When we receive no cool links to photos, and we’re too lazy to poke around for new ones, we’ll fall back on old favorites, like Jessica Biel. And we still haven’t seen the movie where she gets down to this outfit, but it’s on our to-do list … new-look Hot Clicks has an alternative-ending video of Kobe’s car-leaping stunt … ESPN’s ratings for the Masters were massive, so expect the WWL to start covering Golf more … one of the Wayans brothers is apparently dating either Winkie or Blinkie, the twins who were in The Basketball Diaries (and also were in a show called Sweet Valley High, says the female reader who sent in this link) …

Howard Schultz, the man who sold away the Sonics, now plans to sue in an effort to keep the team in Seattle. (Seattle Times)

Sean Avery’s such a douche, he got his own rule. (Ranger Pundit)

Norman Chad on the new $550 bathing suit. (Washington Post)

Somehow, the Florida Gators accidentally destroyed the 2006 National Championship crystal football. (Florida Today)

If you’ve ever wondered what goes on at The Smoking Gun, and how it gets all those outstanding documents. (NYT)

Ginia Bellafante is one of our favorite non-sports writers in newspapers: “The former football and baseball player Deion Sanders is blessed with a charm that leaks through the armor of his arrogance.” (NYT)

Depressing: The best written magazine in the country tackles The Hills. (New Yorker)

Apparently, Tommy Heinson is the biggest homer of all the NBA announcers. (Can’t Stop the Bleeding)

Drunken mess Scott Spiezio is let go by the Braves. (Deadspin)