Commenter Post: Joy in Kansas
College Basketball April 10th. 2008, 2:00pm
A voice from the Midwest speaks: One of TBL’s most prolific commentators, KC Resident (real name: Matt Chandler). He’s writing about what it’s like right now in Kansas. His words after the jump.
I grew up in the small western Kansas town of Greensburg. The town that was destroyed by a 1.7 mile wide EF5 tornado on May 4th of last year. Ninety-five percent of the town was completely destroyed with the other 5% suffering severe damage. This beast of fury traveled for 22 miles and destroyed my hometown and many farms that make-up the backbone of the local economy. The home I grew up in, the schools I attended, the gym I played basketball in, and the lone single screen movie theater I watched movies in, and everything that was part of me growing up in Greensburg was gone. Forever.
Much like fans of Cornhusker football or Hoosier basketball, the University of Kansas Jayhawk basketball program is embedded in our psyche. From a young age, Kansans have been glued to the successes and failures of the program. We lived and suffered to varying extremes depending on the outcomes of games. We cried tears of joy when Darrin Hancock registered that massive dunk on Indiana in the final moments of the ‘93 Elite 8 game that sent KU to the Final Four. We cried tears of pain when North Carolina topped Kansas in the semifinals. There have been ups and downs, but one thing has remained consistent. Jayhawk basketball is part of us.
On Monday night, KU won the NCAA Men’s Basketball title. I’d like to think these past three weeks eased the stress and heartbreak in my old hometown that is trying to rebuild into something new and viable. I really hope KU’s victory brought much needed joy to my old friends. I understand these days that the yammering talking heads on ESPN and talk radio make sports look silly and inconsequential. However, sports mean something to small town America.
On March, 1st, Andrew Seiler hit a miraculous last-second three-pointer to send the Greensburg Rangers to the 1A Kansas State basketball tournament. Greensburg did not play a true home game all season. They didn’t have a home court to play on. On April 7th, Mario Chalmers hit a miraculous three-pointer to send the National Championship to overtime, when the Jayhawks dominated en route to their first title since 1988.
Go Rangers. Rock Chalk Jayhawk.
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April 10th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Mark Mangino thinks that Tornado was huge. Yes I’m 12. In all seriousness though awesome post.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
this might be the best one yet.
very well done.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Great post, KC. Growing up in NY, I often don’t have an appreciation for how much college athletics can mean to huge areas of the country that don’t have professional teams, countless entertainment options, etc. Your story, so similar to countless people across the country, provides great context for how much sports can mean to people (and how much it can help people heal).
Best of luck to everyone in your hometown!
April 10th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
why not bring up how Kansas couldnt beat Syracuse in the title game
the title game on April 7th was handed to them on a silver platter
April 10th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Congrats on the victory KC. And good luck with the rebuilding of your town.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Enjoyed this post as well.
But if KC Resident is considered a prolific commenter then what the hell am I? What’s more than prolific?
April 10th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Nice work, KC Resident.
I enjoy reading these guest posts, but wish they could be a bit…lengthier.
That’s what she said.
No, strike that. That’s not what she said.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
As great as that Commentor post was I still think I would have preferred the recap of sportsgals victory celebration.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Sweet. I used to live near Greensburg, PA, your sister city that sent a buncha firemen/supplies to help your town out after the storms.
You’re welcome…
April 10th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Great job KC.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Very well done, KC.
Forget the Culture Tourney – TBL needs to do a Commenter Tourney.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Nice work KC Resident. This post was straight from the heart.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Haha nice idea Mike NYC, there would be a lot of hurt egos, including mine.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Mike NYC – Now you’ve opened a Pandora’s box. The arguments over the seedings alone would destroy this site.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
A TBL Commentator Tourney?
I volunteer to be the plucky private liberal arts college #15 seed who goes down to the wire against a #2, and eventually falls to the athletically superior large state university (possibly irish or Hef).
April 10th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Commenter tourney!!
April 10th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Best.Idea.Ever.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
It’s not like CRM doesn’t have the time or inclination to do the seedings.
Round of 32. There can’t be more than 32 regular commenters on here, can there?
April 10th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Thats what I was wondering, although I think you could pull 64(5) commentors and form a bracket.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
i think TBL should pick the seeds cuz he’s sooo smart.
/Brown nosing for a higher seed
April 10th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Not that it would be the only way seeding would be done, but is there any way to track frequency of posts, other than counting?
April 10th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
KC – Great post….spot on. I grew up in Wichita and went throught one night of craziness that destroyed the town of Andover when something like a dozen tornadoes hit the City and surrounding towns. Kansas basketball is, for all accounts, our state professional team. It’s in our blood. Good luck with rebuilding.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Wait a minute, would be also be voting ourselves, or leave it to outside readers that don’t post?
