PM Roundup: Punched and Tasered Twice
Baseball, College Football, Golf, Hookers, NFL, NFL retirees, Tasers, Television, Women's Sports April 11th. 2008, 3:00pm
Doesn’t Mischa Barton get you excited about summer? Those teenage punks in Florida who beat up the girl will be tried as adults. Sweet. Let’s see how tough they are in prison. Golf-loving Cousins of Ron Mexico will be guiding you through the weekend.
Can’t a pitcher celebrate his birthday by getting drunk, spitting blood, and swinging wildly (after getting jacked in the face) at anyone in the vicinity? Also, Al Reyes got tasered. Twice. (My Pinstripes)
We’re temporarily lifting an OJ Simpson ban, but only because of this gem from the SI Vault. (The Commission)
Class trip to a brothel? Sure, where do we sign up? And can we take the class every semester? (MSNBC)
Hacky Jim Armstrong goes to the basement, gets the treatment. (Fire Joe Morgan)
The Texas Longhorns backup quarterback is a suspect in an assault case. (Views from the Press Box)
Quite simply, awesome: The Suckiest Sports Blog that Ever Sucked tournament. (Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Blog)
Jose Reyes was totally out at home plate last night, and the Phillies got jobbed. (Bugs and Cranks)
Florida RB Chris Rainey – the guy who beat WVU’s Noel Devine in a race last year in a Wal-Mark parking lot – is about to win some races in Florida this weekend. (SI)
Berman was preparing for the NFL Draft, that’s why he’s not at the Masters. (Fanhouse)
Jennie Finch, now a MILF, threw a no-hitter last night. Requisite drool-inducing photo. (Greensboro News & Record)
Everyone has sent us this EW story about upcoming episodes of LOST. We refuse to click on it. But if you want the spoilers, go right ahead. Please do not put any spoilers in the comments. (EW)
Kansas stud CB Aqib Talib, who should have been a Top 10 pick, is dropping in the NFL draft because he smoked a bunch of weed in college. (KC Star)
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April 11th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Great picture. Still think the brunette from that show is hotter.
And that FJM post was incredible.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I really hope there’s some way that Talib falls to the Vikings. Even though he’s not really a need, he’ll have to be the best talent on the board at that point. Although I wouldn’t be opposed to a WR.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Mischa Barton gets me excited about a lot of things, in ways that are probably inappropriate for work.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Jenny Finch>Mischa Barton
April 11th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Whoa, whoa, whoa… TBL! How many posts are we supposed to contribute to at once?
April 11th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
You would think Mischa Barton would see the sun more often.
+1 to Mike NYC. Rachel Bilson is #1 in my book.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Chris Berman is preparing for the draft. Of course that’s why he’s not at Augusta. Deux, deux, deux…
April 11th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Cohen’s mom was my favorite “OC” babe. Talk about your milfs!
April 11th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
aqib talib, me and about 85% of america have something in common then.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Her name is Rachel Bilson. Know it. And know it well.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
It was obviuos to anyone watching the Mets Phillies game that Reyes was safe by a mile and the pHillies have no gripe…on another note did you know the umpires had a 12:00 flight last night?
April 11th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
The brothel story – wow. The college must be quite pleased with the ensuing publicity.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Micha’s hot, but she will rue the day she quit the OC. She couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag yet quit the only good job she every had. She single handedly ruined one of the few shows that I’m forced to watch that I actually liked.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
The best part about that brothel column is that there is a link at the end for people who want to see the Pope (Im assuming when he comes to the US). Is this for confession afterwards?
April 11th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
TERRIBLE PICTURE!
April 11th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
The OC had a chance to be the next 90210 but it fell off so quickly. And Kirsten Cohen was smoking hot. All the females were.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Did she actually quit the OC? I thought the writers killed her off to save the show for a couple of seasons.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Lets be fair, did anyone want to see that game go another inning last night? Complaining about a close call at the plate in the bottom of the 12th is liking bitching about two guys from UCLA hacking your player on the last shot of the game, get over it.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Kirsten Cohen and Tami Taylor. I likey the MILFs….
April 11th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Jennie Finch is a rather large girl.
For a hot girl, I mean.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
That jennie finch picture wasn’t drool inducing. She’s a little thick for me. Plus her husband belongs at that douche bags with hot chicks site.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
No post about the Red Sox/Yankees series starting tonight??? Don’t you know that this is the greatest rivalry between the two greatest cities EVER?
