A Friday Night Jazz Performance – Or A Repeat Of The Lake Show?
NBA May 9th. 2008, 6:00pm
According to ESPN’s Ric Bucher, there’s going to be a raucous crowd in Utah tonight. Just kidding, Bucher didn’t say that. He now knows to keep the words “Jazz” and “fans” out of his mouth. (Otherwise he might have Big Love DVD’s hurled at him.)
Even though Bucher didn’t report it, that doesn’t make it any less true. Utah is always a noisy place to come and play – at least that’s what the television stations lead me to believe when they show me the decibel graphics. I think Jazz games usually come in just below rock concert and just above Jason McIntyre’s 1997 Mazada:
The trunk went Eh-eh and all of a sudden
4 15’s didn’t see no wire’s
and then I heard boom from the amplifiers
Anyway, its a big night. The Jazz lose tonight and they are cooked. Can Kobe and the Lakers crush another team’s spirit the way they demoralized the Nuggets in Round 1? Or will the Jazz actually make a series of this one?
Call it a hunch, but I think the Jazz can actually win a game at home. In LA – not so much – but in Utah? Why the heck not! Besides, a Jazz win assures us of more good playoff games. We’ll need it to offset the atrocity that is Boston – Cleveland. Of course the fact that I’m rooting for a real series to break out doesn’t mean I won’t be rooting for Kobe to score 60 between Ballantine’s.*
No matter who wins tonight, enjoy this Jazz cheerleader. Pretty nice, right? I was going to go with a picture of Kobe or Deron Williams, but who wants to look at those guys on a Friday night? Not me. Enjoy the game.
And remember to give Imig all your best scoops this weekend. I hear the internet is limited in St. Louey.
*I’ll be drinking the cheap malt liquor – not Kobe. Just thought I should clarify.
Lakers expect a hostile crowd tonight [LA Times]
Update: It’s come to my attention that the lady above is probably not a Jazz dancer. Allow me to stand corrected. Here’s the 2005-2006 dance team. Apparently, they haven’t updated the team since then.
61 Responses to “A Friday Night Jazz Performance – Or A Repeat Of The Lake Show?”
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May 9th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
She. is. hot. Well done, CRM.
Gotcha dancin like, gotcha movin like, gotcha shakin like a go go girl…shake ya poak chops, work ya ham hocks, throw them butta beans, you just a country dream.
May 9th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
They are supposed to be this great home team, and then they almost let the Rockets back in the first round series on the home court. If the Lakers can keep it close in the 4th, look out.
May 9th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
I’m glad to see Jay make a well constructed comment without bashing ESPN. Good job dude!
May 9th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Isn’t that a Houston Rockets power dancer?
May 9th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
It’s a Utaz Jazz dancer. (right click/properties)
May 9th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Gonzo, I did the right click… but look at the court. That’s the Toyota Center. Red is not a Utah color.
May 9th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
A Utah Jazz dancer in a red court with red seats? Maybe i’m color blind but the Jazz court is blue and the seats are green….
May 9th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Good point Dave. You know it better than I do.
May 9th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Cuz must have thought we would pay detailed attention to what he wrote, rather than the minute details of the photo. Silly man.
May 9th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
I thought it looked like a Rockets girl myself, but the caption said Jazz dancer so I went against common sense for the sake of the blog.
May 9th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
We should demand better of you and your fact checking, CRM.
Sincerely,
Jayson Blair, James Frey, and Mitch Albom
May 9th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
“Gator boots, with the pimped out Gucci suit.
Ain’t got no job, but I stay sharp
Can’t pay my rent, cause all my money’s spent
But that’s OK, cause I’m still fly”
Gotta love the Big Tymers. And Birdman’s son, Lil Wayne, is tremendous.
May 9th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Ain’t no minute details in that picture.
May 9th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
fact checking…? huh?
May 9th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
With regard to the babe’s team affiliation, CRM.
May 9th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Jazz win a close one tonight
May 9th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
@rex/nomo: I think he was trying to be funny.
May 9th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Jazz win in a blowout
May 9th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
I only pointed out the error in the picture caption because I so very much hate the Utah Jazz and I didn’t want to see a smokin’ hot Rockets power dancer’s reputation sullied via any potential association with the Jazz.
May 9th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Ohhhhhh, right. I see what he did there.
May 9th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Whats with all the new names? Man I spend one day driving home for the summer and this place turns upside down.
