Great Quotes in Police Officer History: “He Committed No Crime at All, It was Immoral at Best”
Hookers, Soccer April 29th. 2008, 5:15pm
It will go down as legendary because it pertains to this story: Brazilian soccer star Ronaldo caught in Rio hotel room with tranny hookers. Pacman Jones, Eugene Robinson, Mike Tyson, the Love Boat – sorry, but US athletes just don’t know how to party:
Nogueira said the altercation began when Ronaldo found out he was dealing with transvestites instead of women. The inspector said Ronaldo admitted he knew they were prostitutes when they met earlier Sunday night, but did not realize they were transvestites until they got to the motel. “He admitted to everything, he wanted to have fun,†Nogueira said. “But he committed no crime at all, it was immoral at best.” The AC Milan striker told police he offered to pay the transvestites anyway, but before he left one of them allegedly asked for $30,000 to hide the story from the media.
Many, many takes on this story all over the web – this one has a photo that is most likely to make you hurl.
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April 29th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
If he was not a millionaire soccer player is this goofy guy getting laid?
April 29th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Danny Bonaduce approves
April 29th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
TK – If you look at his wiki, he was engaged to a pretty popular female from Brazil’s MTV, and also dated a supermodel.
He’s an international soccer star, so the answer’s unequivocally yes.
April 29th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Eddie Murphy wishes he was invited.
April 29th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
International Soccer Legend
/Fixed
I mean, cmon, most goals in World Cup History right?
April 29th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
I don’t get why there’s a pic of Michael Strahan and Drew Barrymore.
April 29th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
I’ve been in meetings and busy most of the afternoon. but the NFL post with all the Haiku’s made me LOL when i scanned through. Good work team.
April 29th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
TBL just sent u a really email about this ronaldo stuff… u should put that email as a post and let the commenter’s see if they can come up with something funnier
April 29th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
ronaldo’s tranny hookers >>>> Clemens’ mistresses
April 29th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
TBL, I agree, but on looks alone I buy the fact he is paying for tranny hookers in Rio
April 29th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
“He’s done. As a public figure, Roger Clemens is done.” – Tony Kornheiser on PTI
I don’t know if anyone’s mentioned this, but if Roger juiced and his wife juiced, where does that leave speculation on his kid that pitches?
April 29th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Doing the Solja Boy with ronaldo’s tranny hookers >>>> Clemens’ mistresses
/Benji
April 29th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
You can’t knock the guy for looking to party with a couple of hookers, professional athletes have done that since the beginning. He did not break any laws (in Brazil). If anything it’s just plain embarrassing for everything to go downhill like that when your just looking to get it on.
April 29th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Good point, Gonzo. I think Benji owes us a recap.
Also, if near a tv, PTI is going to address the Ronoldo story after the break.
April 29th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
“Happy Trails to Ronoldo’s faith in legalized prostitution.” – PTI closing
April 29th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Did they really say that Nomo? Classic.
April 29th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Instead of joking, I think we should take every matter in the personal life of athletes seriously. As such, I have the Christian Coalition holding on line 2.
Hellooo…
April 29th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
@ Hef:
Tumbleweeds roll by to the sound of crickets.
April 29th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Gonzo, hum a few bars. I’ll see if I recognize it.
April 29th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
MM MM MM MMMMMMM MM MM-MM MM MMMMMMMMMM
April 29th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Yep, PTI (TK) said that. Then said something about Wilbon knowing what Ronoldo’s going through, himself having been in that position 2 or 3 times.
April 29th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
gonzo, does he have a kid that pitches? i know his son, Koby Clemens, is a catcher. i don’t think it’s fair to assume that the kid is juicing just kid the parents did. he is probably tested rather frequently in the minor leagues.
nomo, you’re recap is right here. i think this is the response to the original version which is linked on there. gonzo loves the kid with the short sleeve dress shirt.
April 29th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
luckily, i’m not really seen on either video
April 29th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
I’m not sure if he has a son that pitches. I know Koby hit a bomb off of Roger in spring training a couple years ago. Don’t know much about him.
and yes, that kid in the short sleeved shirt reminds me of ME back when I was 14.
April 29th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
gonzo, were you a little shit talking basketball player?
April 29th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
@Benji: I made it 24 seconds into that video before I completed. God I hope I hit the wrong link.