The Olympics Sure Could Use This Figure Skater
Ice Skating, Olympics March 14th. 2008, 11:54am
A reader sent in a link to this woman, whose name is Anna Semenovich. (Lengthy pause) She is a prominent Russian figure skater. And with the Olympics coming up, this seemed like someone that needed to be on your radar. What? She’s not going to be in the Olympics? Oh. Darn. Video of her on ice skates after the jump, but for a jaw-dropping gallery of her work, direct your attention here (if thongs and excessive decolletage are NSFW at your place of employment, wait till you get home).
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March 14th, 2008 at 11:56 am
irish, where you at?
March 14th, 2008 at 11:56 am
thank you TBL
March 14th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Her name is Anna Semenovich??
Some jokes just write themselves…
March 14th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Terrific use of the 5000th (or so) post.
March 14th, 2008 at 11:59 am
I cant wait to get home and do a Triple Salchow on my junk.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
i highly recommend the gallery
March 14th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
The hottest chick ever posted on this site?
March 14th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Looks like Brooks will be paying a visit to Mother Russia pretty soon.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
The NY Post must have shelled out big bucks for these quasi-nude photos of Spitzer’s girl. Note the massive tat on her shoulder.
HELLO
March 14th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
in soviet russia…BOOBS.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
as opposed to a pregnant pause?
March 14th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
@TBL- i liked the other tattoo she had right above downtown
March 14th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
The “fair value” tattoo on the bikini line is just classic.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Spitzer’s girl is white hot. The man knows value…
March 14th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.boobieblog.com/img/AnnaSemenovichRussianMaxim5.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.boobieblog.com/%3Fp%3D1166&h=661&w=497&sz=39&hl=en&start=9&um=1&tbnid=0j3iUXntDGtE6M:&tbnh=138&tbnw=104&prev=/images%3Fq%3DAnna%2BSemenovich%26ndsp%3D20%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us%26sa%3DN
this link is for the house. NSFW
March 14th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Larry King live had the King of Pimps, Jason Itzler last night. He was good stuff. They also had some other “madams” who were less than stellar.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Gonzo wins the Comment of the Year.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Considering what I saw from that first pic of Spitzer’s call girl, I think I’ll have to wait until I get home to look at the rest of those pics!
March 14th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
+1 Gonzo. But for the record, by my count, a total of 25 people have already won “comment of the year” since Jan 1st. Proceed with your regularly scheduled broadcast.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
My wife told me she felt bad for Spitzer’s whore. She wondered how she will survive all the attention.
I told her not to worry, she will feel fine once she sees her bank account grow exponentially. She just won the lottery for boinking Eliot.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
The tattoo on Spitzer’s whore’s hand suggests jail time. Or that she’s trendy.
And btw, Yakof Smirnoz references are hilarious. Nicely done spencer.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
TBL should do a poll at the end of the year. Or a tournament.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Or a cage match.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
TBL:
The video of her skating makes me want to think that those things are real. They just seem to perfect…
March 14th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
How about Comment of the Day? Id be happy with that. I’m not as clever as most of you guys.
Hef, look out for Lesbian Spank Inferno in Fantasy Baseball.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
I really don’t think Spitzer got good value there. Putting aside the risk he was taking with his career and family (he lost both), is that really the best you can get with $4000? I know the USD is weak at the moment, but I’m thinking you should score a “Vegas 10″ with that kind of $, not Jersey trash.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Hef…THATS THE GUY’S NAME. i have this supermodel looking Russian chick in my office and I always make those jokes to her because it pisses her off something fierce, but i could never remember the dude’s name.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
And, by the way, +1 for Gonzo. Bravo, my friend!
March 14th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
I look out for Lesbian Spank Inferno everywhere I go.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
and all you in the league, It Hurts When I Pee is going to fuck shit up big time.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
I have trouble believing that a link to “www.boobieblog.com”would be NSFW, or more than likely blocked by IT.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Yeah, Yakof Smirnoff. He plays nightly in Branson, Missouri. Which is what Vegas would be like if Ned Flanders were in charge.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Glass Yard Dog: I read a headline today that said “Scandal may make call girl a star,” in reference to the Spitzer thing. Story said, one of her “songs” has been downloaded over 200,000 times since posting on a site that allows musicians to earn a cut of download fees. Her song has also gained radio play on Z100 in New York.
