Woody Paige Reads Blogs You’ve Never Even Heard Of
Blogging, Video March 29th. 2008, 12:43pmOh, Woody Paige, you coy devil, you! You act like you don’t know the name of the biggest blogs in town, but we all see right through you…
Dead Whirl is obviously a Perez Hilton reference. As for The Big Sidebar - at first I thought it might be *fingers crossed* a reference to my blog because I’m famous WWW-wide for my enormous head sidebar. Then I realized it wasn’t.
I guess it could be a reference to this blog, but “sidebar?” Huh? At least “whirl” is in the same category as “spin.”
Oh, heck! Let’s take credit for it anyway. I’m going to stand on a mountain top and yell at the top of my lungs, “I blog every other weekend for The Big Sidebar!” Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go send Will Latch a congratulatory e-mail.
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March 29th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Of course this happened on that show “Four Douchebag Sportswriters Who Scream for Points.” Or whatever it’s called.
March 29th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
No way, that show is still on?
March 29th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
I enjoy this show. They know their sports, and they try to put a funny spin on it. Pretty much what some bloggers do anyway.I think it takes something away from PTI because they run back to back. They talk the same topics.
And he is certainly talking about TBL.
March 29th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
I can see The Big Pencil(Using Lead as a noun for pencil) The Big Guide. The Big Superior. But The Big Sidebar? Woody sucks. I’m sure he would name his website The Big Woody.
March 29th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Sometimes I’m mildly entertained by the show. However, hopefully one day they’ll realize that there is a significant part of the country East of Dallas and South of Chicago.
March 29th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I agree Jay. They could do a lot better than Plaschke. He is terrible. He talks way too fast.
You gotta admit, that sidebar is pretty fuckin huge.
March 29th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
@Jay - I know you meant “west of Dallas” but…
Ironically, Chicago is East of Dallas and Dallas is South of Chicago.
/dickhead
March 29th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
@Jay: But hicks live there and they only watch NASCAR. Who cares about those hayseeds?
March 29th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
You’re right Hef. I was talking Southeast. And Dallas is not a “Souheast” town. And since you brought up NASCAR, why are there more tracks in Michigan, Pennsylvania, New York, New Hampshire, and Delaware than there are in Louisiana, Mississippi, and Arkansas (zero)?
March 29th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Because being a hick was spreading like wildfire. Look at our President: he’s an Ivy leaguer from Maine who moved to Texas and started talking like a retard and half the country fell in love with him (enough to elect him twice). That’s why NASCAR caught on. Notice how it hit it’s peak the same time that Bush’s approval ratings were at their highest and have plummeted alongside his approval ratings.
Also, in the north, they can afford to have nice things because they don’t waste their money on lottery tickets and tithing.
March 29th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
I just checked and The Big Sidebar.com is still around. I may buy that site, post this video, and just let it be.
March 29th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Loved Woody Paige up until he got slicked up for the Cold Pizza bitchfest with Skip Bayless.
He’s winning me over again.
They should bring back Simers. His contempt for the show only outweighs his contempt for athletes