Olympic Gold Medalist Amanda Beard to Give Out Sex Advice in Videos for ESPN the Magazine’s Blog
Athletes and Celebrities, ESPN March 11th. 2008, 10:33am
Well, this should be fun: We’re hearing that ESPN the Magazine’s new blog will debut a new feature very soon (today?) that is likely to titillate (pun intended) the masses: Olympic Gold medalist Amanda Beard giving out sex advice. In videos. Reading questions off of her blackberry. Wearing a bikini. How quickly will she become more famous than the girl in Esquire? Or the woman at the Washington Post?
(In case you forgot, Beard appeared in Playboy to lukewarm reviews last year. That link is NSFW.)
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March 11th, 2008 at 10:36 am
“guys, never tell a girl she looks like a horse and demand a brown bag be placed over her head. I…I mean, we hate that.”
March 11th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Lukewarm is one way of putting it. “Most disappointing Playboy spread ever” is another.
March 11th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Lozo, thanks you for that. + 1
March 11th, 2008 at 10:44 am
lozo…thats some funny shit.
she sure looks good in that pic tho. im a sucker for athletic chicks who look like horses, er, aw fuck, no gettin outta that one.
March 11th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Spencer, I agree. She looks awesome in that pic. I haven’t seen her in a while, but her face looks re-done.
March 11th, 2008 at 10:46 am
I think Hef might regret that one
March 11th, 2008 at 10:47 am
That’s a fairly old picture. It’s called airbrushing.
March 11th, 2008 at 10:47 am
dude, it kinda looks like someone photoshopped erin andrew’s face on amanda beard’s body. i could be seeing things tho.
March 11th, 2008 at 10:48 am
Did you partake in any hallucinogens this morning Spencer?
March 11th, 2008 at 10:49 am
I didn’t see the Playboy spread, but I saw the “making of” video. she looked like the Crypt-keeper. her cheeks seemed to be caved in.
(But I would still let her bang me)
March 11th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Undeniably smoking body, not a bad face…and then she does this thing where she raises her eyebrows and it just totally ruins it.
March 11th, 2008 at 10:50 am
Man, I didn’t realize TBL commenters pulled such amazing ass.
Everyone of you would do her in a second.
March 11th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Me and Amanda would be remeniscent of Jason Biggs and Elizabeth Shannon in American Pie.
March 11th, 2008 at 10:53 am
/Shannon Elizabeth
March 11th, 2008 at 10:53 am
This might be the first time ever that I’ve seen naked pictures of a chick and had no desire whatsoever to butter the corn.
March 11th, 2008 at 10:53 am
If you want to see a real butterface, check out this IU cheerleader:
Very NSFW.
March 11th, 2008 at 10:54 am
@Mike NYC - How did you know it takes each of us only a second?
March 11th, 2008 at 10:55 am
cbh…i had my morning peyote, but thats about it.
March 11th, 2008 at 10:55 am
A lot of celebrities yes, and yes I would do Amanda Beard but with her butta face I wouldn’t consider it a notch under my belt or anything. Might be the most overrated chick out there.
March 11th, 2008 at 10:56 am
Mike NYC…absolutely id bang her in a second, i genuinely think shes attractive (face, meh, but an olympian chick swimmer body? who wouldnt kill for that?).
March 11th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Diesel - Nice. Thankfully, nobody can sneak up behind me in this office…and IT hasn’t flagged “h8torade.com”. The face is definitely a few pegs south of pretty…but, still, I would have taken a run at that (back in the single days).
March 11th, 2008 at 11:00 am
that may be the best picture i’ve seen of amanda beard. however, her face is shrouded in shadow. coincidence?
March 11th, 2008 at 11:00 am
10 points to the first person to ask her about Carl Edwards
March 11th, 2008 at 11:01 am
That IU cheerleader has a perfect female body for man
March 11th, 2008 at 11:02 am
And to further the Edwards angle, the irony of that post being surrounded by Edwards’ mug is making me crack up.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Bronto, explain? did Carl Edwards give her the Hot Beef Injection?
March 11th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Haha +1 Hakeem
The original post at donchavez.com (not working now) compared her to Chyna.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:05 am
412 works in an office? are you our The Big Lead’s version of Michael Scott? or Toby the HR guy ?
March 11th, 2008 at 11:07 am
Amanda Beard makes the horse face look good…Dana Jacobsen does the exact opposite
March 11th, 2008 at 11:07 am
at least you know she shaves that bush
March 11th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Gonzo…I as well have my own office and in charge of things when not commenting on pussy and sports
March 11th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Hmm…so this is what Amanda Beard meant about being a role model to young women through her Playboy appearance. But seriously, won’t this column won’t be an epic failure? Either it’ll be so conservative no one will read it, or it’ll be so liberal that Disney will shut it down, right?
And, um, TBL–shouldn’t this sort of ESPN promotion be left to USA Today? :-p /ducks. I’m just teasing, you usually don’t post this type of item. Just had to heckle you for a moment.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Diesel, good stuff. The classic example of a butter face. What a rack tho.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:12 am
good to see the Diesel back in action on here
March 11th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Gonzo - No, as I thankfully don’t actually have a staff, I’m not Michael Scott. I don’t watch the show enough to take the Toby reference.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:15 am
If WWL wanted to really rack up the page hits they should have brough in Jenn Sterger for this gig.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:16 am
I would definitely read Jenn Sterger’s column.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:17 am
412: I’d hit up her rack.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:17 am
I only get my sex advice from Tucker Max. Anyone else read that book? About halfway through the book, I started hating him. Not because I was jealous, but because he started getting annoying.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Good to be back Irish, a fairly large deal I was on finally finished up over the weekend so I have some more free time to hang out on here
March 11th, 2008 at 11:18 am
I am the HR guy in my office (but not quite like Toby)…it’s great irony that I’m constantly on blogs/message boards/SFW porn sites all day. Makes me laugh to myself sometimes.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Looks like this thread is going to give me my weekly TBL boner homework once I get out of the office.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:22 am
Totally disagree pki, just about every story in that book is hilarious. I met him at IU on his book tour, he is just as big an asshole in real life as he seems in his stories.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Yeah, just when you thought ESPN the Magazine couldn’t have even less sports-related content….
March 11th, 2008 at 11:27 am
While obnoxious, ridiculous, and probably very embellished, that Tucker Max book is pure hilarity. One of the few books where I actually lol’d reading it pretty substantially.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:28 am
All assignments must be completed in a timely fashion.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:29 am
ATL, are you secretly in love with your receptionist who I hope is named Pam? Did you spend all your money going for a stuffed bear in a Claw machine?
March 11th, 2008 at 11:31 am
@Gonzo–lol…nice reference with the stuffed bear/claw machine. I am certainly not in love with the receptionist…although there are a few sales admins that I’d do bad things with.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Tucker Max is the kind of guy I’d just love to punch in the face.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:46 am
benji–
they dated for about a year, so I’m going to bet that it was a good possibility
March 11th, 2008 at 11:52 am
+1 to SeanJean for “boner homework”. Nice.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:54 am
i don’t get into NASCAR gossip. sorry
March 11th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Yeah…this is probably not a bad thing.