asucheerleadersfinished

At some point, six perky, fit, and - can we use this word, or are we going to get in trouble? - asstastic Arizona State cheerleaders posed for a photo in their bra and underwear. It could have been Halloween. Or during Spring Break in Cancun. And then some fool sent it to the Dirty, and now a Fox TV station in Tempe is claiming the school has cut cheerleading. This seems harsh. Irrational, even. (Good thing the Kansas women’s soccer team never got in trouble for this photo.) This other Tempe TV report is the only other confirmation we can find, and it seems awfully spinny, as if to say, ‘we’re not cutting cheerleading … we’re just finding a new team and meshing them into the band!’).

You know what? Soon, the world is going to have a decision to make: It’s cameras and fun or the internet. The two seemingly cannot coexist. Forget about government regulation - let’s just have common sense make the decision. What’s it going to be (a bad line from a Van Damn movie; Double Impact?), no more flash photograph, or just shut down the internet?