Ahhhh! She’s Back: Mouthy Anna Benson Takes Philly
Anna Benson, Baseball March 27th. 2008, 3:23pm
The trashtastic former stripper and wife of pitcher Kris Benson recently spoke to Philadelphia Weekly. We’ve pulled a few of her choice lines:
* “I’m way more conservative than people think, and way smarter”
* “I drive a 7 Series BMW, which is boring,†she says. “Maybe if Kris signs to the Phillies I’ll get a nice [sports] car.”
* “I’m not saying I’m not ever going to do another [photo] shoot, but it’s not what I care to do right now. I’m more interested in sports announcing or television.”
Erin Andrews, she just put you on notice. A slightly more … revealing photo after the jump.
Oh, and since we are no longer anon, we once actually spoke to Anna for ESPN back in 2005.
The many sides of baseball wife Anna Benson (Philadelphia Weekly)
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March 27th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Do I spy muff stubble?
March 27th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
The years have not been kind to her face. As such, I know longer care about the words coming out of it. Anna Benson, you’re on notice.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
clap, clap, clap clap clap. OVER-RATED! clap, clap, clap clap clap….
March 27th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
die bitch.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Heh.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
She is quite loathesome.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Does Skinemax count? That’s about as far as I see her getting.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
How many diamonds do you think she would rate? (Think of the Eliott Spitzer girls of the night online rating service).
March 27th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Is it wrong I sniffed my montior?
March 27th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
@Big Nuts: Here’s the thing. That 22 year old piece of trash that Spitzer nailed only looked good in one picture that I’ve seen of her. Benson has looked good in like five (but they were all taken 5 years ago-since then…eh). So, maybe three diamonds?
March 27th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Spitzer’s girl only looks good with big glasses on covering her face. Other than that, blah!
March 27th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Finally others find her as overrated as i do. Godzilla biscuits, yes… what else?
March 27th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
@hef- is it the white bikini pic on the boat?
March 27th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Not many people strike me both ways, but she definitely seems like someone who would fuck like a crazy person on crack and like a dead fish.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
@irish: that’s the one. That’s the only one.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I think it’s because you can’t really see her face.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
that broad always has come across as real nasty to me.
and i don’t mean that in a positive way.
now if we are talking about good trashy, i offer up scott spiezio’s wife.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
@Ben – ???? F like she’s on crack AND like a dead fish?
March 27th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
@hef- no doubt, i was thinking that as well
March 27th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
@sportsgal- did you vote yet
March 27th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Ahh, now the baseball season can officially begin. Doesn’t she do some mediawhore stunt like this just prior to the beginning of each season?
March 27th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
@Onterrio – what else is there?
March 27th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
@irish – Yes, I voted for Dwight Howard.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
she just looks like your average drunk bar chick.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Crazy bitch looks like she’s got a crooked eye in that first pic
March 27th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
@sportsgal: I understand the confusion; I didn’t mean simultaneously. Some stuff she says and some pictures she’s in make her look like she’d fuck like a crazy person on crack. Other stuff she says and other pictures she’s in make her look like she’d fuck like a dead fish.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
…with DDs
March 27th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
whoa irish ya boy is in a tight race.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
right on sportsgal
March 27th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Each season she’ll talk to an uglier town so that as she depreciates, she will still appear attractive to that city. Milwaukee, you’re on deck.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Anna may not be “way smarter” than she thinks she is… but the world is a far less boring place with her.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
@cjzimm – Then to Pittsburgh.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
@cjzimm: did she skip over seattle? Or are they uglier than milwaukee?
March 27th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
@Ben – making a little bit more sense to me now. Are we talking Anna Benson or the Client 9 hooker?
Personally, I don’t see how anyone can F both of those ways. I mean, what’s the point of just lying there? Why not just not have sex if you’re not feeling it? Unless you’re one of those girls who has always had sex like a dead fish, then you probably think that’s the only way to do it. (AND end rant)
March 27th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
jim – Kris Benson’s career started in Pgh.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Hey Irish I voted for Dwight..when I get home I’ll throw in another vote!
March 27th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Milwaukee, Seattle, Washington DC, Oakland, Pittsburgh, Detroit
March 27th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
I’m waiting for Anna to get hired at Delilah’s Den.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Good to hear that perspective SG. I had a dead fish experience with a random a few weeks ago, it was not pleasant.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Sportsgal…rules…
I gotta think Mil and Det will be her last stops using everyones logic.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
you my girl guiness
March 27th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Couple things on the interview, TBL–I had read that she was stripping at a club here in ATL and that’s where they met…so, I guess “set up by a mutual friend” could still be technically true. But I”m sure he had that “I can take you out of here and show you a better life” mentality that some dumbasses have.
Also, what happened to the reality show referenced in the interview?
March 27th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Again…the Bensons started here. Remember this story from a few years back?
