How Did Chris Paul Get So Good, So Fast?
NBA May 6th. 2008, 2:00pm
Chris Paul’s seducing Bruce Bowen with his dribble at the top of the key, eyes darting around the court, and then before anyone’s ready for it, Paul’s weaving his way past one of the best defenders in the league, and is hoisting another patented floater over the outstretched arms of a bewildered Tim Duncan. He has abused the Spurs in the first two games of this series, and Michael Redd’s probably eating cheese somewhere wondering, ‘man, we’d be killin’ the East with him!’
In five home playoff games, Paul’s stats have been otherworldly: 56% shooting (for a point guard!), 67 assists against just seven turnovers (9:1 ratio!), and 14 steals. Yup, you read that right: He has more steals at home (hell, toss in the road games, too) this postseason than turnovers. The soulfulness of Chris Paul’s levity is breathtaking – moreso when you consider that the Mavericks were the 6th best scoring defense in the NBA and the Spurs were third. At the risk of looking ahead … in splitting four games against the Lakers this season, CP3 had 60 assists and eight turnovers.
Your task: Find one analyst who predicted the Hornets would reach the conference finals. Good luck.
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May 6th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
i loved adande’s article on paul’s mean streak and how everyone just thinks hes the nicest kid.
does NOONE remember that he punched julius hodge in the fucking junk? that was one of the biggest cheapshots ive ever seen
May 6th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Your task: Find one analyst who predicted the Hornets would reach the conference finals. Good luck.
Are you trying to give Jay a reason to go ape shit on “big media” again.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Name any of the great NBA players and you more often than not see a lot of meanness to them.
Everyone forgets that Jordan and Bird were two of the meanest people on the court. They were on a mission to destroy the opposition.
Kobe has that. CP3 has that. LeBron is growing on getting that (He has it against the Wizards).
May 6th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Lebron’s a crybaby. Yeah, I said it.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
oh i dont have a problem with it, hes an intense player, he was at wake just like he is now. im just saying its fucking ludicrous for anyone to think that on the court he isnt a bastard
May 6th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
i like the comparison of Ru Paul to Tiny Archibald
May 6th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
this one right here
May 6th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
where
May 6th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
CP3 is sooo nasty. I’m rooting for the Hornets and Magic in the Finals… yeah I know it doesn’t look good. It would be funny to see those two markets get there because Stern is probably praying it doesn’t happen.
Scary thing is, he is playing SO well… is there a let down coming up? I mean when does he come down to earth? He can’t keep this up forever, can he?
May 6th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
I give blumpkins to LeBron James.
Him hitting Hodges wasn’t as good as when GMU’s Tony Skinn hit Hofstra’s Loren Stokes in the junk, and then the next year when Stokes came to play at Mason we all chanted “Tony” every time he got the ball and made uppercut motions.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
David Stern will make sure its a LA vs Boston finals
rat bastard
May 6th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Sorry, I just don’t think he’s that good.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I
that’s what they do in Ohio!
May 6th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I have no idea how that happened. What I meant to say was, ah, fuck it.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Clowns have a hard time with computer keyboards. Big gloves.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Clown, you scary ass, send me an email if you can figure out the complicated technology.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Wasn’t watching the entire game to see what was going on, but yeah, i remember it. Also, he was 19 or 20. How’s his rap sheet?
Clean.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
BTW, we’ve got a Mike NYC sighting.
/another blatant self promotion
May 6th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
@TBL: You can have a clean rap sheet and still be an asshole. I look at myself as an example. I’d give out my real name for you guys to do research, but I know how that goes…
May 6th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
To his credit, Nuggets analyst Scott Hastings called the Hornets over the Spurs before the first round was even over for each team.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
mike nyc is being true to our bet. i got respect for the guy. He still has two and a half weeks
May 6th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
@hef- your not on the list
May 6th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
I’m impressed. A lot of people honor their bets around here. I guess the alternative would be to suffer a damaged reputation. See, the blogosphere can regulate itself.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
“With the 2nd pick in the 2005 NBA Draft, the Atlanta Hawks select Marvin Williams.”
May 6th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
i’m happy the Bucks took Bogut over him. ok, that was just plain bullshit.
did you guys see that piece on ESPN when he was a senior in High School. His Grandpa died right before his last game. he said he would score 1 point for every year his Grandpa was alive. he got to 60 something and got fouled after making the basket. he went to the line, threw the ball to the ref and walked off the court. it was a pretty great story. i remember watching it but didn’t realize it was CP til last week.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Scott Hastings is a Nuggets analyst? Thats priceless. He was the catalyst of the Bad Boys.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
On a Simmons podcast with Chris Connelly, Connelly mentioned how he did one of those tearjerker pieces on Paul as a high schooler. To honor his recently passed grandfather, he scored one point for every year of his life–then after he scored the last point on a free throw, he handed the ball to the ref and walked off the court. Ain’t that some s***?
May 6th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
It’s a prestige economy!
May 6th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
broseph, take a lap!
May 6th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I owe you a Coke.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
@broseph: Eric Snow did the same thing. It’s sad his grandfather only lived to be 8 years old.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Oh good Lord. He did this all year and nobody paid attention because the media declared it “Kobe’s Year” early on. You can’t deny that.
