PM Roundup: Happy Birthday Chris Paul!
Animals, Baseball, ESPN, NBA, NFL, What the hell is wrong with people May 6th. 2008, 3:30pm
I was so close to using this as the Roundup picture… But I decided to go with Rihanna… It’s CP3’s birthday and we here at The Big Lead have already joined in the love fest… Apparently we aren’t alone… The guys over At The Hive have compiled a big list of Paul-related links… After the jump – bonus females!
Stephen A. strikes a pose and debuts his magazine column. Such pageantry. (The Magazine)
Antonio Pierce says Strahan is retiring. (NY Post)
The BCS still isn’t fixed. No way! (Washington Post)
I know Michael Beasley is supposed to be good – but Fred-Hoiberg-good? Let’s not get carried away. (Fan House)
Maybe next time he’ll share his cigarettes. (San Francisco Chronicle via Deadspin)
In case anyone missed this news flash in the comments a couple posts ago. (Dark Horizons)
Baby drinks beer at baseball game. (Bugs and Cranks)
There can be only one Game One tonight. (Waiting For Next Year)
If you’re still into Nine Inch Nails you can get the new album free on the website. (Entertainment Weekly)
Further evidence that the Yankees and Red Sox should be dissolved. (USA Today)
Had to DVR House last night and I can’t wait to watch it when I get home. Here’s 10 memorable televised diagnosis. (Yahoo! TV)
Another sex scandal from a Florida high school. (Palm Beach Post)
If this story doesn’t upset you to a near-homicidal point then you aren’t wired right. (ESPN via KSK)
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May 6th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
excellent photographer, decided to cover up the one flaw of her body, that absurd fivehead she has. looks like the alien queen
May 6th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I’d give her a Roman War Helmet.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
impressive indeed, CRM.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
thank you for that Rhianna pic. Very nice
What is wrong with the Florida school systems? jesus christ, 2 principals had sex with secretary. wtf
May 6th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
irish – They called it a “staff meeting”
May 6th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
rhianna is fantastic to look at…
unfortunately, they play that “shut up and drive” or whatever it’s called song every morning at 5:30 AM at my gym and im ready to hunt her down.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Every single woman shown in this post would get a full throttle RomanWarHelmet…I would tickle Hef’s* balls just for the sheer awesomeness that his Hugh M. Hefner
*No..not you Hef..
May 6th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
+1 CRM lol
May 6th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
you guys talking rihanna? you’re nuts if you are.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
/fixed
May 6th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
she is sexy as hell
May 6th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
I give blumpkins to LeBron James.
Yes, yes!!!!, no, yes.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Oh for the 1 of you who thinks I may overreact or be upset…If future Hall of Famer Michael Strahan decides that it’s time to retire from the World Champion New York Football Giants…I will applaud him on a great career and thank him for the happiest moment of my adult life not involving the wife or kid…but if the Future Hall of Famer decides to return to the defending World Champion New York Football Giants…his run stopping, experience and douchebaggery is welcome and I will be happy to see him on the field in uniform Spetember 4th as the World Champions unfurl the banner
May 6th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Roman…admit it, you were happier during the SB than you were when you got married. it’s ok to say so, we won’t judge you.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Is anybody still into NIN after the angst-ridden hormones leave their body? Or do some people just never finish puberty?
May 6th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
that’s funny the principal’s name is Steven Jackson. People with that name area always getting in trouble.
Our football and baseball coach/Assistant Principal was banging the school cop. She was a real police officer (not rent-a-cop) and was dating the band director. Coach was married to a math teacher in our disctrict but not at our school and she was pregnant with their first child. somehow the affair came out. he lost his job as baseball coach, but not football coach or AP. but they kinda forced him to a different district a few years later.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I give blumpkins to LeBron James.
I want to fuck you like an animal is great love making music.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Rihanna’s fivehead > Ashanti’s sideburns
/that was for CRM cuz he was riding Nelly all weekend
May 6th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
was anyone else surprised that the florida school sex story wasn’t about some teacher banging a student. At least they are making some progress…
May 6th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
NIN is useless and has been for many years. That well dried up a long time ago.
As for Rhianna, I echo moleman’s sentiments. Hot body, scary alien head. No thanks.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Holly>Kendra>Bridget
May 6th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
@ ark I was very surprised. i was looking for a pic whenever one of the teachers have sex with a student their pic is in the paper. It is a step in the right direction though.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Now Strahan can go write a book about being a closet dweller in the NFL.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Also: Are people really eager to see another Will Ferrell vehicle? Isn’t his schtick a bit tired by now?
May 6th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I like NIN more now that I’m not all angst-ridden.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I give blumpkins to LeBron James.