April 10th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
It’s frightening to imagine what could be accomplished if everyone here channeled this energy into…you know…their actual jobs.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Anything is better than the Culture Bracket
April 10th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Considering 400-500 people voted in the “tourney” TBL had the past couple weeks, I’m sure we can find 65 people.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
KC – I did grow up in Greensburg, PA (one-upping Pgh Sports&MP), and I remember reading all about your community after the tornado. Best of luck to you and your town, and great post.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
If spelling counts, then some of you should fall down a seed or three.
Fun idea, though. Please don’t make me a 16 seed vs. #1 sportsgal.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Oh, shit, BTW, great post KC. I also grew up in a small, midwestern town, so I can understand the sentiment.
My ADD pushed me straight to the TBL commentator tournament.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Sportsal, Guinness Girl, and Tom Brady is my Baby Daddy would have to be their own threesome.
Dadacha!!!!
April 10th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
I’m kinda new here so in a commenter tourney I would get stuck in the play in game
April 10th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
KC…really weel done post…I hope everyone involved is doing well and the Town can be rebuilt stronger and better…with that said…Where the hell was my Post for the Giant Super Bowl? I could have told you a great story as well…I bithced and moaned and clebrateed that vicotry..hell I put off the birth of my first child until after the Green Bay game…shit…I want in on the Commenter Tourney…bring it on..I am in…
April 10th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
spelling….who has time to check that….what with all the work we are getting done….besides, it’s hard enough to get the thought out let alone spell check it…spelling is totally overrated.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Perhaps Jason Whitlock can do the seedings? Or is he considered a commenter?
April 10th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
+ 10 sandibalz
April 10th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
as a relatively new and infrequent poster, but a longtime reader of comments, i vote letting outsiders vote. and yes, i think that would be a great, if not horribly ego shattering tourney. go ohio guys! …coop …spence… hell, even nick p, though i never have really counted cincinnati part of ohio, it is more kentucy north.
/what’s more sad than spending all day commenting on blogs? reading other peoples comments all day!
April 10th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
How about we skip the tourney and just give the award to Sportsgal. Seeing as how the women dominated the culture bracket
April 10th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
I do believe I would fall short of the top 64, in fact I am not sure I would make the conference tourney with my number of contributions.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Tedkerwin to the play in game!
April 10th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
ted…you are good in my book..way to rock that ring..it looks like a 10 table ring to me
April 10th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
I am packing for Dayton
April 10th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
I nominate TedKerwin as the #1 seed….. in the NIT.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Thought you might like that RWH
April 10th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
I got that as my Instant meesager icon and my screen background…
April 10th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
@ RomanWarHelmet – so I should get an Gravatar that people like to get more votes?
April 10th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
whoa Roman. Haven’t seen you in forever. unless my dim-wittedness brain hasn’t been paying attention. Congrats on the ass-whooping you gave us last night.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
/hangs head as he realizes he is with ted and wouldn’t make it out of the big ten tourney much like his beloved Buckeyes.
The TBL Commenter NIT Championship here I come!!!
April 10th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Am I a boring 9 seed? You know, the team that maybe beats the 8 seed in Round 1 but no one care or considers it an upset and then I’m ousted in Round 2, which is too early to impress anyone? Sigh, I think I’m Arkansas.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Great post KC.
I grew up in a small town in Southern Indiana, lived thru some horrendous tornadoes (April 3rd, 1974 comes to mind) and know how small towns revolve around the basketball team on Friday nights in the winter.
Your post hit home. Good job.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Gonzo…Nothing like booting the ball around to get 1 in the win column…I have been checking in..but I was not near a computer for a week and then my firefox at work would not let me sign in…I am going through explorer..I missed this..I really missed it
April 10th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
THEASUSUNDEVIL has some nice comments but I fear he will not make the tournament due to his low RPI
April 10th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
crap, gonzo beat me to the NIT comment.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I don’t post much,,,,but I am pretty sure I could scare the top seeds like Davidson scared Kansas…
BTW…is that an M, for McDonalds in that ring??? Can’t see it…shitty screen at work PC.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
St. Bear…a great Gravatar could help but I went a year and change before I rocked one…I think it needs to be about consistency a good name helps..and saying some truly contorvesial shit…that all helps…
April 10th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
@YYSA: It’ll be a shame he doesn’t make the tournament, especially since he beat thearizonawildcat twice already this season.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
sandi…It’s 3 Lomabrdi Trophies…representing the third Championship…Strahan’s only recommendation is that he wanted a 10 table ring…meaning that he would want someone to see it clearly sitting 10 tables away in a restaurant
April 10th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Plus it helps if you comment in more then the Hockey posts which is where I have been lately.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
I’m guessing I’ll be like the Fab 5.
