As you can tell, we’re spending way too much time at the SI Vault. Greatest swimsuit cover, this one. If you’ve recently eaten, you’ll want to avoid this: a transgender person is pregnant.

This is gully: Man released from jail, and in the jail parking lot, he tried to carjack a woman. (Palm Beach Post)

Whitlock’s latest is bound to get a few people worked up. (Fox Sports)

Injured Dirk, getting his play-by-play on (late in the clip). (Odenized)

Funny breakdown of Jemele Hill’s take on the LeBron cover. (Sports Hernia)

John McCain is against the bailout and he’s gong to be tough on illegals? You factor in his cute daughter and this messed up joke about Chelsea (see No. 7), and we may have to consider giving him our vote. (NYT)

Did you know James Dolan was in the mix to buy Newsday? (Stop Mike Lupica)

Gary Thorne should probably stick to hockey. (Awful Announcing)

Was the LA Times tricked by a liar in its Tupac story last week? (Smoking Gun via Romenesko)

Nike equipment or sex toys? (Friends of the Program)

LSU’s Big Baby Davis Glenn Dorsey and his health issues. (Fifth Down)

Agreed – 128 teams in the NCAA tournament is dumb. (Buffalo News)

Who knew there were so many former small-time jocks on Capitol Hill? (Politico)