If a hockey player’s dating her, does that make us posting this photo of Hillary Duff ok? … this guy must have been class optimist: Dude, where’s my recession? … Thursdays are the best night for TV, and the Office, plus Lost, really completes us … anyone up for an afternoon movie discussion? It’s coming … have you seen a missing inflatable pig? …

Busty teacher (from Florida, obviously) with bad tats is fired for her after-work job. (Daily Mail)

Anyone else thinking the same name we are on this seemingly sports-related blind item? (Page Six)

College football suits suck. (Wizard of Odds)

We’ll never get a real national championship. (Hakim Drops the Ball)

It’s early in the season, and there are some unknown statistical leaders. (Legend of Cecilio Guante)

Yup, the Bills drafted some real characters. (Beast Mode)

Remember how commenter KC Resident wrote about Greensburg, Kansas? The Jayhawks went there. (CBS News)

Most emailed story to us this week: Softball? (ESPN)

Current Yankees on the DL: Posada, A-Rod, Hughes. (NY Post)

More Buzzy ruminations: Joe Posnanski, Throwing into Traffic, What’s Alan Watching, Salon, Sporting Blog.

Hope that knee’s OK, Bobby, because the Heels will need you next year. (Rush the Court)

Sidney Crosby meets art. (PSAMP)

Naming a drink after a recruit. (Loser with Socks)

Obama hoopin’ with the Heels was not an NCAA violation. (News & Record)