March 27th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
So she rose from the ashes I guess.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Cjzimm, we here in milwaukee don’t want her. Plus, we already have enough pitchers that are injury prone and haven’t won more games than lost in years. Thanks though. and yes, seattle is an uglier city.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
@Benji – I’m going to the Twisted Fork on Saturday to see the Five Card Studs!
To all the NL Central haters, SI has the Cubs to go to the World Series this year. Suck it, Trebek.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
@sportsgal: Anna Benson, and I agree with all posts concerning the dead fish fuck. What the hell is the point?
March 27th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
I’ll take Anal Bum Covers for $400, Sportsgal.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Yet somehow these chicks end up getting guys….go figure…no kidding, had a friend that was married and his wife actually said she didn’t like penis’. Excuse me…
March 27th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Sportsgal, SI jinxes everything, not that the Cubs needed jinxing.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
The cubs will lose in the first round of the playoffs again. And kerry wood will be on the DL by May.
/death and taxes
March 27th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
@sportsgal, i’m sure everyone on here agrees with your take on the dead fish fuck.
weird, i’m going to chicago and you’ll be in milwaukee. there goes my shot at a MFF hook up with Sportsgal and her best friend. Damn it. JK, but you guys said Joe’s on Weed is a good place to watch the games, right?
March 27th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
@sportsgal (again): In the NFL preview, they got 4 of 8 division winners (Patriots, Colts, Chargers, Seahawks) and one other correct playoff team (Cowboys) and had the Saints winning the Super Bowl.
@benji: You really can’t go wrong with any bar around Wrigley Field, but if you don’t go too far north from downtown, you can go to Joe’s and it’s typically full of sports, beer, and tail.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Ben, that sounds like a perfect place to watch the game then. What/where is a good eating (preferably Chicago style pizza) place after bars? Probably looking for a 24 hour joint.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
cbh – I’m done with jinxes. Seriously, it’s been 100 years, what’s the point?
gonzo – I’ll take the Penis Mightier for $300!
guinnessgirl – She didn’t like penis at all? Or just his penis? I bet that guy loves being married! Don’t know about you, but I could never marry a guy who wasn’t getting it done in the sack. If I’m supposed to have sex with the guy for the rest of my life, he better be able to get me off!
March 27th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
I will take The Rapist for $500
/What is a wombat.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
@Gonzo: Not Delilah’s. Definitely Club Risque.
Can’t wait to see Anna Benson drinking Jagerbombs at McFadden’s down at Citizens Bank ballpark this year.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
You must be very popular in your corner of the trailer park.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Joe’s as a venue is great, not sure what the atmosphere is like when it isn’t an IU, Illinois or Florida game though.
Fuck you very much SI. I hate when they predict the Cubs to do well.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Sportsgal continues to move up my list
March 27th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
+1 412. i take back my thought of having a threesome with Sportgal and her best friend. It probably would’ve been her sister anyways.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
@benji – I think My Pi (like the math symbol) on Clark is open late night, but other than ChicaGo’s, it’s the only place I know that has pizza past midnight. Oh Bacci’s near Wrigley does late night ‘za. Also, Joe’s is cool when there are lots of games on, but now that there are only 2 on at each time slot, you could go somewhere smaller. For example, I’m going to check out the new Harry Caray’s (formerly Hi-Tops) tonight on Sheffield right near the Red Line Addison stop.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
SG, she said this to her husband after they were already married. She thought penis’ were ugly and didn’t want much to do with them. They of course are now divorced. I also don’t get that a lot of women don’t do BJ’s…but that is a whole other topic.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Sportsgal, I love your honesty.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Damn we have some awesome women around here
March 27th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
sportsgal, thanks. we’ll find something. last time i was down there, we just ordered food and everyone pretty much passed out w/o throwing down, and then 3 pizzas were wasted. so i figured its just easier for the coherent people just to walk and get their own grub.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
i love both those chicks on here
cmon, the only two ladies on here who can get along with this crowd
March 27th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
do you have friends in Milwaukee that go to the Twisted Fork a lot?
March 27th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Obviously I’m the winner of the Too Much Information award today as I’ve now been told I live in a trailer park and have sex with my sister (well, if I had a sister anyway). I’ll stick with the sports talk and SNL references from now on.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
I love that guys instantly get a hard-on anytime someone with “gal” or “girl” on their name says something “risque” to them on the internet.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Sportsgal, its all good. you seem to roll with the punches so, its all in good fun.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
sportsgal you can talk about whatever you want, as soon as you do a post with those threesome pics.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
@412- you were just telling one of them that they lived in a trailer
what kind of shit is that
March 27th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
@412 – I love how you assume both of the girls on here who regularly comment on this site are saying “risque” stuff because we love attention from faceless dudes on the internet.
@benji – my cousin lives in Milwaukee and we love seeing the 5 Card Studs, so it’s not really a preference for the Twisted Fork.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
TMI, that stand for too much information. I used to say “Don’t go there” but that’s lame.
