If you haven’t left sick already (you know, faking it so you can stay home tomorrow, enjoy pre-pregnant Jessica Alba.

Likely the most jarring video you will see all day: Think you’re lucky? The last one is insanity. (That Video Site)

The Bristol Stomp. (CBS News)

Rick Barnes totally sounds like Billy Murray from Kingpin, “I can buy my way out of anything!” (Austin Statesman)

Breakfast with Bob Knight. (LA Times)

Upset with all of the lack of upsets projected by the Gameday crew. (Hoop Head)

The Blazers are making moves to – it looks like – cut Darius Miles. (KTVZ)

More on those ESPNews HD screenshots. (Rotten Apple Sports)

Where are they now: 1988 Jayhawks, aka Danny and the Miracles. (KC Star)

Glen Taylor had the gall to say KG ‘tanked it?’ (Empty the Bench)

Commence Sonics death watch. (The Stranger)

Been somewhat busy today and missed this Red Sox boycott, but no need to be alarmed – crisis averted. (Boston Globe)