When Televisions Attack
NFL, Pathetic Injuries March 23rd. 2008, 1:20pm
Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall caught 102 passes last season, but that was before he suffered lacerations in his arm thanks to an angry television. While vacationing in Orlando, Marshall had a little mishap.
A Broncos source who spoke to Marshall said there was no altercation and that the injury was the result of an accident. The NFL Network reported Marshall was gashed after falling into a TV set. A year ago, Marshall was arrested on charges of false imprisonment and domestic violence following a disturbance with his girlfriend. Charges were dropped after he completed an anger-management class.
A few months ago during the NFL season, Marshall was arrested for driving under the influence – the case is still pending after Marshall pleaded not guilty.Â
The bottom line is that Brandon Marshall needs to have surveillance cameras covering his every move, so that people like us can watch him for hours on end on Youtube. People who get injured by television screens are funny.
WR Marshall has arm stitched up [Denver Post]
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March 23rd, 2008 at 6:00 pm
I bet after falling into the t.v. he broke 3 more tackles and got another 8 yards and picked up the first down.