Elisha Cuthbert’s New Sports Romance Hits the Beach
Athletes and Celebrities, NHL May 6th. 2008, 11:45am
Would your fear of sharks prevent you from getting into the water with Elisha Cuthbert? More importantly, Dion Phanuef, we must ask … pink swimming trunks? Is that how they roll in Calgary? Another photo after the jump.
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May 6th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Jack Bauer will eat Dion for lunch.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:47 am
whats wrong with her face?
May 6th, 2008 at 11:48 am
that 2nd photo isnt the best from the neck up.
that said…id fight a live shark with a butter knife if had 10 minutes alone with cuthbert.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:51 am
I give blumpkins to LeBron James.
I can tell that water was cold.
RWH, saw what you said, I am fine with this, dealing with WordPress does nothing but frustrate me.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:51 am
+1 to spence.
funny you said butter knife too. because i was going to say that second picture is a butterface.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:52 am
I sadly live in Calgary and that’s how they roll. Dion is an absolute douche, but the people love him. Go figure. Canadians…
May 6th, 2008 at 11:52 am
cbh gotcha…as for the pin trunks the guys name is Dion Phanuef..any thing less than that bathing suit would disappoint me
May 6th, 2008 at 11:52 am
sparty…i was probably thinking that and subliminally typed ‘butter’
May 6th, 2008 at 11:54 am
I love her, even if those photos aren’t the best.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Tell me how many chicks look great getting out of the water..no make up..hair is wet…she appears to be squinting from the sun…it’s rarely a good scene from the neck up..
May 6th, 2008 at 11:58 am
i think this girl might go from the hottest extremes to the coldest extremes. last pic i saw of her, i thought it was the hottest picture of her and she looked amazing. then this. that said, after spencer took out the shark, i’d fight him with a toothpick for the 10 minutes alone. girls love when you fight for their love.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Real men wear pink shorts.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Jennifer Aniston
May 6th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Elisha’s a hot girl, but she looks like Renee Zellweger in those pics. That’s not really a compliment.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
@cbh – I missed this bet. Do you have a week of giving LBJ blumpkins? A month? Eternity? Not good times…
@Dirty Sanchez – No, Renee Zellweger isn’t a good look. In 1997 (or whenever Jerry Maguire came out), yes. Now…not so much.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
I thought she was a lez? Am I thinking of someone else?
May 6th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
I know people don’t know it because they’re not hockey fans, but Dion Phaneuf = Biggest Douche in Sports. Now he’s sporting the swimming equivalent of the fratboy pink shirt, classic Phadouche.
It’s what made this so very funny
May 6th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Not a flattering picture of Elisha. CRM must be rolling over in his coffin
May 6th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
where’s hef?
May 6th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
I thought she was a lez? Am I thinking of someone else?
me too Clown. I think she was hanging with Lindsay Lohan about a month ago. Rumor has it LL is a dyke now and Elisha had her hair cut real short. But I guess I misread it.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I’m out of the office today and typing on my blackberry is a pain in the ass. I love elisha, these pictures won’t disuade me.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I give blumpkins to LeBron James.
412, one whole month of this, to say I am not happy with the Wizards right now would be an understatement.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Speaking of fighting a shark with a butter knife for 10 minutes alone….
May 6th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Gonzo – I guess we should have some kind of bet for the upcoming Pens-Flyers series. So…how would you like to humiliate yourself?
May 6th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
they were hanging together in NYC making out and shit. that doesn’t make her a lesbian though. college girls throughout America would object to calling her a lesbian. you guys are such homophobes.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Agreed. Phoebe Cates set some pretty unrealistic expectations for women in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Way to date yourself there groin. BTW, what is your gravatar? I don’t want to say what I think it is (MSU-Moorhead logo) for fear of looking like a total moron.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
NIPPLE!!!
May 6th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Her’s not his. His can be classified as the side boob hour though
May 6th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Fixed
May 6th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
412: think of something good for our bet. You are much more inventive than I am.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
I give blumpkins to LeBron James.
Irish probably thinks your bet should be the loser has to be the catcher.
Sorry, couldn’t resist
May 6th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Gonzo – Loser is doorman at Marvin Harrison’s club for a week.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Gonzo…if you really want to make 412 squirm…make the bet on his end something along the lines of prefessing his undying love for Hilary Clinton or something…
May 6th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
412…I would make Gonzo recall all of the Steelers Super Bowl victories…and what the Eagels record was teh years the Steelers won
May 6th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Roman, that kind of stuff doesn’t hurt me. In fact, I don’t hate anything about Pittsburgh. If the Flyers werent playing,I’d be rooting hard for Crosby and the ‘Guins.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
I need to find your soft underbelly Gonzo…
May 6th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Losing a bet to you would be disasterous. There’s a hint.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Damnit…I really don’t hate anything about Philly either. I have a strong dislike for former Philly mayor Rendell. That’s about it.
I’m going to have to think about this…
May 6th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Yeah, I don’t have the Philly hatred either (other than the way they pronounce “water”).
May 6th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Gonzo…how about if you lose you need to start everything with I let Michael Strahan give me Cleveland Steamers…and 412 could be I like to Snowball with Hilary Clinton
May 6th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
I think Gonzo should have to grow a mullet and use “yinz” in all of his posts if Pittsburgh wins.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
and eat a Primanti’s sandwich for every meal.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
I give blumpkins to LeBron James.
And use the word pop?
May 6th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
412 should be forced to vote Democrat
May 6th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Damn, these bets are getting harsh.
How about the loser has to use the avatar of the winner’s chosing for a week? It’s not as though I’d choose something really wrong like Santonio Holmes’ junk or Mischa Barton’s ass…
May 6th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
412…it’s because you are classy…I am everything Buzz hates about blogging…
May 6th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
@fetch9 I refuse to call my alma mater by the name you suggested. It will always be Moorhead State to me.
May 6th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
she ain’t nuthin’ special…
May 6th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
@ Groin: My bad. I always forget what they’re calling that and Mankato these days.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
RWH- excellent point. They all can’t look like Phoebe Cates in “Fast Times…”