Come out of nowhere to make the title game, then have a horrendous blunder (make fun of Jews or something), and be ousted.
Oh well.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
i’m going to change my handle to dukebluedevil or something like that to ensure a high seed, then only to get ousted by a better, less recognizable commenter
April 10th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Winner of the tournament gets to be TBL’s unpaid secretary
April 10th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I was thinking of Changing my name to Tyler Hansbrough so everyone could talk about how great I am and I would comment a 100 times a day because I want it more than everyone else…
April 10th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Ben: it only hurts because it’s true (and funny). Go devils.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Roman – thanks….
Question to all….why do athletes say stuff like that? I get the pride behind winning a championship and wanting everyone to know. But, doesn’t that just add to the whole perception that people are out to get them because they got money and shit? Why can’t they just do a f’ing talk show…and then show up next year to win again?
April 10th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
The Strahan thing? I thought it was him just being funny…but it is not like a Championship has turned him into an obnoxiuos douche…but he is my obnoxious douche and I love him.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
good post KC, congrats on your jayhawks
April 10th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I’d like to see Nick P, Irish Spence and Hef in the final four
April 10th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
I’d like to see irish finally get his own post.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
No, he was an obnoxious douche well before the championship…I give him props…he’s a obnoxious douche/badass defensive lineman and I wish he was mine….GO CHIEFS! Dammit, I forgot we have the worst coach ever…any bandwagon suggestions?
April 10th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Irish takes this Tourney no Sweat
April 10th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
True, Strahan has always been obnoxious, but he gets to the QB and is a force that cannot be ignored, they just finally put enough talent around him to take advantage of it.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
If this bracket became a reality. Do we start our own pool and pick? Also does any1 not pick themselves to go all the way?
April 10th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Bob Knight proposes a 256-commentator bracket.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Irish is early 90’s UNLV, he seems unstoppable but undisciplined, a good game plan might unseat him.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
I also enjoy D.Howards Where Amazing Happens commercial
April 10th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Sandi..If I owned a football team I would Hire Herman to give the Press Conferences…I would fidn a Belichick who is a great coach but a total asshole to run things but I want Herm doing the Monday moring PRess Conference..no one is better…when he was here with the Jets…I would make sure to be near a TV for it…always spectacular…YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME!
April 10th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Do the people in the TBL Fantasy League get automatic bids?
April 10th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
RWH – I’d have Herm, Dennis Green, and Jim Mora tagteam the press conference…which would have to be sponsored by Coors Light.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
My boy irish will be like memphis. Tons of disrespect until the title game when everyone jumps on his bandwagon just in time for him to lose his cool and start leaking everyone’s personal info. Irish is like j edgar hoover. He’s got pictures of all you bitches.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
That’s not me in the picture, Hef. It really is Leona Helmsley without makeup.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
That’s funny, Hef. Um…have someone else start your car for a couple weeks. Just saying…
April 10th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Or maybe George “The Animal” Steele, but its not me.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Hef are you saying Irish cant make free throws when it counts?
April 10th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
@hef: +1
April 10th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
412 plus 10
April 10th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
some douche from Ohio would win…
April 10th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Who did the league of awkward qbs post? That’s at least a 2 seed for that brilliance.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Good post KC. Being a grad from Arkansas I know all too well about living and dying with a College team. Unfortunatly for me, it’s almost always dying, unless you include track titles, which is pretty hard to do.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
@Magglio using your Ohio logic someone from Ohio would make it to the final and then lose to an sec commenter.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
hef and 412, both funny comments
April 10th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
@Jb49ers
Well if they did end up winning it would be because of a bullshit last second flag.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
hmmm. your right. Maybe we should go to the BCS system. SLOWHIO!
April 10th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Wait, if you use make idiotic and senseless posts, does that mean you have more of a right to be in the tourney?
April 10th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Or just split the title with a superior commenter from Nebraska
April 10th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
I will take down any #5 seed that I am matched up against (assuming I’m a 12 seed.)
April 10th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
My ears are burning.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Give me a commenter like die eagles die to bury in the first round
April 10th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
why the hell have i been fucking around on the masters post? this one was way more interesting.
Mags…ill give you credit, you know youre outnumbered, yet you still come knockin OSU. props son.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
yea, irish, youve needed a commenter post for a long time now…COME ON TBL, IT’S CHRISTMAS, TEAR DOWN THAT WALL!!!
