Geeked Yet? Hard Knocks (Ostensibly) to Feature Lots of Romo, Simpson, Owens, and If We’re Lucky, Pacman
NFL, Television May 6th. 2008, 5:15pm
Last year’s Hard Knocks brought us inside the world of Brodie Croyle’s cute wife and the bizarro relationship between Tony Gonzalez and his common law wife (?), October. This year, Hot Clicks tells us that the HBO show hit the proverbial jackpot, landing a Super Bowl contender in the Dallas Cowboys. Subplots abound, like the do on LOST: a QB dating an actress, a mouthy wide receiver, and if Goodell has a heart, the ever-mischievous Pacman Jones.
We don’t even have to ask why megalomaniac Jerry Jones orchestrated this. But since he’s signed off on it, can we have some Emmitt? Please?
Hard Knocks in Oxnard (Dallas Morning News via Hot Clicks)
19 Responses to “Geeked Yet? Hard Knocks (Ostensibly) to Feature Lots of Romo, Simpson, Owens, and If We’re Lucky, Pacman”
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May 6th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Time to resubscribe to HBO
May 6th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
I give blumpkins to LeBron James.
TBL, did you tell Hot Clicks ahead of time about this post? They had a link to you talking about it before this story ever appeared on here. It reminded me of the Paula Abdul thing from American Idol.
May 6th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Don’t forget about Tank Johnson and his guns!!!
May 6th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
That’d be like Pacman doing autographs at Daydreams.
May 6th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Ugh. Time to unsubscribe to HBO.
May 6th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Unless Dave Campo’s man boob sweat isn’t around, this isn’t worth watching.
May 6th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
There are some kind of shenanigans going on with Hot Clicks and TBL.
May 6th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
At least the series will provide entertaining episode recaps. I can see it now…
Episode 1: Romo and Jessica rekindle their relationship; Papa Joe watches. Plus: Pacman gets lost in strip club, runs out of singles.
May 6th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Maybe the show will feature T.O’s response to Pacman’s arrival.
May 6th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
/uhhhh… fixed. sadly, tragically, fixed.
/not that there’s anything wrong with that.
May 6th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
If the justice system has a heart pacman will be incarcerated
May 6th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I give blumpkins to LeBron James.
Nice try Consult, don’t watch the show. When you peruse the Internet for 8 hours a day while at work, pop culture tends to hit you in the face.
May 6th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Sweet fuck, just what we we’ve been missing here on TBL, Romo and Simpson.
May 6th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
That’d be like Pacman doing autographs at Daydreams.
Buck, I may be the only one who gets this joke. +1
May 6th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
@cbh: nice try with the Something About Mary “I was just peeing, too.” defense.
p.s. – is it as awkward feeling to type as it is to read you try to defend yourself when you open with “I give blumpkins to LeBron James.”?
May 6th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Thank God. For a moment there I thought we wouldn’t be oversaturated with the Dallas Cowboys this summer.
May 6th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Gonzo, I’m sure you’re right. Such a classy establishment.
And Steven A. + Skip Beyless = 2 biggest gasbags on ESPN’s payroll, and both happen to be arguing right now. The world is going to explode any second.
May 6th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Nomo: email me at amlahole@gmail.com
May 6th, 2008 at 8:11 pm