2008 Culture Bracket Tournament: Elite 8
2008 Culture Tournament April 3rd. 2008, 10:01am
By noon-ish tomorrow, we will have the Final Four set for the 2008 Culture Tournament. Yesterday, The Office prevailed over LeBron James, and Erin Andrews thumped Tyra from Friday Night Lights. (Erin Andrews is on the verge of pulling an Arizona from 1997 - taking down three No. 1 seeds - theoretically, of course. Sure, Tyra was only a 7 seed, but she was a No. 1 seed in our hearts. Next year, Andrews starts in the play-in game … against Marissa Miller.)
Today’s matchups: Hot Clicks, which already took down Tiger Woods, has a nearly insurmountable task going against Jessica Simpson. In the other showdown, everyone’s favorite show, The Wire, goes up against Clay Buchholz’s Penthouse Pet. (Also next year: Clearly, the women are fan favorites, so we’re just going to shove them all in a bracket and give everyone else shot.) Final Four voting will be open all weekend, and the Championship is Monday.
Who wins: 8 Hot Clicks or 3 Jessica Simpson?
- 3 Jessica Simpson (52%, 1,286 Votes)
- 8 Hot Clicks (48%, 1,207 Votes)
Total Voters: 2,493
Loading …Who wins: 4 The Wire or 11 Clay Buchholz’s Penthouse Pet
- 11 Clay Buchholz’s Penthouse Pet (69%, 1,479 Votes)
- 4 The Wire (31%, 679 Votes)
Total Voters: 2,158
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April 3rd, 2008 at 10:02 am
how is that sox’ pitcher’s chick going this far? she’s not that attractive at all, and the fact shes slutty makes it even wrse.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:03 am
The last pic of Jess was alot better.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:05 am
cant go wrong with Jessica Simpson
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:06 am
I still don’t really have any clue the criteria to determine who/what I vote for, but it is obviously apparent the seeding committee needs to really rethink how they determine who/what goes where. Having a hot naked lady that exposes her womancave in Penthouse has to be higher than #11.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:10 am
KC, I’d like to go spelunking in Jessica’s womencave.
Good work with that term.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:12 am
womencave…hadn’t heard that one before…
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:12 am
the wire is going to ride that awesome McNulty mock funeral to the championship!!
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:15 am
I prefer calling it meat wallet
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:16 am
i like bonerholster
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:17 am
“The Wire” vs. Penthouse Pet was a tough one — but I went with “The Wire.”
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:19 am
Who is actually voting for Hot Clicks?
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:22 am
Erin Andrews deserved a higher seed.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:23 am
I like “chocha” cuz it sounds exotic
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:23 am
I wasn’t voting for Hot Clicks… until it got paired up against Jessica Simpson.
Her popularity here really disturbs me.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:28 am
Is anyone else having issues with the site layout today. If you block ads/javascript, the doubleclick add top and center is causing everything to be very far to the right, which shouldn’t happen. The problem is with the height element of the ad, it’s too tall, causing the elements below it to be end up beside the header, instead of below it.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:31 am
I thought womancave sounded more professional than saying, “showing what’s behind her meat drapes.”
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:35 am
AGAINST HOT CLICKS? If you are against that site, I emplore you to visit the site today and look at the baseball team with the hottest fan base. 10 of 10 of those fans are hotter than Jessica Simpson.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:37 am
I voted for Hot Clicks every round, that site kicks ass.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:41 am
I prefer jasm chasm.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:47 am
no words Hef..
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:49 am
gentlemen, your plethora of nicknames is astounding…
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:55 am
@die_eagles - can you send me a link to the hot baseball fans page? I went on Hot Clicks and the only hot chick article I saw was a bracket with the hottest WAGs in professional sports.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:55 am
vagina
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:57 am
Godzilla biscuits is my new favorite!!!!!!!!!
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:59 am
@guinnessgirl: you have to keep a relationship fresh, you know?
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:59 am
Erin Andrews Ass = Miles Simon
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:01 am
Hef I will have to remember that
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:01 am
Miles Simon, from the UA?
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:02 am
Andrews’ ass will be Final Four MVP?
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:03 am
Besides the Dukes of Hazzard pink bikini shot and the Maxim one where she’s all wet, I think this is the most stunning picture I’ve seen of Jessica Simpson.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:03 am
Hef - If EA = ‘97 Zona then..
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:04 am
Maybe I should read the lead ins and not just start running my mouth in the comments.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:10 am
Maybe I should read the lead ins and not just start running my fingers in the comments.
/fixed
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:12 am
Maybe I should read the lead ins and not just start running my fingers through her comments.
/fixed
Fixed again.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:19 am
This has taken a sexy turn
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:27 am
I usually go with cum dumpster
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:29 am
I’ll light some candles, you guys grab the Boyz 2 Men CD.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:34 am
It’s Boyz II Men, thank you very much!
/Wanya
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:39 am
@ Sportsgal, although I don’t see anything wrong with a WAG bracket, this ain’t bad.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:39 am
I thought it was “I like Boys Too, Men also.”
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:39 am
take 2
Fanbase
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:40 am
The only one of these ‘terms’ I hadn’t heard before was womancave, but it’s hard to beat cum dumpster.
April 3rd, 2008 at 12:03 pm
The Wire has to pick it up…come on, this is stuff white people like.
April 3rd, 2008 at 12:04 pm
@die eagles: there’s no way the red sox have the 3rd hottest fan base. Have you been to boston? A boston 10 is an LA 3. Vile, nasty women. Good baseball team though.
April 3rd, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Boston has quite a few hotties. However, most of them are college students from somewhere else.
April 3rd, 2008 at 12:18 pm
@Hef - I think Boston is #3 now because they have so many bandwagon hot chick fans. Before 2004, there’s no way they would have made the list.
April 3rd, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Who is putting Buchholtz’s skank over the glory that is The Wire?
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Jessica is struggling to hold off Hot Clicks.
The Wire looks as dead as Xavier was.