April 10th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Is CRM considered a commenter still? i saw him refer to TBL as “we” so i don’t think he should. He’s had some recruiting violations and is not eligble for post season play this season.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
We were all wondering when Irish and Spencer would come back.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
After what happened to Howard in the culture tournament, Irish I think a sweet 16, elite 8 run is about as far as your enemies would let you go.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Agree with Benji, CRM has used up all eligibility.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
I am feeling this idea more and more…this will be as close to the real deal NCAA as you can get…we will have backroom schenanigans determining the commenter’s…there will be outrage over those left out, there will be bad matchups and misseeds…upsets..and then eventually boredom and complacency and Erin Andrews will win even though if the commitee played its cards right Lebron and Kobe would have been on two different sides of the bracket and people would have given more of a shit about the final..oh wait. rambling…bring it on…I want this…I want in..and if I am not in the 64 so help me God…
April 10th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
my job beckoned. every now and then i can only comment on here 7 out of the 9 hours im at work.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
my job beckoned. every now and then i can only comment on here 7 out of the 9 hours im at work.
And that is how you lose the 14-3 game to open up the tourney.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
I don’t know, it may be more fun to let CRM into the tournament only to take his eventual Final 4 off the books in a couple years when he is finally ruled ineligble.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Hell..I want the TBL press conference after the brackets are revealed…where he has to defend picks and contrdict himself on why he put commenters in and left them out..Jason…Take those massive guns…flex them and by all means fire away and make this happen
April 10th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
suck up
April 10th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
What happens if “Jesus” (of Top Shelf fame) is in the tourney? I mean, are you really going to vote against DougGottliebsWifeHasABush over Jesus!?!
April 10th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
TBL has been noticeably absent from this comment section. Methinks he is not a fan of the idea.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
there’s no drug testing is there?
April 10th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
I would note have voted for DougGottleibsWifehasaBush over anyone so I am really not worried about said matchup…
April 10th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
spencer, this isn’t the olympics dude.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
and what about lozo, the maj or jasonwhitlock? all them would win on noteriety, but theyre not that frequent of commenters.
what is the criteria? im so confused right now.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
what the hell are the olympics?
April 10th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
i don’t think they would necessarily win on notariety. i wouldn’t vote for lozo cuz he offended me one time.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
I am going to say that a commenter can not be a regualr contributer ie Patrick, The Baseball Friend or Ron Mexico (sorry guys but you already make minimum wage for this) loz and the maj are acceptible because they are bloggers..I have no problem with Whitlock but he may not want in on this…
April 10th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
TBL has been too busy putting together the PM roundup that no one cares about because we are all commenting on here.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
dude, if we were voting based on who offended us at one time or another, nobody would win.
here, watch this…
DWIGHT HOWARD IS A LITTLE BITCH. LEBRON JAMES WOULD FUCK HIS SHIT UP.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
spencer..you suck fuck you that is ridiculous…
April 10th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
im confused all over again.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
@spence, i’m actually going to start using drugs regularly to improve my chances in the tourney. I might even start being nicer to random posters instead of acing so much like…well, me.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
irish’s head just exploded
April 10th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
spencer, nice. i was joking about lozo. i agree with RWH about who should be eligable and who shouldn’t.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
if recreational drug use increases your seeding, I may have just won the conference tournament.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
yea, if drug use is a good thing, then pencil me into the final 4. my lungs are green.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
You can’t have drug use be part of the seeding? Kids to us as role models. Won’t somebody think of the children!!!!
April 10th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
If I lose to a bunch of drug addicts I am going to be pissed
/swigs from his flask of whiskey
April 10th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
<- idiot
Kids look up to up as role models.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
No!
April 10th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
i thought of the children, but i was stoned, so i ran one over on my way out of the drive-thru.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
spencer…if I gave points I would give you 1 but I don’t so..well done
April 10th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
RWH, who said anything about addicts? I’m just a recreational user. I like to drink too. I have to share the wealth, otherwise my liver may start getting jealous.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
so, how about spencer or someone else with a blog capable of holding this thing sets it up and just links it in the comments? I am sure tbl would link it in the roundup. it doesn’t need to be on this site right?
April 10th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
/Just secured Spencer’s vote
April 10th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
buckeye scott, i could probably set it up. do we want a 32 team or 64 team tourney? and am i allowed to select seedings for people. i would be completely objective obviously.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Buckeye, I guess but it would be much more fun if it were on this one…A) the people who don’t comment may not go to another site B) we are all here anyway so why move the pary and C) it would be kinda weird winning The Big Lead Commenter Tournament sponsered by Google at spencers..it’s like watching the CBS coverage of the Master’s on ESPN…your watching but you really don’t feel right.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
id be down to hold it, but theres no way im doing the seeding.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
roman…agreed.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
yeah, i’d like to get TBL’s take on this. it would be much better on this site.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
spencer, your blog is blocked by WebSense at my work. That would cut my comments down by….. oh about 99.99%.
