2008 Culture Bracket: Will Two No. 1 Seeds Fall?
2008 Culture Tournament March 27th. 2008, 8:55am
Barring a late rally, it looks like our first No. 1 seed is going to fall in the 2008 Culture Tournament. (And Friday Nights might lose, too!) Could the same fate become of Tiger? The golfer who swears like a sailor goes against the SI juggernaut that is Hot Clicks, a dangerous 8th seed kind of like UNC in 2000. Lisa Lampanelli vs. Dan Patrick probably won’t be televised, but 3rd-seeded Jessica Simpson vs. 11th-seeded Tom Brady certainly will be. Rounding out the early matchups: Threesomes after a night at TGI Fridays takes on Client No. 9. Vote.
Who wins: No. 1 Tiger Woods or No. 8 Hot Clicks?
- 8 Hot Clicks (68%, 5,294 Votes)
- 1 Tiger Woods (32%, 2,435 Votes)
Total Voters: 7,729
Who wins: No. 5 Lisa Lampanelli or No. 4 Dan Patrick?
- 4 Dan Patrick (53%, 3,175 Votes)
- 5 Lisa Lampanelli (47%, 2,795 Votes)
Total Voters: 5,970
Who wins: No. 11 Tom Brady or No. 3 Jessica Simpson?
- 3 Jessica Simpson (62%, 3,833 Votes)
- 11 Tom Brady (38%, 2,371 Votes)
Total Voters: 6,204
Who wins: No. 10 Having a 3some After a Night at TGI Friday’s or No. 2 Client No. 9?
- 10 Threesomes after TGI Fridays (72%, 4,362 Votes)
- 2 Client No. 9 (28%, 1,694 Votes)
Total Voters: 6,056
23 Responses to “2008 Culture Bracket: Will Two No. 1 Seeds Fall?”
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March 27th, 2008 at 9:02 am
You guys are forgetting the threesome being referred to is MFM
March 27th, 2008 at 9:02 am
I’m going to TGIF with Bride of 412 this weekend. Just the two of us.
March 27th, 2008 at 9:05 am
cmon people Lisa Lampenelli is the Queen of Mean
best insult comic out there
March 27th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Mean gets old after awhile. I can only hear so many jokes about letting black dudes bang her in the ass while she laughs at Asians before I zone out.
March 27th, 2008 at 9:08 am
Yeah, somehow or somewhere the “threesome” should have an asterik that it involves two dudes. Not to mention the chick with Client 9 was pretty smoking.
March 27th, 2008 at 9:13 am
I’ve never heard of Hot Clicks.
March 27th, 2008 at 9:15 am
Hot Clicks. CNNSI is a good source for safe for work eye candy.
March 27th, 2008 at 9:17 am
Threesome(MFM) = Client 9 (been a part of many)
March 27th, 2008 at 9:21 am
MFM < Client 9 < Replacement Governor who is blind and has admitted to numerous affairs
March 27th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Lampanelli is hilarious–Hef, I never tire of it. Sometimes it makes me cringe, and I feel like I need to take a shower afterward–sounds kinda like my sexual encounters in high school. HEY-OH!!!
March 27th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Culturwise, I don’t see how Client 9 isn’t dominating the scene. TGI didn’t even cause any disgrace, he didn’t have an office to lose.
March 27th, 2008 at 9:50 am
I chose between Jessica Simpson and Tom Brady based on who I would rather see get hit by a comet… it was the only way to make it make sense for me.
March 27th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Damn Hot Clicks is getting worked, that site is the bizness.
March 27th, 2008 at 10:08 am
How the F am I supposed to pick between Jessica Simpson and Tom Brady? I hate both equally! I think I’m going to have to skip the vote… I can’t bring myself to choose either one.
March 27th, 2008 at 10:38 am
I said it once and I’ll say it again…FMF > MFM.
March 27th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Wow, Hot Clicks with the turnaround…I picked all four (current) losers.
March 27th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Hot clicks made a HUGE run. Mostly because CNNSI noticed they were up against Tiger Woods and they put a headline and link up on CNNSI off the front page. Talk about using your pull.
Not all bad though, in TBL view, the more traffic here the better.
March 27th, 2008 at 11:49 am
How can you guys pick against Jessica Simpson after that roundup photo?
March 27th, 2008 at 11:50 am
I voted for her….Wish didn’t have any hands after seeing that photo.
March 27th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Chicks w/out hands are a fetish of mine as well.
March 27th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
I refused to vote on the Simpson/Brady matchup because I’m just sick and tired of both of them. I grew tired of Dan Patrick a year ago, so Lamponelli got my vote..
March 27th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
thousands of votes today, damn. Where were all these people on tuesday
March 27th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
@irishmafia
I believe CNNSI linking up to the “Hot Links” poll brought in a ton of traffic. If they are gonna beat the unbeatable Tiger Woods, hopefully they just go ahead and run the table. However, I hear that God guy might be hard to beat.