PM Roundup: What’s Up Baby? Looking Good!
Animals, College Football, Gambling, Movies, NFL, Television, What the hell is wrong with people May 15th. 2008, 3:30pm
Hey, look! It’s Marisa Miller… Maxim’s Hot 100 list is out and she’s number 1… I can’t really argue with the selection… #24… #79… I’ll stop…
Yet another hot young teacher was caught with a high school boy. Just incredible. Though Google did lead me to what looks like a handy site for all your student-aid pedophilia questions… the cleverly-named, jailbeta…
Someday, this girl will sell paper and live on a working beet farm with one of the guys from Fire Joe Morgan. (MSNBC)
Ricky Williams would have been a calming presence if he’d been on the boat with Ced Benson. (Off The Record)
Purdue safety, Torri S. Williams, would have stolen the sponge, but they don’t make those anymore. (IndyStar.com)
Oh, those rascals on Howard Stern! (TuneInMusicCity)
If I were a tax-paying Pennsylvanian, I’d be kind of annoyed. (Boston Globe)
Joe Paterno is at the hospital. (Black Shoe Diaries)
Why yes, sweeheart, I’d love to go see Vicky Cristina Barcelona with you! (YouTube)
A penguin on a prosthetic? (Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies)
Where the hell is “blogging” on this list? (Yahoo!)
If Charles Barkley asks you to borrow some money, say no. (MyFox Chicago)
Polar bears: endangered species or just hiding on the LOST island? You make the call. (New York Times)
Troubled former LSU Tiger, Ryan Perrilloux is going to Jacksonville State. (Seattle Post-Intelligencer)
I hate being treated like a piece of meat. (CNN)
UCLA Quarterbacks are fired in a kiln. Sure they are. (Signal To Noise)
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May 15th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
wow marissa miller.. yum.. any one else listening to whitlock in studio with le batard today? great radio
May 15th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
its great how everyone makes fun of Ricky for being a pothead, but Ced Benson was arrested twice for chronic.
dumbasses.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
whitlock, lebatarad, kornheiser - do these guys just all chill all day everyday?
May 15th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
now that’s a roundup photo.
/rexkramer: 1 man, 1 completion
May 15th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
THERE IS JUSTICE IN THE WORLD! HALLEJUAH!
to quote somebody from a movie, “and i hope she burns in hell!”
/that was wrong, sorry
May 15th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Looks like Maxim really likes J Biel - her picture is on there twice http://www.maxim.com/Girls/Girls/slideshow/thumbnails/2463.aspx (look for before they realize the error!)
May 15th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Truth: Polar Bear numbers are up.
Putting them on the endangered species list is just a way for climate alarmists to advance their agenda.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Oh yeah - Britney Spears is like number…19 I think. I mean, seriously. Why?
May 15th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Torri S. Williams = the anti Travis Henry.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Cedric Benson has a calming effect on defenses.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
TBL…bitch deserves it.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Torri Williams getting caught stealing condoms is proof that Purdue doesn’t pay their players.
The silver lining…at least he was being responsible with one aspect of his life.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Avril: average
Christina Milian: makes me want to masturbate at work
May 15th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
PurdueMatt = the anti Hef.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
@ clown: milian is hot, but I’d do about anything imaginable for a night with marissa miller
May 15th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Putting them on the endangered species list is just a way for climate alarmists to help stop man-caused global warming.
/fixed
May 15th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
TBL, really, Avril? I mean I wouldn’t kick her out of bed, but I can imagine there are some better ones on there. And Britney at #19? WTF?
May 15th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
typing that on a work CPU probably isn’t a good idea, chief
May 15th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
that teacher isnt that bad looking. I was hoping it was down here in Florida. Surprisingly, there hasnt been any stories this week of any teachers banging students.
There is always next week
May 15th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
This is Ron’s post … BUT i tend to agree
Avril=sneaky hot
May 15th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Avril is hot.
Britney Spears wouldn’t be the hottest girl in my office.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Wasn’t the Periloux story in the PM roundup yesterday?
May 15th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I really don’t find avril attractive at all. And what the hell happened to Britney? She used to look amazing.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Stacey Kiebler looks so good in that Maxim list. She is #89, poor ranking
May 15th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
she totally deserves it. why is she indicted in Cali though?
May 15th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
and Perilloux is going to Jacksonville State.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Mickie James should be in the top 100
May 15th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Mags: Shoot me an email at the site if you want to make a bet for the Detroit/AZ series this weekend.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Britney Spears wouldn’t be the hottest girl at Cuz’s bowling alley
/fixed to make it sports related
May 15th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Didn’t Avril marry some douchebag fromsome crappy band? That alone makes me lose a lot of credibility for her. And her crappy songs pretty much seals the deal.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
nevermind
May 15th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
TBL and CRM, girls like Avril are a dime a dozen in Texas.