I vote for this website only because we know everyone can access it daily.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
I would offer up mine. But I am far to unreliable to hold it
April 10th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
agreed that it would be best here. only plus is that if it is an extra click it would only be taken by those that religiously post or read the comments. i am just saying that if tbl says no, the people can still say “yes we can!!!” wait… wrong post… this isn’t the sports guys talking about politics post….
April 10th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
yea i get that a lot for some reason…doesnt matter, i havent written on it in months. my buddy has been throwin some shit up there during my ranting sabbatical.
i think we gots ta do it heres.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Does TBL have something that keeps a tally of who/how often someone comments on here? That may help with the seeding.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
@ark: You steal another one of my ideas and I’ll burn you down.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
oh, and i say 65 seeds for true accuracy (and for the slight chance that I could pull of a 15 or 16 seed) my plan is to make like winthrop and be a joke for a few years only to put together some respectable posts right before the next tournament and then pull the big upset someday….
April 10th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
YYSA – I would offer up mine.
That’s what she said.
Damn, wrong thread.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
who is this buckeye scott talking about a 15th seed?
April 10th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
And what the hell is this “that’s what she said” crap. I must have missed that day.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
longtime reader, totally infrequent poster that only deserves a seed if he is winning a lesser conference tourney.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
keep commenting brother
April 10th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Ok, how would scoring work? Yes you could just vote, and whoever is the most popular would win, but there should be some judging involved. Like a post is made, then each commentor gets 2 posts to show their stuff. Then a vote.
@ Hef, this isn’t ESPN, people should be judged by actual valid arguements, not who can scream the loudest (Screamin’ A)
April 10th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
but come on… are there really 65 solid posters on this site? somebody has to sneak in without having but in the requisite resume to actually deserve it…
/sheepishly raises hand to volunteer…
April 10th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Spencer, that commercial where they run the girl over at a drive thru is hilarious. Why the hell is a girl riding her bike in front of a drive thru?
Also, the one where the kid skips out on dinner with grandma is bullshit. A better one would have been the kid eats all of the dinner with red eyes in front of grandma, then leaves, then they show grandma all alone.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Even the rumor of this happening will get me to start commenting in a way to get the selection committees attention. I hear how you post in the last ten posts up to selection Sunday plays a huge role in the process. RWH’s NFL Playoff comments were great but that was early in the year and against a weak field.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
i dunno, the TBL fantasy baseball league filled up quite fast.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
die_eagels_die…I say valid Arguments are important…but a good dick joke should count for something
April 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
dude, that hit WAY too close to home. i call that ‘Sundays.’
April 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
i am with ted… hear i come roundup and yardwork!!!
April 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
so then who are the ‘traditional powers’ in this bracket?
April 10th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
spence and cbh, i thought that was a local PA. that shit was so funny. they made absolutely no sense whatsoever.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
buckeye…that shits’ the minor leagues right now. you aint in the big show till you hit up Ballin’ and take a side…Kobe or LeBron.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
We need CRM to start handing out the seeds.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
no shit. when i hit up the drive thru stoned, i usually devour the food before i can even think about driving out. then i litter.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Ted…I played a tough schedule…come on..at least I was out there commenting…I took riskes..I commented in Ballin…I put Tiki Barber in the Hall of Fame…I defended Maritn Broduer an searched my damnest to find those ex-wife titties…and most of all I made vile comments about screwing women…even Kim Kardashian…EVEN KIM KARDASHIAN
April 10th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
if we had 2 posts to have a “comment-off,” that would be great. but it would take way too long. it would be like a roast off which is always funny, but it doesn’t seem feasible.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I think there should be a post where we each leave 1 (and only 1) comment about our qualifications (past comments, longtime commentor, mafia ties, lone representative of small conference, etc.) and the selection committee can review those along with everything else.
