2008 Culture Bracket Tournament Update: Sweet 16
2008 Culture Tournament April 1st. 2008, 11:04am
Are we trying to influence your vote in the 2008 Culture Tournament by posting this spectacular photo of Jessica Simpson? Perhaps. If you pass on casting your vote in her box (ha!), then you will vote for a post-TGI Friday’s MMF threesome, which is how NJ Governor Jim McGreevey used to roll. Other matchups that will result in an Elite 8 berth: Hot Clicks vs. Dan Patrick in an SI showdown; the Diminishing US Dollar vs. The Wire, and Bill Simmons against Clay Buchholz’s Pethouse Pet. Simmons has had a good run, but he’s running into Villanova circa 1985 in this one. Vote now, or forever hold your peace.
Who wins: 8 Hot Clicks or 4 Dan Patrick?
- 8 Hot Clicks (56%, 498 Votes)
- 4 Dan Patrick (44%, 390 Votes)
Total Voters: 888
Loading …Who wins: 3 Jessica Simpson or 10 Having a 3some after a night at TGI Friday’s?
- 3 Jessica Simpson (76%, 682 Votes)
- 10 M-M-F 3some after a night at TGI Friday’s (24%, 217 Votes)
Total Voters: 899
Loading …Who wins: 1 The Diminishing US Dollar or 4 The Wire?
- 4 The Wire (56%, 541 Votes)
- 1 The diminshing US dollar (44%, 426 Votes)
Total Voters: 967
Loading …Who wins: 11 Clay Buchholz’s Pethouse Pet or 10 Bill Simmons?
- 11 Clay Buchholz’s Penthouse Pet (59%, 542 Votes)
- 10 Bill Simmons (41%, 369 Votes)
Total Voters: 911
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April 1st, 2008 at 11:05 am
now that could be a top 5 pic TBL, well done
April 1st, 2008 at 11:07 am
This tournament has been going on longer than “Who’s Now?”
April 1st, 2008 at 11:07 am
The Wire is notorious for slow starts. No need to panic until 4-ish.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:08 am
I can’t vote for threesomes at TGI Fridays. I’m not an orgy guy! I’d have to change my clothes. buy lotions and candles. I’d have to make new friends, I would need orgy friends! No no. I’m not ready for this.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:08 am
The key to beating Hot Clicks will be to post their ‘game’ after the daily garbage has gone up over there and take it down before the next day’s garbage goes up. Bending the rules? Absolutely. Of course that does give a win to Dan Patrick, so maybe some sort of double elimination.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:09 am
Yeah, who was “Now,” anyway? Or…”Then,” I guess, since it’s in the past.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:09 am
nice reference gonzo
April 1st, 2008 at 11:10 am
very well done.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:10 am
I can’t vote for Jessica Simpson even against ATM BDSM MMF 3somes.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:11 am
i had to vote for the 3some tho…not for the sex, but for the Chicken Finger BLT i’d enjoy.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:11 am
remember, it is MFM threesome.
TBL, I’m not really a fan of Jessic, but that is a great picture.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:12 am
Wait, is this the Ultimate Highlight? No? Sorry.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:14 am
Side note:
This would be an entirely different story if “Fingerbanging at Bennigans” had made the field.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:14 am
benji…have you ever had a Chicken Finger BLT? cibatta bread? honey mustard? shit is a gift from the gods.
definitely worth 20 mins of closing your eyes and praying that no wires get crossed.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:14 am
All I’m saying, is that sometimes in the heat of the moment, it’s ok to go ass to mouth.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:15 am
i was always partial to the Blumpkin at Applebees.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:15 am
Strong, strong showing from the Simpson gals today.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:17 am
All I know is Sportsgal referencing ATM alone is enough to get me through the day.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:18 am
Did God lose to the office?
April 1st, 2008 at 11:20 am
what the hell is ATM? do i not watch enough porn or something?
April 1st, 2008 at 11:20 am
ATM sucked my card up last night, mfer
April 1st, 2008 at 11:22 am
@spence - Ben wrote it out in comment 15. And yes, you must not watch enough porn if I know what ATM is and you don’t.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:23 am
Obama is up on Lebron by 1 vote.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:25 am
oh…god, im an idiot.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:26 am
I dont see any number one seeds making the final four.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:27 am
That quote was from Clerks II. Nobody’s seen it?