Granted, they don’t talk to me, but I don’t have TBL’s guns or CRM’s knowledge of poetry.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
I thought your people opposed birth control.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Mickie James should be in the top 100
CBH, did you see her Monday Night? Hot damn. She’s the hottest on Raw. And now she’s probably bangin John Cena. Damn I wish there was a Raw post on Tuesdays.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Do I have to go through your site? Just as I won’t stop in ohio for gas, I don’t hit up a site with Nick P. as a contributor. J/K ROFL LOLOLOLROFLLF LOLOL
May 15th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Oh, come on. Sk8r Boi was the shit.
/sounding more like TBL every day…
/sighs
May 15th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
@TBL - Avril is not sneaky hot (or as I heard it once, Tine Fey Hot. Not hot at first, but gets hotter the more you look).
May 15th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Sounds like a nice place to live.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
boobie out for tomorrows game
May 15th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
birth control = pulling out
May 15th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Avril is business class
May 15th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Premarital pulling out is just as evil too, right? According to some people? Not Jews!!!
/dancing in the street
May 15th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
clown…you might as well let me know which Yankee I am writing the gay love letter too…this team blows so much asshole…I hate them..I hate them the suck…Pelfrey brings a no-hitter into the 7th and he loses the game 1-0…so now the offense can beat Jason Fucking Bergmann…Fuck..Fuck them straight up the ass
May 15th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
I’m pretty sure he’s from Sum 41.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
My girlfriend asked me yesterday if I wanted to see Vicky Christina Barcelona. I begrudgingly agreed.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
St. Bear…so that statement stands up as correct in a court of law
May 15th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
So, yes then?
May 15th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Pulling out equals Picasso in most cases so it has that going for it too.
Gonzo, yes I did, she is definitely the hottest, and she did a porno back in the day.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
@hef
e-mail sent.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
I don’t even know what that means but I’m gonna start using it
May 15th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
I listed to the guys on Maxim radio yesterday go over the list, and they were slamming it. I only heard like 10-15 minutes from my work to the gym, but they mentioned Kleibler being too low, too many girls they had never heard of, Danica Patrick was in the 50s, and Jessica Alba was way low in the 30s.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
threadjack
Jeremy Bonderman is a bucket of puke under a bulimic girls bed.
/end threadjack
May 15th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
/fixed
May 15th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
/more correcter.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Christina Milian is in my own personal top 5. She’s the best.
@Maggs: You bring me up very often. I only talk about you when I respond to something you say directly to me or about me. Just sayin’, d00d. Come to our site, and we’ll talk this out.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Actually Rex, I think yours is more better as one of my best friends likes to say.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Spence and other baseball/Cleveland/Boston fans- Randomness… Did you see that play by Manny last night? He caught a ball running towards the fence, jumped up against the fence, gave a fan a high five, then turned around and doubled a runner off first base. Amazing. I can’t remember a sporting play bringing a smile to my face like that before.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Alba is preggos, so she shouldn’t be on the list. Or at the very least, if she is, so should Jamie Lynn.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
The weird thing is the student is 18 years old. But since it was a teacher, it was against the law. I wonder how many states have this law.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
ooo Jackson Pollock reference…well played.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
walfredo…yea, that was the greatest thing ive ever seen. makes me miss manny even more than i already do.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Irregardless of this supposed best friendship, ipso facto, you need more bester friends. /just sayin’.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
@anyone from major league jerk. Anytime you need an open letter written to Jason Isginhausen let me know.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
@nick p- how does it feel when people bring you up huh? gets under your nerves doesnt it
May 15th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Here is the problem with Maxim magazine or any of those “guy’s” magazines. They are edited by women and gay men. Once again, the propaganda of what guys are supposed to like keeps rolling out. Sure we like titties. Hell Marissa Miller is hot, but if you guys were thinking about chicks is she the one that comes to mind? No. So they put these lists together and slip in a scag like Britney Spears at 19 so the regular media chats about and blah blah blah…if you are going to give me 100 scantily clad women..do it…leave out the Danica Patrick’s of the world (because you are a thin woman does not make you hot) I want tits..I want unabashed sexy shots…I understand you don’t do nude…just give us as close to it as possible and leave out the dreck and dribble that ruins a magazine like Maxim for me…it is not what I want…it is the perception of what I am supposed to want…
May 15th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Nick P, Jamie Lynn was 16 when she was knocked up
by her Zoey producer. you and Hef need some sort of intervention.May 15th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
@irish: Nah. It doesn’t bother me. One guy just has state envy. Nahmean?
