PM Roundup: Road Rage, Hamburger Style
Baseball, Blithering Idiots, NBA, Video March 27th. 2008, 2:11pm
Sofia Vergara. Maxim. Bananas. Besides Jersey hookers, Spitzer also liked the busty, tattooed types. Pray for toilet woman; seriously, she’s in rough shape. Need to add: Today has probably been the best in this blog’s history in terms of e-mails. Keep the good stuff coming, folks. And click on some damn ads! Ha!
Adjust your fantasy lineup accordingly: Kaz Matsui will be on the shelf for two weeks following surgery to fix his anal fissure. (Houston Chronicle)
Is it really road rage if you throw a McDonald’s hamburger at another motorist? The guy was drunk, and got tasered. Freakin’ Idaho. (Statesman)
What club could possibly think that hiring a 12-year-old stripper was the right thing to do? Freakin’ Dallas. (Morning News)
How’s the chemistry in Milwaukee? Andrew Bogut high-fives imaginary teammates. (Brew Hoop)
Australian man claims he was raped by a wombat. (Fox News)
Charlie Manuel, genius? (700 Level)
Poor kids: Circus sisters forced to perform with piranhas and snakes. (Guardian)
Absolutely no trace of Barry Bonds in San Fran. (SF Gate)
We linked to this yesterday, but there’s a minor update on the Canes’ official who was looking at porn on a work computer. (Palm Beach Post)
Lenny Dykstra’s kid is a potential first-round pick. (NYT)
Hideki Matsui’s wife. (LoHud)
Funny: LeBron leave-o-meter. (C-Notes)
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March 27th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
when i first saw that photo i thought it was bonnie bernstein.
honestly.
March 27th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Don’t tase me bro!
March 27th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Pray for Kaz Matsui. Seriously, he is in rough shape.
That Bogut video rules.
March 27th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
In regard of “click[ing] on some damn ads”, I wonder what is required of me to ensure that TBL gets some advertising scratch? Do I just need to click on the link, and let the first page load? Or do I need to spend time trolling through the sponsor’s/advertiser’s webpage? Some guidance would be helpful here. These details are difficult to discern, and answers not easily-found on Wikipedia. Particularly when I’ve never bothered to look.
March 27th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Sofia Vergara was on Kimmel last night. I’m not sure if it was a rerun, but i am excited to watch it on the DVR.
March 27th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Cheryl Cole still. Damn TBl, thought you got the memo
March 27th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
No trace of Bonds, just weird stuff, the Giants are now moving into the bad team with nothing interesting about them anymore phase with Bonds gone. With him at least they had soemthing interesting going on.
March 27th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
TBL…we need some new ass…the US Weekly years have done havoc on your brain…we need variety…no the same chicks over and over….With that said…Thanks for the Sofia link.
March 27th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
There will be Gemma this weekend irish. My word is my bond.
March 27th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3314762&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines
Sean John, you remember this guy?
March 27th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Who gets raped by a wombat? Didn’t this guy have a rape whistle?
March 27th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Great set of afternoon links.
A 12 year old with the body of a 20 year old…uhhh what???
March 27th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Ah…that guy that got raped by the wombat was probably asking for it.
March 27th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Once you realize you’re going to get raped by a wombat, you might as well just lay back and enjoy it.
March 27th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I’m blindly guessing but:
anal fissures > twisted nuts
Good luck Kaz
March 27th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Ben +10 – Ties in nicely with the Robert Montgomery Knight post!
March 27th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
So wait, now there’s an Irish and an Irishmafia posting on this board. Shouldn’t there be a rule about that? If some guy named Heff were to start commenting, I’d be a little weirded out by it.
Also, @Mike NYC: “Don’t tase me bro?” It’s almost April. That’s soooo 2007.
March 27th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
this new Irish guy apologized and offered to change his post name. should we put it to a vote?
March 27th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Sofia, ahhh yes.
March 27th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
that father needs to do his one job according to chris rock, “keep his daughter off the pole.”
March 27th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Everybody already refers to irishmafia as “irish.” I say we put it to a vote not only on whether he should change his name, but what it should be.
I vote yes he should change it to “Jesus Chrysler Super Car.”
March 27th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
i suggest he change it to “1/4th of DVDA” assuming “he” is a male.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Top-10-most-and-least-popular-jerseys-from-the;_ylt=ArKAZGzRYTyI0KlUa6HTVAM5nYcB?urn=nba,73743
I would have totally bought a Chris Andersen drugs jersey
March 27th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Given the groundswell of poplar opinion, I will henceforth be known on this here blog as Brian Boru. that acceptable?
March 27th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
To wit …
March 27th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
when i first saw that photo i thought it was bonnie bernstein.
I thought it was that Maria Menenuenunoueneos chick. Or however her last name is spelled.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
nope
March 27th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
@Brian Boru: That is not acceptable. You have two options to choose from (see above). I expect your new name on my desk by the time you go home today. Now get the hell out of my office.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Brian Bozworths Mullet would be acceptable
March 27th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Road rage is all in the eye of the beholder. Here in VA, we had a lady arrested last year(or maybe it was ‘06) for felony assault, after she threw her soda from Mickey D’s at another car.
Jesus, I remember Dykstra, as a kid, patrolling CF(with Daryl Strawberry next to him in RF) for the Lynchburg Mets back in the early 80s. Between his kid and DJ Strawberry, I’m feeling really old…