Ain’t No Party Like a Cedric Benson Boat Party
NFL May 8th. 2008, 4:00pm
Looks like a fun time. The Chicago Tribune secured the first photo of the Benson bash that ended up with the Bears’ running back getting pepper sprayed and cuffed by the boys in blue. (Scoreboard: Trib 2, S-T 0). Benson’s fighting the charges. Now, back to his party … very nice work, Ced.
The scene at Cedric Benson’s arrest (Chicago Tribune via PFT)
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May 8th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Hello girl in white bikini.
Cute how Ced did his hair to match his Momma’s
May 8th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Did Mom provide the women?
May 8th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Rosa Parks would be proud?
Anyone see the quote from one of the white girls? “I called my dad and told him, ‘Call 911, my black friend is getting beaten up by police on Lake Travis,’ ” said Elizabeth Cartwright, 22, a friend of Benson’s from the University of Texas. “It’s more what I heard than what I saw. I have never heard or seen Cedric that scared.”
Brilliance
May 8th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
i see the Grey Goose made it aboard
May 8th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
is that a blunt in his right hand?
May 8th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Good eye Irish, I only noticed the gigantic bag of Sun Chips.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Fred Smoot would be proud.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
it looks like they are about to smoke weed? i’m sure he’ll pass breathalyzer but is probably high as hell.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
And her daddy said “YOUR WHAT?!?!”
But seriously, why didn’t she just call 911?
May 8th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
courtesy of dana jacobson
May 8th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
where all the white women at?
Oh, they’re on cedric bensons boat.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
The headline should be changed to “Ain’t no party like a Cedric Benson boat party, unless Fred Smoot and Bryant McKinnie are involved”
May 8th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
so where are all the double ended dildos? thats what nfl players do on boats right?
May 8th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
i thought that was Devin Hester in the middle
May 8th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Chick with the corona got some nice Biscuits.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
I just have to say that I hope one day to have a black friend so I can refer to him as “my black friend”
May 8th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
+500 to 1 Happy St. for the Rosa Parks joke
May 8th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Is that whoopi goldberg in the white head band?
May 8th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
And a Butta Face to match.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
(Looks over both shoulders)
/ gives black waitress 30% tip
May 8th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Well I SEE why he’s always getting pulled over by the Boat officers…
But to get a beatdown for basically having Alot-of-Fun…
Just SMH
May 8th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Me thinks TBL put this post up to test the CBoR and the ‘delete comment’ button.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
That’s funny, I thought that was it was Dan Akyroyd dressed as the Jamican transfer student with Eddie Murphy in a screen shot from Trading Places.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Actually looks pretty subdued. I’m guessing things get really wild next season when/if Benson approaches the vaunted 700 yards mark.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
What are those, Sun Chips? Maybe the cop was just trying to add some flavor to their snacks with the pepper spray. This is all really just a terrible misunderstanding.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
“blunt in my left hand, drink in my right, strap by waist line cuz niggas don’t fight, sucka free for life, so ya better think twice, and give ya bitch some ackrite.”
May 8th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
His mom is definitely not a MILF.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
I am surprised there is no pre-LOST post.
Tonight is going to be mind-blowing, bank on it.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Sez you.
/washes out brain
May 8th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
thats his mom??? I thought it was another dude.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I thought it was Lil Wayne
May 8th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
I think that’s Rickey Williams.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
I guess at least he’s trying to eat healthy by sticking with the SunChips over Doritos.
If I was rolling with some honeys like that on the lake I’d be leaving Mom at home.
Irish +1 with the Hester comment.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
I thought it was the guy from Speed who get’s his Jag stolen. Then he gets his boat stolen/destroyed in Speed 2: Cruise Control.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Benji, I thought anyone that saw Speed 2 immediately tried to erase it from their memory.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
this guy
May 8th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Damn, 412 beat me to it. I was gonna say so much for Cedric trying to distance himself from the Ricky Williams comparisons.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Am I going to have to stay late at work to see the afternoon roundup?
May 8th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Only the guy on the left in the white shirt seems to understand the eventual end to this boat party.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
sorry cbh, i have a weird way of remember terrible movies.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
ced might not be able to run for shit in the NFL, but i will say this…the man has excellent taste in boats.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Alright, I’m just going to say it.
Predator
/ sighs, waits for God to judge him
May 8th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
all that fine tail on board. i want to roll with a professional athlete.
on a side note, i was in a club with Gilbert Brown last weekend.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Excellent Taste Indeed
May 8th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
benji…bad movie afficianado huh? what are your thoughts on Mortal Kombat: Annihilation?
May 8th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
you guys are way off…pretty sure that’s floyd mayweather sr. in the middle.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
on a side note, i was in a club with Big Brown last weekend.
Fixed.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
“Gilbert Brown”…
Wait that was “Fat-Ho-Pimp Night” right (I kid, I kid)
May 8th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
@spence. Totally unrelated, but I just watched that car commercial on your blog and that was the most terrifying thing I have seen in quite some time. I wouldn’t let that dude pick dog shit up out of my yard much less buy a car from him.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
spencer: I was thinking it looks like he has an old school metal pipe tucked in his right hand and maybe a pack of matches
May 8th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
the other dude next to him definitely looks like he’s holding something similar to that
May 8th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
@chi: he was in the VIP by us but with a different party. my buddy and i asked him how many GilbertBurgers he ate in his life. He just laughed.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Ok..now I see why the police beat the shit out of him…only assholes eat Sun Chips…that and the blatent racism in Texas
May 8th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
So Cedric Benson purchased Soy Crisps for his party? This changes everything.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Let’s hope they’re Sun Chips, Soy Crisps would be infinitely gayer.
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May 8th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
@spencer, i haven’t seen that one. i try to stick to terrible movies that star real actors. its more fun to rip them that way.
May 8th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Oh my god birdman, the Floyd Mayweather Sr. comment was classic…. but maybe it was Ronald “Slim” Williams for those of you who are into the rap scene.
May 8th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
dude, back of head, dude, back of head, dude, prolly, dude, god yes, dude, dude, only if she shares the Corona, Floyd Mayweather Sr, after the Grey Goose, dude
(think I got them all)