Especially if you’re a baseball player and fans can heckle you with shouts of “Ass Dribble”.

Things I Wouldn’t Do [The Slanch Report]

Saturday day-game notes after the jump…

We’ve had 7 games completed as of this typing, with the Reds, Cubs, Cardinals, Brewers,  Blue Jays, Devil Rays and Twins going over.  The folks in Tampa are petitioning MLB offices to have the Yankees and Devil Rays play 80 games against each other, because yeah, they suck against every one else.  Derrek Lee takes home offensive player of the day honors, with a 4-4, home run and double showing to push the Cubbies past the Astros at Wrigley.Â

Four other games going on right now, and 4 nightcaps to follow.

Saturday MLB Scoreboard [Yahoo! Sports]