May 9th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
All part of an elaborate practical joke that you just ruined, fetch.
For me, Consultantnomo was a pain in the ass name that I’ve used for approx 10 years. Rex Kramer is one I’ve used for even longer, and it amuses me to no end. Jewbacca, well who knows. Hef likes to wear his family lineage (His Wookie mom banged Itzhak Perlman) on his sleeve. And he’s trying to start a war with grungedave’s avatar.
May 9th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Hef/Jewbacca:
Ted Lilly says Hi!
May 9th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
I just found out RJ Umberger went to Ohio State. I don’t know if that’s cool or not on this blog.
May 9th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Very cool in my world. Although the Ohio State thing is too bad.
May 9th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
CRM – I took you for a Sparks guy myself…but to each his own.
May 9th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
If the Tribe don’t find some bats, CC is going to finish 4-21 with a 2.2 era. Ridiculous…
May 9th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
@gonzo/RexKramer/YourNextName – Please choose one name, you’re making my eyes bleed.
May 9th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
deron is killin’ it early
May 9th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
I’m the only one watching the Flyers/Pens game here, right?
May 9th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
HawkEye: nope me too
May 9th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Thank God, I’m not the only hockey fan around here at night.
May 9th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Kind of ironic (coincidental?) that two of the most overshadowed pro athletes are on tonight: Deron Williams and Evgeni Malkin
May 9th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Never thought of that one, but you are right. Malkin is the second fiddle on that team, although an expensive second fiddle.
May 9th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
do you have to order versus?
i’ve got verizon … i dont see the hockey channel
May 9th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
TBL-
You can check and see where VS is on your dial with their official website
Type in your zipcode on the top left of their page.
May 9th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
I fuckin love Evgeni Malkin. Also, what happened to Deron’s wrist?
May 9th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Pens win – now let’s go Jazz
May 9th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
I don’t know if any of you saw this pic yet, but if you’re reading this on a Friday night it may help “pass some time”
May 9th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Kobe is 1 for 5 in the first half.. FRAUD.
Pau Gasol has not gotten a call yet in this game.. FRAUD!!
May 9th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
@roeth: Drop a NSFW tag on that. Not Safe For Wife (to see). Shit, good thing she was out of the room.
May 9th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Gasol is awful today. He doesn’t defend Okur and he only makes mistakes on the offensive end. He’s almost as bad as Kobe…
May 9th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Kobe picked it up in the third… but not getting any help, maybe if he had the Cavs supporting cast they’d be up
May 9th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Anyone see Kobe throw the ball up off the backboard and retrieve it? This is a playoff game!!
May 9th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Good thing FT rebounds aren’t important!
May 9th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
touché Nick!! Nice job by Walton refusing to boxout!
May 9th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
I think Walton got away with a blatant foul on that AK strip.
May 9th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Strong finish right now by Boozer and the Jazz to get the lead back to 9
May 9th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
The Lakers were lucky to ever be in this game.. who played poorly for Utah? Ronnie Brewer? That’s about it
May 9th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
good call on the charge, but they should have had a foul on fisher on the reach in
May 9th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Kobe exhibiting the Devin Brown School of Driving to the Basket.
May 9th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Down 4 and trying to force the issue Nick, tough to critize him there..
May 9th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Not criticizing. Just a Devin Brown dig. I hate him.
May 9th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Still he’s playing better than God…
May 9th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Lakers wasted another Kobe MVP effort… looks like they aren’t going undefeated in the playoffs afterall. Utah can’t feel good that they played by far their best basketball, and had to eek out a game at home.
May 9th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Playing better than God’s last two games. Otherwise, this is just standard fare for God.
He’d have more assists and boards, and probably less turnovers.
May 9th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
jazz win!
May 9th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Nick, who has God really made better though? The whole offense is so god-centric, all about him. Oh him and that jew.
May 9th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
I don’t think any players make anyone better. He gets guys open shots, but he doesn’t make them for ‘em. Damon Jones is a ~40% 3 pt shooter regardless of who throws him the ball.
May 9th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Boozer’s 6 straight were huuuuge down the stretch. Kobe’s monster 2nd half not enough against a team this tough at home.
And that move? He put the juke on the guy guarding him, then split the double, got caught in the air, threw it off the glass to himself and DUNKED the finish. Unbelievable play. Shoulda gotten the points, the rebound and the assist for it.
May 10th, 2008 at 12:56 am
@Goose
That play was off-the-charts for sure