Patrick Imig had a sit-down interview this morning with the always-scheming Bobby “the Brain” Heenan, so we handled Yardwork.

Colorado 2, San Diego 1: Kudos to anyone who watched this six hour, 16 minute snoozer (like this guy), but here are three things we’d rather do with that kind of time on our hands: Read this book while fantasizing about the return of Lost in six days, drive to Nags Head, North Carolina (and pray they have wi-fi), and stare at this moderately NSFW photo of Rhona Mitra.

Baltimore 6, Chicago White Sox 5, 10 innings: How awesome has Gavin Floyd been through three games? We totally called this. Six innings, two hits, and the two runs were unearned. He was fine until Bobby Jenks got coughed up two runs in the ninth.

Cincinnati 9, Chicago Cubs 2: Ted Lilly, whom we like immensely, has been horrific in three starts (9.16 ERA) for the Cubs, and he let young Joey Votto (five RBI) batter him last night.

Cleveland 11, Detroit 1: The only top-tier starter who has been nearly as bad as Lilly is Justin Verlander, who also dropped to 0-3 and saw his ERA balloon to 7.03. He’s also given up a homer in each of his four starts.

Boston 7, New York 5: Man Ram took Moose deep twice and Josh Beckett overpowered the Yankees for eight innings to help the Sox salvage a split in the Bronx.