April 1st, 2008 at 11:27 am
@spencer- you voted for Obama?
April 1st, 2008 at 11:28 am
Def a nice showing from the Simpsons. I don’t get why people are such fans of the diminishing dollar.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:28 am
Perhaps Anal at Applebees is too extreme?
April 1st, 2008 at 11:29 am
You holding?
Shit, everything except coke, heroin, and your cock!
CLerks II quote. Love that movie Ben
April 1st, 2008 at 11:29 am
i had always voted for 3some in the past when the mmf was not specified. it was always just “Having a 3some after a night at TGIFriday’s” which to me means, myself and 2 ladies. now that that is the case i can no longer vote for it.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:29 am
@die: Those are the same people that put all four number one seeds in their pool…hmmm…never mind.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:29 am
irish…no, i voted for LBJ most likely. i said im an idiot because i didnt know what ATM means.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:29 am
@irish: well played sir.
No, no, it’s alright, I’m taking it back.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:30 am
Ben, is that a Clerks II reference? Good work if so.
Spencer, i have never had that. But it really got my interest. As someone who is a huge fan of the Chicken Tender Melt from Perkins at 3 AM, I would sure be a huge fan of that Chicken Tender BLT from Applebees!! I will make it happen at some point this weekend.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:31 am
Spencer, as far as I’m concerned, ATM is where i can get money with the quickness. And I am a better man for it.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:33 am
Drunken Conversations about ATM at 3 in the morning was a #1 seed in my Culture Bracket
/Inside Joke
April 1st, 2008 at 11:35 am
Remind me to never be a part of ANY jokes involving Benji.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:36 am
benji…trust me, it’s the tits. there are only a few things in life I’d trade for a chicken finger BLT (we’re talkin food here).
April 1st, 2008 at 11:36 am
Gonzo…agreed. i will continue to refer to ‘ass to mouth’ as fudgesicle.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:42 am
Gross, I’m sorry I even used the term ATM. I would have stayed away had I known I would have to read any of this stuff.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:43 am
@benji: It was. It is an outstanding movie.
Come to think of it, I think my grandma was a racist.
You think?!?
April 1st, 2008 at 11:45 am
This would be an entirely different story if “Fingerbanging at Bennigans†had made the field.
Serious LOL at this
April 1st, 2008 at 11:46 am
Unreal - God and LeBron are about to lose (or lost)
April 1st, 2008 at 11:48 am
Gonzo, so you want the story? Me and 3 buddies were on a wakeboard trip in upper WI last year and we met these girls in a bar. One really liked my friend and she somehow got his number. and they were texting all night while we were all hanging out. and she said her bad habits were “drinking, smoking, fucking, sucking and more fucking.” So, they set up a “date” for the next day. and we went back to our cabin wasted, and stayed up all night talking about what kind of kinky/freaky stuff he could get her to do. and it always seemed to come back to ass to mouth as a real possiblity. And the whole conversation was video taped, but has since been deleted.
On a side note, i think her friends referred to her as Sportsgal16. JK.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:54 am
Touche, Benji… Touche…
It couldn’t have been me, I don’t smoke.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:56 am
there is a lot more funny parts to the story. that is the abridged version.
April 1st, 2008 at 12:00 pm
I’m gonna do my best Ryan Russillo(who absolutely went off on A-Rod and the kiss-ass treatment he receives Sunday on the Baseball Show) and say that I am effing sick and tired of everything that involves Jessica Simpson.
April 1st, 2008 at 12:31 pm
i can’t believe how long this thing is. sorry, i was looking at my penis.
i can’t believe how long this tournament has lasted.
April 1st, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Benji you have to finish that story, what did he end up doing to her?
April 1st, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Wow, TBL managed to find the one picture of Jessica that you can’t see her adam’s apple.
April 1st, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Me no type English good
April 1st, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Just voted for The Wire, a fresh Newpote hanging precariously from my lip. It’s at an even 50%-50% “tie”, although the popular vote has The Wire currently losing by 5 votes.
TBL, Katherine Harris on line 3…
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:18 am
I dont get this hot clicks shit what it is i reference to?