I would like to remind the selection committee that I was the first to call shennanigans on TBL about rigging the Culture Tourney in favor of Jess Simpson (which he admitted). That counts as a quality win for my RPI.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Thanksgiving Dinner while high is a dream of mine I’ve yet to attain.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
I believe that how one voted in the Culture Bracket should be counted as well, though I’m not sure there’s a way to review that.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
I don’t even think I need to present my candidacy quite frankly..but I will…and I will bring it all the way back to my cursing matches with johnny if I have to
April 10th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
cbh…oh it’s the absolute best. ABSOLUTE BEST. not only is it the food, but the awkward interactions.
we had a racist friend of my grandmother’s there saying she wanted all the poor people rounded up and put into camps and the whole family went silent, and i just burst out laughing my ass off.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
See, part of the problem is the schedule. I haven’t been on Ballin or Top Shelf because I’m just getting back into the NBA and the NHL is, well, I don’t have to give a reason. My shit is going to be Yardwork and NFL Musings.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Spencer, even been to Amsterdam?
I went when I was in middle school with my family and all we did was look at fucking tulips. I had no idea what I was missing.
Hope to make it there within a year, year and a half.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
cbh…come to one of my Family Thanksgivings..its par for the course…I am the guy who gets real paranoid and am no longer allowed to smoke so I drink to compensate but I wait until after Turkey to go balls out…
April 10th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
cbh…never been, me and my hippie buddy are thinkin about rockin’ Cannabis Cup this year tho at Thanksgiving.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
RWH, I gave you the props but winning the Alaska Shootout means nothing come Tourney time.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
st bear, actually i was first to call shenanigans on that. look it up!
April 10th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Just being able to do it in public without feeling sketched out would be glorious.
Poor KC Resident, he will come on here later, see how many comments were left for his post and then see that we veered way off course.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Ted..your killing me…I miss a week and a half and all of suddden I am winning the Alaska shootout…that’s it..tomorrow’s Friday and I am back in this bitch..CP3 is the best…I will find some hockey related thing to do but I only relate to the 93 Islanders and Benoit Houge…both Roundups..Yardwork..what ever Us Weekly garbage is thrown up here..I am in..I am in
April 10th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
benji – I am going to go look it up because it’s the only shot I have.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
yeah its a good post but he should know we never stay on topic.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Promise no “Stomp you out” references.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
cbh…my aunt’s been there many times, she says public is a little overblown. you cant smoke outside, only in coffeeshops. it’s still illegal, just tolerated BECAUSE THE DUTCH REALIZE THEY HAVE BETTER SHIT TO WASTE THEIR FUCKING TIME ON.
no im not salty at all that weed isnt legal here and even tho i get it cheap, im still paying way too much for it.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
bracketology has me on the bubble…
April 10th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
My qualifications…hmmmm…well, i alienate new posters and make fun of TBL’s taste in movies a little too harshly. I am however the owner of the best fucking team in the TBL fantasy league. That’s got to earn me a three seed at the very least.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
st bear, good luck in the play-in game.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Dammit benji. I guess that makes me Gardner-Webb. I thought I had a huge upset early on, but it turns out that it was just another victory.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
ted…I am well versed in more than the Giants…I will show you…with that sadi..KC (who is definitely in the Tourney) had a great post and no one ever reads all the way down to the botton anyway so I am sure there is some consolation in getting a shitload of comments for a Teriffic post
April 10th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
I think if you agree with TBL’s movie taste you should be bounced from the tourney.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Hef…your wife isnt really in a coma is she?
April 10th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
@ RWH…A well placed low brow joke is a def plus, and should be considered as much as a good post. But if that is your only game, you will get bounced
@ Benji…Are you saying the people commenting here don’t have enough time?
@ St. Bear…I don’t think anyone has been to top shelf, or Ballin’
April 10th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
If you agree in TBL’s taste in movies you should be shot
April 10th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Fuck Joe Lunardi
April 10th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
I went to A’Dam back in 01 on a study abroad. We were in England for school but for some reason I found myself in Amsterdam monthly. Amazing is about all I have to say. That is the only time I have blacked out after smoking. The ahrdest part is figuring out where the hell you are going since all of the streets have fucked up names and follow no noticable pattern.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
VANDERSEXXXX!
April 10th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
ark…how much better is their shit than the best stuff in US? only reason i ask, the stuff i get normally is quite top-notch, just want to know how itd compare.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
fixed*
April 10th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Please dear God, smite Mark Reynolds and Johnny Cueto. I ask for so little.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
i took care of Mark Reynolds in an earlier comment, 412…got you covered.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
I have heard that their shit is amazing and very affordable.
If only the government would realize all they would have to do is tax the shit out of it and they would make a fortune.
Plus, it’s not like people who don’t smoke now are going to start just because it would be legal.