I thought that school scandal was going to say the teachers got caught double teaming the secretary.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
TBL – that kid in favre jersey upest you “to a near-homicidal point”? the kid is 12, it’s not like some nut job 20 year old.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
spencer…it’s a different type of happy…One is the I can’t believe the team in which I have invested so much emotion, time and money on finally acheived the pinnacle of the sport when I was old enough to cherish it and realize it’s significance…the other was the type of Happiness that only can be realized when you are on drugs, drunk or perpetually stupid….I mean is beyond the words I can begin to express the giving up of half my shit to inherit her shit…which sucks..I hate throw pillows…and what do you mean I can’t lay on the comforter..it’s a blanket..Jesus..shit
May 6th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
The World Champion New York Giants will survive even if the greatest defensive end in the last 15 years retires.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
why hate on the Brett Favre fan? he took it off for his mom to wash at least.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
I give blumpkins to LeBron James.
J2B, Cousins of Ron Mexico did the Roundup.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Ashanti
May 6th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
I once wore a virginia tech hoodie every day for two years in highschool, true story.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
sorry wrong link
May 6th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
@ark- if gang banging the secretary is a step up, hey we’ll take it
May 6th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
sparty…well written
May 6th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
the elipses only made that funnier.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Kendra>Holly>The Downward Spiral>Bridget
May 6th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
cbh – thanks. so CRM that kid in favre jersey upest you “to a near-homicidal pointâ€? the kid is 12, it’s not like some nut job 20 year old.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
I give blumpkins to LeBron James.
For some reason, every time I read what Mags wrote I read it as I wore a Vagina Tech hoodie.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Ashanti
May 6th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
the story listed 3 guys she banged. there has to be one more guy somewhere otherwise the wouldn’t have been able to pull of the DVDA.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Vagina Tech > Virginia Tech
May 6th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Roman – if you got married in PA you may want to reconsider now.
Interesting political strategy. The Repubs want a gay marriage constitutional amendment (in PA) to “protect the sanctity of marriage”. the Dems are saying OK, well then lets protect it even further.
Don’t worry about our economy, debilitated infrastructure, property tax relief, our archaic liquor laws or anything else that may actually help us. Let’s keep arguing this useless crap.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
It’s just another example of the undeserved love Favre gets. His parents are undoubtedly lunatics who also worship Favre.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Roeth: God bless America!
May 6th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
I am glad our elected officials are getting around to the important things…
May 6th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Hahaha DVDA.
What make a man?
Is it the woman in his arms?
Just cause she has big titties?
Or is it the way he fights every day?
….No, it’s probably the titties
May 6th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
@CBH – must be some sort of illusion because I keep seeing the exact same thing. Of course, everywhere I go I imagine vaginas.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
CRM, if you have a 9 year old, who’s behaving themselves and the one way to help give you some peace of mind/quiet is to let him wear a jersey every day, you’ll let him.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
I hope Michael Strahan never retires
/Jean Strahan
May 6th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
@PSMP – I don’t want to sound like a queer or nothin, but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Now you’re a maawuuwnwwan!
May 6th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
@J2B – OK, perhaps homicidal rage is a bit strong, but its still really fucking stupid.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
@irish. baby steps, baby steps.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
CRM – i’ll agree with you on that.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
geez, Belle Glade is such a fucked up area. but they churn out football players.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
+1 clown. you are on fire
May 6th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
CoRM – I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nuthin, but I”d really like to make love to you tonight.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
did we get that music post TBL mentioned in the AM Roundup?
May 6th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Hey Pittsburgh, that is from Orgasmo, right?
May 6th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Now you’re a man A man, man, man.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
um, oprah.com
(guys, did I do it right?)
May 6th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Yeah. Underated flic.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
clown, A for effort.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
YEAH! YEAH! SUCK THAT COCK!
/i gotta stop
/and by stop, i mean buy Orgasmo
May 6th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Way to Fuck Fuck Boy!
May 6th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
We’re sucking…
we’re sucking…
May 6th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
wow, ya’ll managed to make a dark man blush.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
I am Sancho
May 6th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nuthin’ but unicorns are kickass!
May 6th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
I give blumpkins to LeBron James.
TBL, your server still sucks ass.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
cbh – no joke. i only go in and out of commenting lapses cos the server always dies or the site closes the IE window.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
I have only broken down on the server once today, which means cue the shutdown in 3…2…1….
May 6th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Did taint replace choad as the proper word for that, um, region?
/just askin’
May 6th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
I thought i was one of the people to watch that movie Orgasmo
May 6th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
^ only
May 6th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Hef…i thought a choad was when a pecker was wider than it was long.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
hef, i like to call it the fleshy fun bridge. i love the movie orgasmo.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
spencer, that’s a chub
May 6th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
I’ll plead ignorance on the sbject, since I’m enormous.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
well, whatever it is, i like to call the “taint” the “Grundle.”
May 6th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
@irish
Should have just porked a student, wouldn’t have hurt his teaching chances.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
@mizerle- i heard about that this morning. Weird shit
May 6th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Saw Rihanna (and Kanye) in concert last night. She’s easy on the eyes.