Japanese Failing to Employ 10-Run Rule
Baseball, High School Sports April 23rd. 2008, 2:30pm
Have you heard the one about the two Japanese high school teams who walk onto a field, but one of them forgets to bring their bats and gloves? No? Neither have I. However, it might have happened late last week in Tokyo, where a Japanese high school baseball team, Shunshukan, defeated a Kawamoto technical high school by 9 touchdowns and a field goal… in 2 innings. ÂÂ
A Japanese high school pleaded for a regional baseball game to be abandoned after surrendering 66 runs in less than two innings, local media reported on Thursday. The coach of Kawamoto technical high school threw in the towel to spare his pitcher’s arm with his team losing 66-0 with just one batter out in the bottom of the second.
The Kawamoto pitcher threw 250 pitches through 2 innings, and gave up 26 runs in the 1st frame and 40 in the 2nd before hitting the showers of humility.
The kicker for our pitcher and his rubber arm is the fact that the opponents at Shunshukan were credited with a 9-0 victory. Yes; 9-0!  You know, it would have been awfully nice for the umpiring crew or high school officials to award the 9-0 victory when it was, oh, I don’t know, 9-0 – give or take 10 runs. Maybe save the kid 150 pitches. Â It’s also apparent Kawamoto needs Mr. Baseball - he really understands the culture and possesses raw power (and rampant chest hair).
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April 23rd, 2008 at 2:33 pm
That guys coach is a douche.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:34 pm
So the pitcher sucks, and he’s a crybaby?
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Hef – Does this count as a baseball post?
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:35 pm
250 pitches? Somebody get Crazy Hank Steinbrenner on a plane. That kid needs to be signed.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:37 pm
This article gives me a raging boner.
/Dusty Baker
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:39 pm
hope your happy Hef. Now i will sit here looking at Albert Einstein for he next half hour asking me how fucking smart i am
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
fuck – IUGrad beat me to it.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Isn’t that Joba Chamberlin’s pitch count each month?
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:42 pm
@CRM- i posted something for you in the ballin post. please read so you can do another post this weekend
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:42 pm
somewhere, scott proctor is nodding and saying, “yep, i know how that kid feels, thanks to Mr. Torre.”
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:42 pm
What the fuck was Josh Fogg doing in Japan?
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I bet there was a lot of hari kari going on after that.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
@irish – I”ll go back and wade through the daily 300 comments and get back to you. And Imig’s on this weekend so look for lots of mustachios
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
I don’t see the problem with this.
Signed,
That coach at the U of Houston who tried to score 100 points on a team in the 90s
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:48 pm
I think Hank Steinbrenner is more interested in the coach of the winning team. Girardi better be looking over his shoulder.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:51 pm
@irish: No this doesn’t count as a baseball post. This counts as a child abuse post. Speaking of child abuse, anyone want to hear my second favorite pedophile joke?
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:52 pm
yes. im bored have no work to do
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Give me a second to scan the room.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Okay, a child molester and a little kid are walking through the woods. It’s dark and scary, there’s thunder crashing and lighting flashing; they can hear animals moving in the dark underbrush next to them; it’s cold and the wind is blowing. The kid looks up to the child molester and says, “I’m scared, mister.” The child molester looks at the kid and replies, “You think you’re scared; I have to walk out of these woods alone.”
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:55 pm
66 points…wouldn’t that be 11 touchdowns?
66 points = 9 touchdowns, 9 extra points, 1 field goal OR 8 touchdowns, 8 two point conversions, 1 safety…
/commenter that is irritated when people forget and think touchdowns are worth 7 points instead of the actual 6 and is now going to crawl back under his rock
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Hef, that was stubbornly uncorrupted and unbeholden.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:56 pm
You know you’re late on a story when PTI beats you four days.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:59 pm
MAJ you suck donkey dick all day long
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Thank you Gonzo.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:00 pm
HEF top notch
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:00 pm
What’s the 3rd best pedophile joke? I’m listening..
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I wanna hear the 1st favorite
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:02 pm
@nwilson: I don’t have a third favorite, but my favorite is only funny because I’m Jewish.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Oy vey! Do tell…
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:03 pm
The Maj makes an appearance!
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Wow, Hef. Wow. What’s #1?
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:05 pm
You would have to be an IDIOT if you have a guy that can throw 250 pitches and he is not in the starting rotation!
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Here goes. Please send all hate mail to TBL@gmail.com:
Did you hear about the Jewish pedophile? He says, “Hey kids, easy on the candy.”
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Couldn’t they have pulled a kid out of the outfield or something to pitch? I mean holy shit! That’s gonna kill his ability to use that arm to flog the dolphin.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:06 pm
ha ha ha…it took me a second, but that’s a good one.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I apologize to all of my ancestors. To be honest, they would have found it funny. I learned most of my jokes from my grandmother.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Hef, now my day is complete
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:12 pm
I don’t get it.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:13 pm
ohhhhhhhhhh!
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Hef, did you hear the one about the Pope and Racquel Welch?
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:16 pm
no
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Kudos to Hef. Two awesome jokes.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:18 pm
hef, is that a picture of Buster Bluth or you in your gravatar?
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:22 pm
@benji: That’s Baby Buster to you.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Hef’s pedophile jokes apparently brought TBL to a standstill.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:25 pm
so what is the deal with the TBL intern spots? are we all waiting for the golden ticket/email
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:51 pm
The TBL internship is unpaid, right?