But it makes too much sense so it will never happen.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
YYSA…not anymore. my 2006 experiment was a rousing success tho.
it was hard explaining to my roommate why my closet was taped shut tho.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Mark Reynolds will continue to smite baseballs
April 10th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
I’ve always said that they should legalize every drug and then let Natural Selection take it’s course.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Really I think it is pretty comparable all in all. The prices their, or at least when I was there, were a lot better, at least compared to what I pay for it. I think the average price when I was there was about $7 or $8 a gram. Then again that was before the Euro and before the dollar took a dump, so it’s probably higher now. But really in my opinion when you start getting that high on the spectrum where it is all good, it’s pretty hard to say one is better than the other.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
cbh…sigh, sad shit.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
ark…truth. see, im a little skeptical. cali is the ideal growing conditions and most of the bud i get is from Humboldt, so i just have a hard time imagining weed grown in a less-than-perfect region is THAT much better.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Alright TBL needs to jump in here and either promote the tourney or flat out shoot it down
April 10th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
he’s too busy bending steel girders and impressing the womenfolk.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Fellas, let’s not get hurtful just because my brilliance has been displayed so magnificently in baseball form.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
If seeding was based on who commented first on posts then 412 and I would be number 1 seeds fo sho.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Hef, my name is Hank Scorpio. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
BTW, i finally bench aramis and the fucker hits a 2 run homer. And yet i still lead by a healthy margin.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Ability to hit refresh = Out of conference schedule?
April 10th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
hhahahah, good one YYSA.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
That being said, Amsterdam does have legal hookers, which is a plus in my book. I would say it is def. worth a trip, I would like to go back someday. I think it would be hard to go there and be disappointed. The only part that I would change is the fucking techno music that they have blaring in almost every coffee shop. That doesn’t make sense to me, I’m trying to chill out and smoke and they’ve got this shit blaring out of a speaker 2 feet away from my head.
Oh, and a lot of the people there mix their bud with tobacco into a spliff, which I am not down with either.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Hef…i wish my team was good. then youd see how much shit i can talk.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
in this whole tourney id have a huge leg up…dual monitors makes frequent commenting quite simple.
ark…yea, tobacco + weed = not my thang (unless it’s a blunt). and techno aint my thang either.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
amsterdam rocks
April 10th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
I’ve seen the tip of it. It’s not very impressive.
/that’s what she said.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
tobacco + weed huh, jamaican cigarette. Its all about the one hitta quitta
April 10th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
poor commenter posts. always get side tracked
April 10th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Wow, you head to a meeting and fall behind by a couple hundred comments. I’m also from a small (3,000 people) Midwestern town located in tornado alley, so great post, KC Resident. Too bad the Illiniwekians from my neck of the woods will never have a championship to cheer for. Oh wait…I don’t like U of I. Fuck them anyway!
April 10th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
@spence
dual monitors…I’m very jealous. I had them in grad school but don’t have them now out in the real world.
/hug dork commenting here
April 10th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
^ hug = huge
April 10th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
yea, its great and i figured you meant that.
its awesome. bullshit on the one passer-by’s cant see, work on the other. it’s money all day.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Dork hugger!
April 10th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
tbl is gonna do a post on the commenters tourney tommorow
April 10th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Where do you get your info jb49ers?
April 10th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
@jb49ers
This type of inside information will spur an investigation into recruiting violations by your institution.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
my office is empty and i just ripped a milk-curdling fart.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
spencer…that just won you my vote in this tourney
April 10th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Wait, too much work to do this week. They canned some guy last Friday that I have to cover for, how much shit is that.
I’ll take a low at large seed. Make it happen benji, don’t forget the advice I gave you for Chicago when seeding this.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
i would never forget bigtuna. chicago pizza, man, excellent.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Spencer, you and I think exactly alike on the dual monitors. Without them, my presence here would not be possible. Plus, they are actually useful for work.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
That a boy benji.
I don’t even have time to comment with dual monitors anymore.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
spencer, out of all the things i have read today, i think that made me laugh the hardest. fart jokes/comments never get old.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Fart jokes are timeless.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
I am a tbl insider cant give away my sources
April 10th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
@spencer: that was outstanding. My alottment of “+” for the rest of the day goes to you.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
How many “+” do you get in one day? Do you have to earn these are do you just get these? Do you get 1 “+” for every post and an extra “+” for a funny post?
April 10th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Brother, if you have to ask, you can’t afford them.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
party. i better get a good seed then. if im a 5th seed, im gonna be pissed.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
@Ben: +1, ya head fuck.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
This is a lame idea, waaay worse than the culture bracket.
If it happenes, TBL will have officially jumped the shark (if it hasn’t already) and will be the end of this site as we know it.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
+1 ben.