And I haven’t been talking shit for a week now.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
@Nick P, lmao.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
@TBL: So his age is an excuse to punch someone in the balls? I wish someone would’ve told me, I’d have gotten the ball punching out of my system while it was excusable. If that had happened at a bar or a club, his record would not be clean.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
It wasn’t the nuts shot that upset people so much. It was the fact that Paul said after the game that State fans were chanting stuff about his Grandfather. State fans, not the classiest bunch, swear this isn’t true. I know someone at the game, he says no such chants were uttered and that Paul lied.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I give blumpkins to LeBron James.
Jay said: And I haven’t been talking shit for a week now.
Jay, did you lose a bet?
May 6th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
+1 Ben60657
May 6th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
It’s too bad the Hornets will have NO shot against the Lakers. Not because they’re not good enough to beat them, but because there’s no way in hell the league doesn’t get the Lakers to the Finals–especially if Boston looks to be on their way.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I’ve really wanted to root for him being a fellow ACC obsessed fan, kinda like how I usually root for Duncan and Howard (I kinda like Wake), but that cheap shot on Hodge is always in the back of my mind. I lost all respect for him because of that. If he’d discuss it, maybe I’d change my feelings.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
No. I’ve been busy. I only do that when I’m bored. I always get busier during the summer.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
I don’t want to believe that the NBA Finals has been rigged, and I won’t say it. CP3 is playing too well to think that they don’t have a chance if they get past the Spurs.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
@jay- dual screens is the way to go
May 6th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Jay..in this case you are right…I just heard Mike and the Mad Dog claim they were shocked the Hornets were this good…where the fuck were they all year…CP3 is the real deal and should have been the MVP.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
lol @ Nick P.
Paul is a stud. He’s proving it. who cares about the MVP trophy. He’s young.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
I’m outside a lot more. You watch a lot more “big media” when you’re stuck in the house all winter. Outta sight, outta mind.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
He shoulda been MVP, but that ship has sailed.
I only hope that they don’t screw somebody else over next year to give Paul his “makeup award”
May 6th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
+1000 nick. Amazing stuff.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
TBL, I know you hate ’stats’ in basketball but a link to Pts allowed per game to show that the Mavs have the “6th best scoring defense” is too much. Its really not a hard concept to grasp that points per possesion is much more relevant. You know this, right? I know looking at points allowed per game happens to bring you to the best defense teams in the NBA, but pts allowed per game is nearly worthless, unless your betting on the over/under.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
SM..trust me…that is the stat TBL cares most about
May 6th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Paul didn’t exactly hand the ball to the ref. He shot an airball on purpose. Of course, Shaq qould say it wasn’t on purpose.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci7uWy-bG-U
May 6th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
So is Bruce Bowen’s.
/when did TBL join the ESPN Athlete Worship Bandwagon?
May 6th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
What, TBL isn’t the place to go for groundbreaking statistical analysis? Had me fooled.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
ok, seriously…what the heck is the blumpkins thing?
May 6th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
marvin harrison: seemed so nice, shocked that he shot someone
chris paul: was young when he cup checked someone and hasnt committed a crime so hes not a dickhead
i mean at least you dont jump to character conclusions on here or anything
May 6th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDjzvJYWtoc&NR=1
This video is better than rs27
Sorry Irish
May 6th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
I give blumpkins to LeBron James.
I lost a bet to Spencer, he’s a Cavs fan, I’m a Wizards fan.
A blumpkin is when a girl gives a guy a blow job while he is taking a shit.
TBL you need to start an FAQ section on here.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Or at least provide a link to Urban Dictionary.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
@jb49ers- that was hardly on Dwight.
this is what it is like to throw down on Dwight Howard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXAfYMA7EM0
May 6th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
the Kobe one was better good link Irish
May 6th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
only Kobe could do such a thing
May 6th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
irish’s Howard infatutation is starting to give me the heeby jeebies. I wonder if he talks about Howard when he is making love to his wife. DWIGHT WOULD DO IT LIKE THIS.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
people saying my name on this site gives me the heeby jeebies. Especially if im not cool with you on here
May 6th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Come on snugglepants. You know I was just kidding with you. We boys.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
i try to make love like irish would
May 6th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Snugglepants? That’s a new one. As far as the blumpkin thing- I’m all for keeping a bet, so I’m glad that you are a man of your word there. There is not a single time in my life when I had the thought while going to the bathroom that it would be a good time for a visit from the wife.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
If Chris Paul plays dirty and lies, then he’s definitely the next Isiah. If he wants to surpass Isiah, he needs to become NBA commissioner and systematically run the league into the ground
May 6th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Irish, great link.
Of all the players in the NBA who went to college, the two current best (Duncan and Paul) both came from the same school (Wake), which isn’t exactly an NBA Talent House. Odd.
CP3 is great no doubt, but is it THAT difficult to find a PG who can actually guard someone (see Tony Parker, Jason Kidd, Steve Nash, etc.) Outside of Deron and Billups, the league has a lack of point guards who can play both ways.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
take credit Quin. you showed it to me