May 15th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I’m really not trying to nitpick, because she’s definitely top 5, but does anyone else think Marissa Miller’s belly button is kinda high on her stomach? Or is it just me? Or did I just give a platform to “jizz target” jokes?
May 15th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
yeah i know. trust me
May 15th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
we’re always down to have freelance stuff posted, but prepare to be critiqued and edited.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Please listen to this while listening to comment #65
May 15th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
/
listening*readingMay 15th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
@clown: I think it depends on the state, but 16 is open for business in some areas.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
And mocked and ridiculed…and don’t forget the flogging…Rexy Nomo is all about the flogging
May 15th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
yeah, the belly button is wayyy high on her stomach. hmm. jizz target for sure.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
I didn’t realize that there were actual jizz targets…oh, never mind.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
clown…I don’t get You Tube at the job..what did you link?
May 15th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
you did but you just didn’t know it.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
@AugustWest
May 15th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
In the teacher story…Anyone else see a problem with a 23 year old being charged with a class 2 felony for shacking up with an 18year old? I realize it’s teacher-student. But 18 and 23 is not felony material… it’s not even misdemeanor material.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
personally, i aim for the eyes and hair. i aim to please make angry.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
/There…that’s more accurate
May 15th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
@Nick. Understood. I really don’t know if it should be directed towards Izzy, or towards La Russa for continuing to put him in there.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
so much for the strikethrough thing working…fuckin HTML.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Anybody still subscribe to Maxim? I let mine run out a few years ago in exchange for Blender and haven’t regretted it one bit.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
@ark: shoot me an email. We like guest posters.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Actually, I kind of enjoy all three, which is why I’m divorced. Btw, Hef has promoted me to MLJ Ombudswoman, so be afraid. Be very afraid.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
@roeth: Do you make that many pina coladas?
/Just realized the importance of that capital B.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Hef, what is my per diem this weekend?
May 15th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Some facts on the polar bear issue:
The latest government survey of polar bears roaming the vast Arctic expanses of northern Quebec, Labrador and southern Baffin Island show the population of polar bears has jumped to 2,100 animals from around 800 in the mid-1980s.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Listen Rexy…a star of my magnitude needs to shine…not be toned down and muted for your own gain…remember that when you read my material…I am a star…bang snap clap..STAR!!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
RWH, it’s “America the Beautiful” by Ol’ Blue Eyes
May 15th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
thanks clown…that works well
May 15th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Also, the world is flat and we should do away with the 13th amendment
/PurdueMatt
May 15th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Avril Lavigne? LMAO
How does anyone still listen to Stern? he’s irrelevant.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Fixed. For hef.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
New Scientist
Sorry Purdue
And FYI: they’re on the threatened list, which means there is some threat to them that could cause their numbers to shrink dramatically. Being on the endangered list means that their numbers are down.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
RWH, in no way was I mocking your interview with Jason Whitlock. I just figured you didn’t want to blow your own horn, so I blew it for you. Wait. What?
/dick joke
May 15th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Rexy..I loved it…
/gay thoughts
May 15th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
geez louise. you guys need a blog. oh wait…..
May 15th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
i respect you two’s right to be together, but that doesn’t mean i have to let you flaunt it in my face.
/throws half-full (im optimistic) beer at gay couple
May 15th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
I would do Jessica Alba up until the moment her water breaks.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Bottle or can, spence? That increase or decreases your level of optimism.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Well at least we have a polar bear expert in the house!
May 15th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
keg
May 15th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Its only Thursday.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
To echo other sentiments: Why is that teacher in trouble? Sure, she should be fired perhaps, but punished by the law? He’s 18, she’s 23. There ain’t shit wrong with that. I would almost think it would be expected to some degree hiring someone that young to work at a high school.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
very true cjzimm
May 15th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
@RMW: Actually, I was mocking Hef’s site. It’s like the off-off-Broadway version of this site.
pssst…Do ya think I’ll get canned like those who speak ill of the WWL? I pray for the sweet relief that only my termination, or death, can bring.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
I 100% agree with ya Sean Jean. Alas, people with UT avatars never get plus ones from me.
/Go Commodores
May 15th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Son of a.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
CBH, i just read your comment. She really did a porno? got any details?
May 15th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
@SeanJean:
I’ll give you a +1 for agreeing with me
May 15th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
That’s what I’m talkin about.
May 15th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
The maxim list is laughably bad. The top ten, aside from Miller, is full of has-beens, Gellar, Lohan, Aguilare. Plus, don’t see Ambrosio on there, any list without her in the top 5 is a sham. No Beckinsale either?!
May 15th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
No Anne Hathaway and no Beckinsale = fail.
May 15th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
i know this is one TBL and I can agree on: Blake Lively should have been way higher than 43