In college, the library is actually a decent place to meet women – don’t act like you never used Kramer’s line: “What does a guy gotta do around here to get a library card,” knowing full well that you don’t need one. The cute librarian will laugh – because she’s obviously never heard that line – and you might score some digits. According to the Penn State school paper, The Daily Collegian, Penn State point guard Stanley Pringle allegedly prefers a much more subtle approach: Masturbation in the stacks.

Police said Pringle, the team’s point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating. Police have filed charges of public lewdness and disorderly conduct against him in connection to the incident

The police are also looking into a similar library masturbation incident that took place March 21st in a stairwell. No charges have been filed in that one, but the message is clear: Females might want to bring a towel on their next trip to the library.

Basketball player to be charged in library masturbation (The Daily Collegian)