What Do You Mean You Didn’t Watch The Iditarod In Its Entirety?
Animals, Outdoor Sports March 12th. 2008, 3:38pm
Unless you’ve spent March in a cave, you know that the Iditarod wrapped up this morning and we’ve got a back-to-back champion. At 2:46am (6:46am Eastern) this morning Fairbanks native, Lance Mackey (pictured, on right) won the 1,100 mile race for the second consecutive year. Entirety
Since we in the blogosphere are into the whole “instant history” thing, I don’t think it’s too soon to start asking, “Is Lance Mackey the best ever?”
Winning two-in-a-row is impressive, but in order to cement himself the sports “Top Dog,” he’s going to need to do it again - especially, if he wants to be mentioned alongside 4-time winners, Susan Butcher, Martin Buser, Doug Swingly and Jeff King. (Both Butcher and Swingly have Three-Peated.)
And can Mackey really make us forget about 5-time winner Rick Swenson? I sure as hell won’t, but it is possible that the conditions Mackey’s team faced this year may put him in a class of his own. From the Associated Press:
For much of the race Mackey tussled for the lead with four-time winner Jeff King of Denali Park, who was about an hour back. He also struggled with dogs stricken with diarrhea and slowed by unseasonably warm weather that marked much of the trail.
I had no idea that this race was such an intense battle that it would be referred to as a “tussle.” Mackey later mentioned regretting his decision to feed his dogs Taco Bell multiple times during the 9 day trek.
Mackey’s dogs also quarreled on the trail. He had to drop Hobo, a leader that was badly injured in an ongoing rivalry with Larry, another leader. Some of his dogs were coughing and one is in heat.
Anyone else see shades of Donovan McNabb and Terrell Owens here? I know Hobo gets a bad rap, but I think Larry gets his belly rubbed with kid’s gloves because of his reputation as a lead dog.
Mackey won $69,000 and a new truck worth $45,000 for the win.
Mackey said before the race started that the prize money is important so he doesn’t have “to get a real job.”
If there is something more American than being pulled by sled across Alaska by a bunch of dogs for a week and a half just so you don’t have to sit at a desk the other 50 and a half weeks of the year then I don’t know what it is. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go teach my Labradoodles how to mush. It’s time they started to earn their keep.
-Cousins of Ron Mexico
[Extensive knowledge of Iditarod's history taken from Wikipedia and passed off as my own]
19 Responses to “What Do You Mean You Didn’t Watch The Iditarod In Its Entirety?”
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March 12th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
CRM - paid by the word since early this week
March 12th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I do tend to work in a bit longer form that TBL
March 12th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
*than
March 12th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Why is it that every person I know lately is buying a doodle. Am I the only one missing out on the doodle craze?
March 12th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
/doesn’t really have a labradoodle
March 12th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Lance MacKey, the Lance Armstrong of the Iditarod.
March 12th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
At first I thought this was a TBL post, and was going to commend them for trying something different. In any case, I really enjoyed the recap, CORM… nicely done.
March 12th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Stupid dog, doesn’t it know you are supposed to kiss with your eyes closed?
March 12th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
@CoRM: You mean to tell me that I believed something on the internet that wasn’t true?
March 12th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
@Denis Potvin hip check - I also have free iPods for everyone.
March 12th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Whoa… let’s not get carried away now. Even I know that one isn’t true.
March 12th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
This is funny:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/soccer/03/12/bc.eu.spt.soc.realmadri.ap/index.html
March 12th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Haha, i’ve been told I resemble Nicholas Cage. But a better actor.
March 12th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Hot damned: they only killed 2 dogs so far this year and one was hit by a snowmobile, not prodded to run to death!
CRM, your cuz must be very disappointed by this year’s dispassionate competition.
March 12th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Coming this Summer Nic Cage and Keanu Reeves in Torture
March 12th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
that still might be better than the overall acting in con air
March 12th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
WTF? No cow dung throwing contests going on? LOL.
March 12th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3290086
Roman War Helmet, does this mean the end for Jared or Anthony Wright?
March 12th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
While I realize that this isn’t the most serious discussion about the Iditarod, Mackey winning 2 races in a row in and of itself isn’t historically impressive. What is impressive about Mackey’s win is that he also won the Yukon Quest, Alaska’s “other” 1,000 mile dog sled race just a month eariler. He became the first person to win both the Yukon Quest and the Iditarod in the same year last year and he repeated the feat again. That is what makes Mackey’s win so impressive.
And in case anyone was wondering, yes I do live in Alaska