Yesterday we celebrated Elizabeth Hurley, and today we look to the long-legged beauty Stacy Keibler, she of WWE and Dancing with the Stars fame. 

I miss Stacy.  She seems so warm and loving, like someone you could bring home to mom with a smile on your face.  She’s got some other things going for her as well.  Quite a talented, intelligent beaut, I must say.  Most importantly, she’s really, really hot.

I mean, this is just a vicious offering from Chris Douglas-Roberts over Kevin Love [StetSports]

Few things provide more awe and splendor than Elvis singing about the Masters on a spring Sunday morn.  [eTrueSports]

ESPN: protecting Emmitt Smith from the mockery of the rest of society.  [Pro Football Talk]

A look at the 7 most famous “fast starters” in recent baseball history.  [JoeSportsFan] (love those guys)

This has comedy gold written all over it: Mike Vick playing prison football.  [NY Daily News]

When you’re a first class arson-hole, you eventually cave and decrease your pay demands, don’t you Pac Man?  [ESPN]

Because we can’t have an offseason without Favre talk: a look at the many teams who would be interested in his services if he, you know, didn’t actually retire  [Canton Rep]

IRS agent has pictures of Clemens partying with Canseco at his performance-enhanced home.  [NY Daily News] (busy bees, over there)

White Sox GM Ken Williams has some unkind things to say about the previously mentioned Canseco  [Chicago Sun Times]

God bless digital cameras and HD television: Billy Donovan’s eyes are popping out.  [The Sports Hernia]

Florida State football analyst gets fired for speaking the truth.  [SportsFrog]