Also, book talks have already started.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
haha, great episode.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
I made a shirt that reads:
“In America you verb your direct object.
In Soviet Russia, your direct object verbs you” with a picture of Yakof on it. Most people don’t get it.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
BTW, I’m looking for a new name for my team. I’m not sure if I’m going to put it up for a vote or not, but I’m open to suggestions.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
…meanwhile, Eliot is packing his shit into Banker’s Boxes.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Hef…you should market those. I’d buy 5.
I was always partial to “The Hot Carl’s”
March 14th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
412…that was brutal.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
I’ll see if i can send you a link to my zazzle page.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
A little top heavy for figure skating, no?
March 14th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
I’ll see if i can send you a link to my zazzle page.
Maybe you can send me a link to your Hello Kitty page as well Hef?
March 14th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
theres nothing wrong with having a hello kitty page gonzo.
/personally offended
//not really
March 14th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Gonzo, you are on fire today my friend.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Touche.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Zazzle? No? It’s like a gay cafepress.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Here: zazzle.com
March 14th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
If you look closely, one of Spitzer’s girls tats says “I’m in the money”.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
fastest 49 comments ever?
March 14th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
i dont think so, Whizzinator. we’ve had some quick ones in the past.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Still, 51 in less than 50 minutes isn’t bad.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Yeah, usually on the LeBron/Kobe/D12 debates. They ususally get blow’d up.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Between Anna and Spitzer’s chick (Spitzer’s swallower?) I think TBL has, once again, shown Mr. Costas the value of the almighty blog.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
them and college football.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
obsessed with this broad…just obsessed
March 14th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
holy shit she’s hot!
March 14th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
the hooker not the figureskater
March 14th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
how have the words “Godzilla biscuits” not been mentioned? i’m shocked and appalled.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
What would Brian Boitano do? He’d do HER!
/no he wouldn’t
March 14th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
brian boitano would go SHOPPING!!!
fabulous.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
how do you say Godzilla Biscuits in russian?
March 14th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
figure skating in the Summer Olympics?
March 14th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
БиÑквиты Godzilla
we love them in the US as well
March 14th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Wow, +1 irish!
March 14th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
и Cool i found my bacwards N on my computer
March 14th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
i thought the little tbl in the translation was funny
tbl and godzilla biscuits go well together
March 14th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
good work irishmafia. you have been upgraded to functionally retarded.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
It’s time for the afternoon TBL Gun Show! Will that be in streaming video format?
March 14th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Irish..I am stupefied…well done sir…oh yeah and I would definitely bang the shit out of the skater…I am not big on the hooker so I would have sex and enjoy it.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Big Nuts…don’t ruin a tittie post with man muscles…I didn’t need to envision him TBL’s massive cannons will enjoying some Russian ass.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Hi, I’m Brian Denehey…
WHO THE FUCK IS BRIAN DENEHEY?!?!?!
March 14th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Я хотел бы опуÑтить мою лыÑую голову в нефть и протереть вÑе Ñто по вашему телу.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Translation: I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Why must everyone continually ruin a great thread with images of baldness and male biceps? THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!
March 14th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Hef — go to Calli and get you some good, legal ganja. Got glaucoma?
March 14th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Cali? Ever hear of Nogales?
March 14th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
@412
That might have topped the Triple Salchow line.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Just got back, schwing!
March 14th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
412:
in college, they called me the Little Bulldog.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Because you drooled a lot?
March 14th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Ah…I don’t think your Penske material.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
you’re rather
March 14th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
I never knew shoes could be hot, but those shoes she is wearing are.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
412, you are aware…
that our Board of Directors has been indicted, and we’re prohibited from doing business until the investigation is completed. Obviously, we would have no use for you.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Ah…I don’t think your Penske material.
March 14th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
God bless America Russia.
March 14th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Is it sad that this was the first thing I did (look at that gallery) when I got home? I think not, she is amazing.
March 14th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
I love Semenovich.