If you aren’t going to write about it, I guess I will have to check out espn.com…you know they have it covered.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
I tell you what, I’ll do Chris Berman’s “draft preparation” for him:
Jake “Huey” Long
Chris “Howie” Long
Matt Ryan “Secrest”
Glenn “Tommy” Dorsey
Vernon “Marques” Gholston
Sedrick Ellis “Island”
Keith “Joan” Rivers
Darren McFadden “and Whitehead” (Ain’t No Stoppin Us Now)
Okay, he’s ready now.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
bilson>>>>>>>>>> barton
http://www.tam.co.il/10_12_2004/images/rachel_bilson.jpg
SFW
April 11th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Olivia Wilde was by far the hottest non main character chick from the OC. Definitely Seth’s finest accomplishment
April 11th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Mischa Barton is slipping
April 11th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Somebody’s gonna steal Aqib Talib. Just don’t let it be Dallas or New England.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
YYSA, she either wanted off or had ridiculous contract demands, something like that, so they killed her off. It was absolutely her doing though. I remember her saying she didn’t want to be typecast or some crap. Well your a hot chick who can’t act, there, your typecast.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
I always make fun of TBL when he is talking about old 90210 episodes but then we bring up OC and I turn into a school girl. I guess its the age difference.
So to let everyone know in a decade you can catch recaps of OC reruns at YYSA
April 11th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
YYSA, who was Olivia Wilde on the show. Seth’s finest accomplishment was Autumn Reeser. Maybe NSFW.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
No, no no no no. You guys have it all wrong. The hottest chick on “The OC” was Niki Griffin, who played Jess, Trey’s slutty girlfriend. Fantastic pic here: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1707448832/nm1330512
April 11th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I’m a lifetime Red Sox fan, and I don’t want to hear any hype about the Red Sox/Yankees series this weekend. Just play the games. You shouldn’t get hype when you’re a .500 club.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Olivia Wilde was the lesbo who hooked up with Marissa.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
@benji: Autumn Reeser is definitely a close second. I love Bilson too, but she’s not quite up on either Niki or Autumn’s level.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Keith Rivers…Keith Rivers…hmmmmm…Keith Rivers Runs Through It…ummm what if Pittsburgh picks him…Keith Three Rivers…thats right Boomer pure gold
/Chris Berman
April 11th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
that’s right. Did seth hit that?
April 11th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
WhoDey, that was the slut appeal, just like the other blond has lesbo appeal. Picking the hottest OC chick is futile, they were all great, to each his own.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Olivia Wilde was the batender that worked with Seth. Like season 3. She was also naked in Alpha Dog so she gets bonus points in my book for putting my imagination at ease.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Ms. Cooper was hot too til i saw her dancing on Entourage. She had that huge bitch appeal.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Why am I not surprised Jenny Finch is married to a douche? And maybe it’s just me, but I like girls to be a little thick, if Jenny Finch is what you would consider thick. Remember 9 times out of 10 with a little thickness come a lot of boobies. And damn, I love boobies.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
@coop: It’s possible. I frequently find myself blinded by the “slut appeal”.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Roman. I am the culprit who sent that link to TBL (Reyes was out). of course there was no way you could see on TV that he was out and the ump made the right call. Although Coste really thought he had him.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Sure, TBL thinks the Suckiest blog tourney is awesome because this site “lost” in the first round. Meanwhile I have a clear path to the Final Four.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Agreed on Bilson>Barton
April 11th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
We need a “hottest chicks of the OC” bracket to decide this. I predict it would be much more interesting than the Culture Tourney.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Gonzo..I agree..if that same play happens in the 6th inning..I think he gets called out..the ball got there at the same time and Coste blocked the plate but in the 12th inning of the last game of a series when teams and umps are leaving town 8 games into the season..he is safe..and I will take it. Reyes did more than enough to give the Ump doubt.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Reyes made the only slide that would make him safe. Great job by Coste, great throw by Werth. Any other runner and he woulda been out. Fuckin Mets. We got the Cubbies this weekend. I hate them too.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Websense won’t let me look at the Jennie Finch picture, but I am very familiar with her work. She is athletic, not thick, and therefore I am a big fan.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
This will be mentioned in a post later, but wow, JC basketball players know how to party!!