/Secret handshake.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
@TheGoose: -1, Go to hell. No offense. I don’t believe in hell anyway.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Spencer grab his legs. Nick duct tape his mouth. Irish kick him in the face
April 10th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
The Goose must have made the NIT last year.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
So thegoose is syracuse?
April 10th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Goose..Jesus tap dancing Christ..take your cold water and your SHark Jumping else where…unlike some Culture bracket..all involved will be here everyday going at it…this is a good Idea…
April 10th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
dear god, those gay little montages ESPN has been doing with the piano music and the shitty, nostalgic bullshit poems is really fucking gay.
who the fuck would let that get on the air?
April 10th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
My impersonation of Goose: I’m the contrarian! I’m the contrarian! Look at me! I think it’s a bad idea!
April 10th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
No Goose is Maryland.
I saw one of those gay, sappy Masters packages this morning on Sportscenter.
The grass is beatiful, the clubs are shiny, Augusta is heaven, god it was obnoxious.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I thought they would figure out after Stu Scott did those stupid poetry slams. Damn those sucked, sorry for even bringing it up.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
I see right through Goose, he wants in and is going the WWE heel route for a seeding. This is not the Royal Rumble.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
I just got home from work, but thanks about 100 posts back for the tip spence. As an ohio native I am obligated to say, Lebron owns Kobe. I will figure out some obscure stat to back this up tomorrow. Wish me luck.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Wow, I hit up Price Club, get home, and madness has erupted. I’ll have to see what all of this is about …
April 10th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
TBL goes discount shopping and the commentators run the gamut from suggestion to speculation to planning.
April 10th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Fine. But since when did this place start becoming about the commenters?
I could just see it now: Everyone being more obnoxious than usual, trying even harder (if that’s possible) to be funny/witty…the +1s will go through the roof, the number of played out and unfunny jokes like “XXXX does not agree with this post” will double, and most importantly, this nonsense will take the place of TALKING ABOUT SPORTS.
Plus, what the hell would you base the voting on?
We’ve recently endured the stupid culture thing, posts about non-stories, and weekend writers making their way into the week (no offense weekend writers). This will be another bad idea.
I hate to sound all Skip Bayless “its the end of civilization as we know it,” and I really don’t care as much as it sounds like I do, (I would just simply not click the posts these occupy, just like I never clicked on the culture stuff or top shelf posts) but with everyone saying what a great idea it would be, SOMEONE had to say it would be lame and pointless.
April 10th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
“I leave you kids alone for five minutes and now the dog is shaved. This is why we can’t have nice things.”
/TBL
April 10th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
I was just giving you a hard time, Goose. I see your larger point. And when I brought up the idea, I was only half-kidding anyway.
And I do agree with you on the +1 nonsense.
/sorry, everyone
April 10th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Yes, and that someone happened to be you and now everyone thinks you’re stupid. Thanks for eating that bullet.
April 10th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Ha. Hef’s reply was much more blunt than mine. Very nice.
April 10th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
“249Mike NYC Says:
The Goose must have made the NIT last year.”
CBI. I’ve actually already forgot who won that sham of an idea. Tulsa or Bradley? Goodness, it doesn’t matter.
Goose brings up a valid concern, but his tact and tone are ruining his argument. I think he buys his computer keyboards from the same place as Stephan A. Smith.
April 10th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
no, it is pretty ridiculous. but its funny, so why the hell not?
April 10th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
@Goose: It’s always been about the commenters (including those who post the original material) and the discussion, banter, and humor of said commenters. If it’s not that, than it’s a compilation of stories that I could read about other places. Whoop dee doo.
April 10th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
The reason I come to this site is to shoot the shit with assholes like spence and nick p and ben and benji and to argue with mike nyc and 412 and to laugh at my boys gonzo and irish. If it weren’t for the commenters, I would spend my time elsewhere. Good day, sir. Good day.
April 10th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
and tits. don’t forget about tits.
April 10th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
My pain medication sort of makes me sound gay. But god I love pain medication.
/Please don’t fix this comment.
April 10th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
How could I forget tits? Oh yeah, because of the meds. Tits would have made me sound less gay.
April 10th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
The last thing I would want the comment board to become is too Deadspinny, but I think by and large there’s PLENTY of biting sports analysis and arguments within these here boards to make tha an unlikely reality at TBL.
April 10th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
A large portion of the analysis occurs in the comment section. Also, links to tits.
April 10th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
agreed…no fucking deadspin shit. ugh, that was fun for a little bit, but it’s terrible.
April 10th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
@Goose & Mike: -1.
Also, tits.
And ass.
April 11th, 2008 at 9:35 am
Gemma pictures improve everyone’s seeding Ben.
/See what I did there? That’s called a double entendre. Look it up.