Memphis coach John Calipari was gracious in defeat last night, and he’s taking the requisite pounding from pundits for a) not calling timeout to organize his troops after Rose made his second free throw with 10 seconds left and b) not fouling Kansas up three with time winding down. Yet if Chalmers misses, we’re all celebrating Coach Cal today. Life.

Will this man ever win a title? The three landmarks in his coaching career are all negative:
1994 - Nearly gets into a fistfight with Temple’s John Chaney at a press conference. (Thanks, Irish)
1996 - Takes Massachusetts to the Final 4 – lost to eventual champ Kentucky – on the back of Marcus Camby, who was draped in so much jewelry (and hookers) that the NCAA investigated, and that spectacular season no longer exists.
1997 - While coaching the New Jersey Nets, he calls a reporter a “Mexican idiot” in a heated parking lot confrontation.
2008 - Tough way to lose a title game.