If you look in the athlete internet rulebook (it exists, trust us), rule No. 1 is in 42-point font, bolded, and underlined, with stars all around it: If you must take photos of your teammates drinking, do not, under any circumstances, post them on the internet. Suspensions are one thing, but losing a scholarship over a night with a bottle of Beam in a hotel room totally isn’t worth it. We’ve got no idea what kinky shenanigans are taking place in this photo. Must be a Slippery Cock Rock University thing.

Pictures could lead to suspensions (The Online Rocket)