This is Emmy Rossum, who has a habit of impressing reporters with her brainy wit … how old is too old? … Deitsch, nooooo! … scary photo of Bob Huggins if you scroll down … sick man, deserves to be killed … tranny hookers in the headline always works … ok, any guesses on who the gay athlete is? … sad end for a lottery winner … what’s wrong with some people? …

Antonio Pierce was fantastic as Howard Stern’s intern. (Mark’s Friggin)

Carlos Gomez hits for cycle, Mets fans cry some more. (Twinkie Town)

Chef Oakley. (Page Six)

Emmitt Smith. What more do we need to say? (PFT)

Chicago Sun Times vs. the Chicago Tribune. (Real Clear Sports)

A best character on TV tournament. (Red Eye)

The WNBA rookies orientation includes fashion and makeup tips. (We Talkin’ About Practice)

Richard Jefferson dropping the classic “Don’t you know who I am” line. (NY Daily News)

Dirty jersey superstitions. (Post-Gazette)

Guilty of another cheap list. (Esquire)

The paper of record with a huge article on cricket! (NYT)

Deep thoughts on Buzz, blogs, and the Bengals, who are suing a website. (Cat Crave)

More features like this, please. Thanks. (ESPN)

These baseball players are unemployed because … (Gheorghe: The Blog)

A look at media fights. (NY Observer)

The Diamondbacks hire attractive women to hang out in the stands? Smart. (700 Level)