April 11th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
arkbadger, I like thick girls too. Just not the ones who look like they have those female bodybuilder biscuits like she appears to have.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Agreed, Bilson > Barton.
No offense to TBL, but I can’t imagine life without Fire Joe Morgan. I’m so excited that baseball has started.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
bilson is waaaay better than barton
April 11th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Just play the games. You shouldn’t get hype when you’re a .500 club.
Agreed.
Signed,
Danica Patrick, Michele Wie, and Dale Earnhardt Jr.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
sweet party. these are the type of parties every guy wants but this guy came out and demanded it. much respect.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
God, that party invite is great. Who’s up for a TBL-hosted “Bukkake by the Bay Party in Honor of Someone’s 81 yr old Grandma” party?
April 11th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
This will be mentioned in a post later, but wow, JC basketball players know how to party!!
This is what we call a tease. It’s Friday and this is what I am looking forward to tonight.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
The OC tourney would be out standing. Just go to the ibm page http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362359/fullcredits
and they had plenty of talented women on it.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
The only thing that could have made that party invite better would be if it was a PJ’s and ZJ’s party
April 11th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
@Gonzo
Philly going to buy the tickets this year or will it still be 30-35% Met fans every time they come to town? It is funny that I know I will not enjoy watching the Giants play at the Linc but I have no worries about having a good time in Philly when the Mets come in to play. Just a whole different attitude.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
cmon gonzo, i know you have a better friday night lined up than that
April 11th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
That JCC party sounds great, but stop and think about the quality of the tail that goes to a community college in nowhere Michigan. I once spent a nice afternoon reading the paper on campus at Cleveland Community College, scary, scary stuff.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Ted, the Mets come to town next Friday, and they will always get their tickets. But the percentage will be much less.
Neo, I have to get up early tomorrow. Gotta go to Home Depot. Maybe Bed Bath and Beyond, I dunno, we might not have enough time.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
He just left out one key part. Let me fix it for him.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
How long before Al Reyes is released?
Don’t tase Al Reyes, bro!
April 11th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
This is what we call a tease. It’s Friday and this is what I am looking forward to tonight.surfing you porn
/Pants at ankles
/Fixed
April 11th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
YYSA, lol.
Do you think i could throw this party now? I’ve only been out of college 1 year. It might get awkward with my married friends though.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
And I’m baffled at why teams give a flying fuck if a kid smoked weed in college? Seriously. What do they think we do here? If he were doing crack, that’d be one thing, but give me a break. He hits the peace pipe now and again, it happens. As long as he doesn’t go Ricky Williams on the team that drafts him, it’s all good.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
By the way, I’m high and showering for Happy Hour as I wrote all that.
And ironically, we have a CEOs and Office Hoes party planned for tomorrow night. Why advertise what’s going to happen anyways with the help of alcohol.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Gonzo +10 for the Old School reference!
April 11th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Nice avatar ZBuckner, go O’s!
April 11th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
I believe post college it is referred to as swinging
April 11th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
But that’s the whole issue. They don’t want to spend millions of dollars on signing bonuses and use a high draft pick if there’s a chance that someone may not work out, it’s too costly to the organization.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
JuCo chicks = shooting fish in a barrel. With Old Style or Mickey’s Big Mouth as your weapon of choice.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
With a tour and time to mingle, the students packed up gift bags containing a menu of services, a Chicken Ranch key chain and a brochure.
serious. they had free time in a brothel and packed up gift bags and key chains? am i missing something?
April 11th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Thanks 412.
Watching Gremlins 2: The New Batch. The Hulkster with a cameo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XACDNcj50Zk
April 11th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
I played baseball at a Junior College for a year in Missouri…believe me, no one wants to see JC girls in slutty outfits. And this was in Kansas City, where at least we were drawing from a City.
That being said, I wish we had parties like that. (although it does appear that they suck at baseball).
April 11th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
So…you’re saying the women didn’t look like Jen Sterger?
April 11th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Many thanks, cbh49er. I’m gonna enjoy being above .500 while we’re still there. Gotta love those O’s!
Now it’s time to get drunk.
April 11th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Just a little bit more college basketball, Hansbrough and race. Check out this exchange between Dan Le Batard and Jay Bilas:
http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2008/04/08/espns-jay-bilas-and-dan-le-batard-get-into-it-over-race-in-bask/