloppy ass. I’d give her a 7.5.