Happy Birthday, Carmen Electra … we’ve got an interview you may enjoy coming your way around lunchtime …Stacey Dash is in high demand of late, and with good reason. Shouldn’t an athlete make a play for her? … sadly, the first of what probably will be many copycat beatdowns put on the internet. Too bad they picked a kid whose father is the police chief … sketchiest publication in the free world says Cheryl Cole is getting too skinny because of her breakup from Mr. Soccer Guy … everytime we link her up, can we just toss in a link to these photos? … find George Karl’s hand … we hear Artie’s back on the Stern show, but we need to get our online listening info later today to catch the replay, so please, no spoilers …

This is Mel Kiper’s week, and we’re excited about it. We’ll probably have 1-2 draft posts a day, and don’t forget, Thursday is the big commenter draft, so get your act together, people. If you wanted to be part of it and then don’t show up Thursday … let’s just hope this doesn’t happen.

Not the easiest draw for the US Olympic soccer team. (Yankee Hooligan)

Roid head Shawne Merriman of the Chargers was putting the full court press on a girl who was on America’s Next Top Model. (Page Six)

Was Gumbel making $125,000 per game at the NFL Network? (Mushnick)

Do the Hornets have the Coach of the Year and the MVP? (NYT)

Coaches are mean, allegedly. (Boston Globe)

Disagreeing with Sal Paolantonio’s take on cornerbacks and the 49ers. (Niners Nation)

Recapping the Devils/Rangers series. (Sports Plus)

The Blue Jays vs. Frank Thomas. (Sporting Blog)

Looking to the cosmos to explain Lorena Ochoa’s current LPGA dominance. (Astrology Mundo)

Baseless speculation: Blogger claims TO is shooting a reality show. (America’s Team)