/Micheal Scott
March 27th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
@sportsgal – You are mistaken. I’m not assuming that you are even a “girl”.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Upon further review, I think sportsgal is right. Joe’s is great for the first weekend when you can see 6 games going on simultaneously. There also isn’t a lot great food nearby. You’ll probably be better off sticking to Clark Street and the area around Wrigley Field.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
This woman has to be freaking obnoxious three-year-old child. He/she keeps yelling “Look at me! Look at me!” It’s time for us to just tell her “Yeah, I see you.” Maybe then she’ll shut the fcuk up and we can go on with our lives.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
@benji – check out http://www.metromix.com, you can find bars near your hotel if you don’t feel like venturing out on the CTA.
@412 – wouldn’t it be smarter for me to pretend I was a girl on a site like myspace or match.com? It seems really dumb to go to all the trouble of constantly “acting” like a chick on a sports blog.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
@GUINNESSSI also don’t get that a lot of women don’t do BJ’s
Chris Rock about women who don’t They still make women like you, damn!”
March 27th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
SG let us know how the new Harry Caray’s is. I haven’t been up there yet.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Exactly.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
@Benji – Plug this number into your phone now, 773-755-4030. Chicago’s Pizza, delivers until 5 am. While you are at it, why don’t you order one to my place too since I am banned now. I have ordered delivery too many times and passed out before they got to my place.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
@sportsgal – What do you know, I will be at the new Haray Caray’s tonight. A bunch of our friends are going up there tonight as long as I don’t get stuck at work too late.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
thanks big tuna. that is funny that you are banned. i’ll send you the leftovers. What do you recommend
March 27th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
tuna, that’s hilarious. I had a place here where I live inflict the same ban upon me. But what the hell do they expect at 3:00 on an early saturday morning when they take 45 minutes to deliver some GD taco’s?
March 27th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
no shit. delivery times can be so crucial. if its 30 minutes, you’re prime to get the food and grub on it. but 45 is not good. that last 15 minutes is so tough.
last time we ordered, everyone passed out in the crucial 15 minutes. so, i was still up, and got the food. and we woke up in the morning, everyone was like, “you ordered way too much food.” then we looked under the bed and found 2 full untouched pizzas. i was kinda pissed.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
bigtuna – you’ll be able to verify for 412 that I am, in fact, a female! I’m not sure if I’ll be up there in time for the first games, but plan on being there for the second. I’m going to run around the bar yelling out “big tuna” until you answer!
March 27th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
412…why are you bagging on sportsgal…she has been commenting on thsi sight for as long as I remember…she seems cool.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Deep dish pepperoni is(was) my go to.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
sportsgal – I truly don’t care either way.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
There is a 24 hour Subway close to my place. It is spectacular.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
412 you do seem to have a little animosity toward’s the sportsgal
March 27th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
At 3 am nothing beats waffle house
March 27th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
I’ve also got a Mc D’s and T Bell with the late night drive up down the road from my house that I am becoming infamous for having the cab driver stop by on my way home from the bar.
March 27th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
touche jb49ers. Usually good for some quality food and a solid arguement between the three toothed waitress and the methed out cook.
March 27th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
A cab driver stopping at a fast food joint? Tremendous.
March 27th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
jb49ers – Really not the case. I think it’s kind of dumb how guys get all worked up about anonymous “women” on bulletin boards just because they say something sexual. So, I was making a comment more about dudes moreso than “sportsgal” or anyone else. That was the point I was making.
March 27th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
wow — these comments got off topic fast!
March 27th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
In college we used to have a limo drive us to McD’s at 6am (still the night before) to get breakfast. Those were the days.
March 27th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Ark – I did the same thing this past Sunday after a long, long day of boozing. I had the cab driver go through the Mickey D’s drive thru, it was spectacular! Nothing is better than hot McDonald’s fries when you’re wasted.
March 27th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
We’ve got a place in Milwaukee called Pizza Shuttle. It is absolutely phenominal. its only blocks from my place, so an the easy walk is necessary about once a week. Otherwise, a Qdoba open til 3am is never a bad choice, plus its healthier.
March 27th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Big Tuna, who are you that you had a limo driver in college? Burt Reynolds?
March 27th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
booze, biscuits, good food and sports ilove this site
March 27th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Benji, technically it was a limo. It was some scumbag who drove around an old limo and used it as a taxi to take kids around. One time we came home with 60 egg mcmuffins.
March 27th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
The 412 makes a good point. Especially after reading all the posts on here.
March 27th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
sportsgal, enjoy the snow in Milwaukee. We are supposed to get 10-12 more inches tonight through Friday night. WILL IT EVER STOPPPPPP????
Big Tuna, that is hilarious. What college did you go to? That is sweet you made them make 60 egg McMuffins. McDonalds breakfast is so GD good.
March 27th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
I went to Miami, the one in Ohio.
March 27th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Triston27 is a douchenozzle. Especially after reading his post.