Boston 89 Cleveland 73: We’re wracking our brains trying to find any parallels between last year’s Cavs-Pistons Eastern Conference Finals and this series after two games. Other than a close game one, there isn’t much. What we had previously chalked up as an off-game for LeBron appears to be more than that; perhaps the Celtics have LeBron rules in effect. After the 2-for-18 stinker, the NBA’s best player shot 6-for-24 last night in a game that turned ugly in the third quarter and stayed that way. Like Windhorst, we’re not ready to count the Cavs out just yet, but a) LeBron obviously needs to take over and b) the Cavs need to find people interested in scoring. What the heck was up with Ben Wallace?

San Antonio 110, New Orleans 99: Started dozing off in the third quarter when the game was close, and our last memory was – if the Hornets pull this off, do we pronounce the Spurs run over, or further fellate Chris Paul? Despite CP3’s aerial heroics – words cannot describe this circus shot; Pam Word’s ‘oh!’ doesn’t count – the Spurs pulled away in the fourth to draw within 2-1. Paul had a 35-9 night, but the Hornets got nothing from Peja or the bench. The Spurs dynamic backcourt of Parker and Ginobili made 23-of-46 shots for 61 points, and they took more shots than the rest of the team, and scored more half of San Antonio’s points. Who’s going to be the Hornets designated stopper? Mo Pete? Bonzi?