On a slow day, these would be separate posts, but we must blend them together: Welcome to Indiana, Tom Crean! and Say goodbye to the Bayou, Ryan Perrilloux!

Poor Crean. He leapt from a safe, unscrutinized gig at Marquette into the unwelcome arms of the madness that is Bloomington, Indiana. Eric Gordon bolts to the NBA, everyone else graduates, quits or transfers, and he’s left with a 10-win team. Then, a freshman who wasn’t a factor at all last season tells the coach he’s going to transfer, emotions bubble up, and the kid throws a potted plant. Police are called. Just a guess: Michigan will win more hoops games than Indiana next season.

The train-wreck lover in us is upset that Perrilloux is finished at LSU. Somehow, we’re fairly certain we haven’t heard the last of the gambling-loving, mouthy fighter who occasionally gets a little racial. Anyone know when Cops is on again?

Player’s frustration boils over (Indy Star)