Almost Happy Hour Roundup: Smoke A Skull
Athletes and Celebrities, College Football, Drugs, Dumb College Kids, Elisha Cuthbert, Jason Whitlock, NBA, Video May 9th. 2008, 4:00pm
I know I’m super-psyched that Friday is finally here… TGIF indeed.. I’m ready to go home and pop on a Beerfest-Hot Fuzz double feature and not move until I go home to visit my mom sometime this weekend… Of course I haven’t gotten her anything… I’m going to use this article as an excuse… Or maybe I’ll take Mike and Mike’s advice and head to JCPenny’s… I haven’t really decided yet…
Patrick Imig of Yardwork infamy will take you through the weekend’s many major sporting events… Until then you can try any of us…
I have to say part of me hates the paparazzi… But part of me wants to shake their scummy collective hand for things like the last week’s worth of Elisha Cuthbert photos…
Kind of sick, but truly inspired: Some teenagers in Texas converted a child’s skull into a bong. (USA Today)
Florida Gator, Jamar Hornsby, has been using a dead girl’s credit card for the last 6 months. (Sporting News)
Marissa Miller. (Hollywood Tuna)
Want to get nostalgic about 80’s television action shows? (The Popcorn Trick)
Who knew that sinkholes had appetites? (AP)
I kind of really like the “Walk of no shame” commercial. (YouTube)
Kiki Vandeweghe is the new Nets GM. (The Sports Network)
Little kid absolutely thrashes. (goldenfiddle.com)
My neck hurts from just looking at the pictures. (DVICE)
Whitlock talks to a blog. (You Been Blinded)
Cleveland…*Shakes head* pizza… *sighs* (WKYC)
Oh yeah - the final two seasons of LOST are each getting an extra hour. Yippee! (THR.com)
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May 9th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
So those kids didn’t know what grasscity.com was?
Or they didn’t have a water bottle handle?
May 9th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
*handy, fuck my spelling sucks today.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
where can i get a lego shirt?
May 9th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
marissa miller is hot fire
and i dont know if i like pot enough to smoke it out of a freaking skull
May 9th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
way to alienate 75% of your readership.
jerk
/crying…feelings hurt…still want to GTFO ASAP
May 9th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
A Craigslist posting just for a Friday laugh.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Cleveland knows I love it.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
If you love it so much why don’t you marry it.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Because it’s unattractive.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
CRM…perhaps i shoudlve looked at the author. ill give you a cleveland steamer later as a sign of gratitude.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
ok…that little exchange was hysterical. hearty laugh all around.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
@CRM, now that is a wonderful pic of Kim Bauer.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Beerfest, huh? Going for a little slap and tickle?
May 9th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.
/spencer096
May 9th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
is anyone else listening to the spelling bee on the le batard show? good lord that was hilarious
May 9th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Threadjack
Eric Byrnes just struck out swinging and then got in the catcher’s way as he tried to throw out Augie Ojeda who was stealing second and was called for catcher’s interference. So Eric Byrnes, in addition to going 0-4 has also helped fuck the team beyond his poor batting. Fucking flying nun, bitch.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
im a sausagehound, what can i say? you got me.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Beerfest is the best fucking thing in the last couple years.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Kind of sick…
Just kind of sick? Note to self, always bring the pipe if you’re going to smoke with CRM.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
@August West - It’s not like they were eating cereal out of it.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCgX4ixCRcQ
How this song was not on the Beerfest soundtrack, I’ll never know
May 9th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
cortes, i heard it. good stuff.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Das boot.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Am I the only one still at work? Screw this. Time to drink.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Florida Gator, Jamar Hornsby, has been using a dead girl’s credit card for the last 6 months.
Ironically, ex-Florida Gator Rex Grossman has been using a dead guy’s personality for the last 24 months.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
CRM, i’m here brotha for another 30 minutes or so.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
CRM…im still here for at least another hour.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
usually we have a staff meeting that i don’t attend on friday afternoons, and i just browse the internet the whole time cuz the office is pretty empty. but not today for some reason. fucking people peeking at my screen with their dirty looks.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
spencer, i’m golfing right after leaving work for the first time this year. to say i’m very excited is an understatement. if i only had some ganj…
May 9th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Leave Elisha up, coworkers will surely appreciate that.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
…and a skull.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
I’m here for 10 more minutes. Entertain me!
May 9th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
benji…the first time of the year is always pretty awesome. and yea, id suggest you get some chronic…
May 9th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
So I jumped ship in Hong Kong…
May 9th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
70 minutes to go…and looking forward to my 24oz miller lite on the train ride home
May 9th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking
May 9th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Any stories out there I should write up for a final post of the day? TBL is entertaining him moms.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
RexKramerDangerSeeker - a “Kentucky Fried Movie” reference? If so, I’m changing my name to Big Jim Slade. If not, then, uh, never mind.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
they need to put ipod docking station with speakers in golf carts.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
CRM, a post about the upcoming R. Kelly trial.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
i hate golf carts. i just make my 12 year old cousin carry my bag for me.
May 9th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
ha. you smoke him up and he does it for free?
May 9th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
i wish…i was just kiddin around. i just really want a personal caddy. plus, im bored as shit here and want the weekend to start.
but i do prefer to walk rather than ride.
May 9th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
yeah. its fucking starting to rain here. early may weather sucks.
May 9th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
@atl. I expected a little bit more from you man. That is caddyshack.
A looper, you know a caddy. So I tell him I’m a pro jock…
May 9th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
i caddied once every 2 weeks at a country club for the free golf when i was younger. we could golf free all day on mondays. it was way sweet. then my buddy shanked one to a different hole, and didn’t rake the bunker. the club pro was watching us and flipped out and basically fired us. to this day, it was the worst slice i’ve ever seen. i laughed my ass off.
May 9th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
alright, everybody have a safe weekend. try not to get peppersprayed and hog carried.
May 9th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
@ATL: correct. I’ve used Rex Kramer as my fake name in bars since college (when I’m not Joe Foos, great-grandson of Ollie Foos, Foosball inventor). Single greatest scene in movie history when he performs his “stunt”.
Big Jim Slade rules, as does The United Appeal for the Dead.
/Formerly Consultantnomo
May 9th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
@arkbadger - I wasn’t talking about Rex’s quote, but the name “Rex Kramer” itself.
@ Rex - On second thought, for my new name I’ll go with “Enormous Genitals.”