Just got out of a two-hour car ride – no ticket, sweet – and heard easily the most shocking news of the week, probably something everybody already has an opinion on: Colts wide receiver/choir boy Marvin Harrison is being investigated by Philadelphia police for shooting a man outside the bar he owns in North Philly.

Too early for hand-wringing on this one; it’s not like we’re dealing with Pacman or Sebastian Telfair here. Plus, it’s Friday.